# Doper NSFW Picture Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Ruse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a587f6/32.png) [@Ruse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruse)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/121 "2008-09-08T17:47:25Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Yup, that’s an erection all right. What, are your balls shy? 😃 It’s been a while since I took that photo and I was trying to remember why I’m in that pose and then I remembered. It was because _ahem_ I was playing with them. I hope that’s not too TMI, but this thread is supposed to NSFW so there you have it. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/122 "2008-09-08T18:21:35Z")
Whoops.. thanks for pointing that out. Okay, it should be changed. Go ahead, take a peek. > [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > **Freyr** - all your pics are set to private viewing, you need to give others permission to see them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/123 "2008-09-08T18:31:37Z")
> [@Freyr](#): > > Whoops.. thanks for pointing that out. Okay, it should be changed. Go ahead, take a peek. And now Flickr isn’t working. YOU BROKE FLICKR! 😃 ETA: Nevermind, it works now. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/124 "2008-09-08T18:36:11Z")
Nice erection. The rest of you ain’t bad, either! Thanks for sharing. > [@Ruse](#): > > I’ve decided to come to out of lurkdom to randomly post a picture of my erection, possibly to never return again. Maybe. > > http:/ /img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=34cp5.jpg > > I will freely admit that there is not even a semblance of artistic merit in my photo. When in Rome… ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/125 "2008-09-08T19:12:04Z")
Just to be slightly exhibitionist - a friend of mine is a very good photog and talked me into posing for him a few years ago. One of the photos from that shoot is on his deviantART gallery: http: / / [Zoe in grass, black and white by darkestvice on DeviantArt](http://darkestvice.deviantart.com/art/Zoe-in-grass-black-and-white-18686038) Since it is a nude and therefore adult (though not crude or explicit in any way), you will probably need to be logged into deviantART to view it. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/126 "2008-09-08T19:14:05Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > I TOOK THE PICTURES TO SHOW OFF SOME AWESOME BRUISES I GOT FROM SOME FRIENDS WHILE ENGAGING IN CONSENSUAL BDSM. Obviously, if you are opposed to such activities or think you would be bothered by the pictures, I advise you not to view them. Also, I’m fat, so if you don’t want to see fat people, don’t look. The pictures are at the bottom of this post: > http:/ / [bleeargh.blogspot.com/2007/01/fetish-fair-fleamarket-weekend-part-2.html](http://bleeargh.blogspot.com/2007/01/fetish-fair-fleamarket-weekend-part-2.html) Awesome! Tattoos with better stories. Can’t say I’ve ever been into the BDSM thing, but I did leave the first girl I ever kissed with breasts looking almost like those with bite marks (she begged for it–I was really reluctant, but hell, I aim to please…) ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/127 "2008-09-08T20:39:22Z")
Would it be wrong to ask for the posters to state their sex while posting pics? BTW, you are lovely **pbbth**. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/128 "2008-09-08T20:57:25Z")
I see the Large Hardon Collider is already online. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/129 "2008-09-08T21:47:09Z")
^^Oh come on, you bastards. That was a good one!^^ ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/130 "2008-09-08T22:18:59Z")
[southern accent]Well, I do declare![/southern accent] I must say thank you to **control-z** , **The Tao’s Revenge** ,\*\* iampunha\*\*, **Rick** , **Friar Ted** , and anyone else who has said wonderfully complimentary things about me in this thread or elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/131 "2008-09-08T22:31:30Z")
Well since I am a nudist and a more than slightly exhibitionist. Here is are some pics of my tattoo with extra naked me thrown in. These I just took. You can check out the whole set at http:// [www.flickr.com/gp/14779453@N03/3Z728P](http://www.flickr.com/gp/14779453@N03/3Z728P) And to warn you I am a male, but the tattoo pics are worth taking a look at I think. By the way, I think all your photo’s are great. There is nothing wrong with being naked, seeing naked people or being seen nude. I know that my body isn’t perfect but I am proud of it. I know most people don’t think the way that I do but I believe that if more people did the world would be a happier place. FWIW I think many of societies problem are caused by how we demonize natural things like the human body, sex, drugs, music, different opinions… I mean if we can look at one another in their natural state and see that everyone is beautiful in their own way (and everyone is) we can start to look at other people’s opinions and beliefs and see that they are beautiful in some way even though they are different and maybe we can come together. I don’t think the puritan attitude of the world is going to change anytime soon though. So here I am in all my glory take it or leave it. For those that are thinking about posting a pic but not quite sure I say do it, it can be freeing. It is harder to hide things when you are naked. etgaw1 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/132 "2008-09-08T23:07:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Wow, I really like those! It’s like someone took The Thinker and David and drew graffiti mustaches on them… but real. Hey, don’t go dissing the 'stache. I suppose I would have made a better likeness had I shaved it, but it took me way too long to grow; I’m not losing it without a really good reason. And I’m a bit surprised that everyone says the David came out better than the Thinker, since I’m much more of an intellectual than a giant-killer. Maybe it’s because I wasn’t sucking in my gut during the Thinker shot, or maybe it’s because a pile of sofa cushions with a blanket draped over them make a precarious podium. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/133 "2008-09-09T00:57:42Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > You don’t even need a tripod. Looks like Doc got the tripod anyway:D ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/134 "2008-09-09T02:04:09Z")
> [@Daerlyn](#): > > Just to be slightly exhibitionist - a friend of mine is a very good photog and talked me into posing for him a few years ago. One of the photos from that shoot is on his deviantART gallery: > > http: / / [darkestvice.deviantart.com/art/Zoe-in-grass-black-and-white-18686038](http://darkestvice.deviantart.com/art/Zoe-in-grass-black-and-white-18686038) > > Since it is a nude and therefore adult (though not crude or explicit in any way), you will probably need to be logged into deviantART to view it. What a terrific smile. Your friend managed to capture the essence of you enjoying yourself. Kudos to both of you. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/135 "2008-09-09T03:28:16Z")
Just out of curiosity, how many people posting pictures here\* consider themselves exhibitionists? \*I have (sort of) posted pictures, so I count myself in this. And yes, I am an exhibitionist. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/136 "2008-09-09T03:37:06Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > Just out of curiosity, how many people posting pictures here\* consider themselves exhibitionists? Nope. That is, I \*like \*attention, but I don’t get off on it. I posted because I was afraid to and I wanted to conquer that and because people said I (we) wouldn’t dare. I’m a contrarian, not an exhibitionist. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AT\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@AT\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AT_Love)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/137 "2008-09-09T03:57:10Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > ^^Oh come on, you bastards. That was a good one!^^ I was browsing the other topics and just now got that. A good one indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Dusty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Dusty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/138 "2008-09-09T04:27:05Z")
[I originally had a great long speech here about how crazy this was, but for this, that, and these reasons I was going to do it anyway, but then I realized nobody cares and decided to just get on with it.] Since Michaelangelo’s David has been done, I’ll pose for Donatello’s. There’s a nice picture of Donatello’s David [here](http://dasanpiero.googlepages.com/donatellodavid9.jpg/donatellodavid9-full.jpg) (this picture is no less nude than mine, but since it’s over 500 years old, I suppose it’s safe enough for work). Go to david.gc.bz, then go to the URL it gives you. It’s a Flash document (on a dynamically generated page, so you’ll need to have JavaScript enabled). The picture starts out work safe (I’m wearing boxers), but you can adjust it to pixelated nude or–if you’re sure you won’t get the vapors–nude nude. If you find it too small and you don’t mind scrolling, click the “Full Size” link at the bottom. It’s not pornographic or even erotic (not that I have a problem with that, but it isn’t my bag). I’m just nude, posed as David (a rather uncomfortable position, I might add). [Antonin Mercié’s David](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Antonin_mercie_david_bronze_nude.jpg) is still up for grabs for those sporting enough. > [@pbbth](#): > > Just out of curiosity, how many people posting pictures here\* consider themselves exhibitionists? I do not. I’m actually a very modest, self-conscious person. But I have to say, it feels good to finally let go of some of my body image issues, whether or not anyone else cares, is disturbed, or even finds it amusing (I certainly do). [I’ve had this window open for a good three hours. Now or never, I suppose. You had better be quick, though–I could wise up at any moment.] ---
**Author:** ![Dusty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Dusty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/139 "2008-09-09T04:52:58Z")
All right, that’s ten people who saw my doodle, not counting those who needed a second look. Most came within ten seconds of my posting the link. That’s enough for now, possibly for ever, depends how I feel about it later on. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/140 "2008-09-09T05:14:55Z")
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