# Doper NSFW Picture Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/161 "2008-09-09T17:40:38Z")
> [@Daerlyn](#): > > Nice to see you too, man. šŸ™‚ I did, in fact, use that as an LJ icon - one of the very few pictures of me that I like, even without the boobs. Itā€™s one of my favorite pictures of anyone. Your friend is truly talented and it seems youā€™ve got some ā€œtalentā€ yourself šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/162 "2008-09-09T17:53:11Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > Humph. Youā€™re not the only ones looking at the thread, you know; some of us LIKE sausage. Hot, juicy sausageā€¦ > > Oh, and yeah, Iā€™m an exhibitionist, but Iā€™m also a voyeur, so I figure it evens out. Here, here! Thereā€™s no such thing as too much sausage. (After a few drinks, I may get up the nerve to take a few shots of myself and post them. But thatā€™ll be saturday) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/163 "2008-09-09T18:01:27Z")
As a hetero male, I resent the implication that my desire to look at unclothed fellow forum members of the female sex on a free (or at least not monthly-fee) forum is somehow unnatural or inappropriate. I do not object to the continued display of menā€™s junk, especially since I need not view said junk, but some effort must be made towards equal time. BRING IT ON, LADIES. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/164 "2008-09-09T18:19:53Z")
Come on, guys, donā€™t be lecherous about it. This isnā€™t a porn site, this is a space for Dopers who feel up to it to share themselves with us. If you canā€™t play nice, please go play in some other thread. Not to mention that youā€™re not doing yourselves any favors. First, women who already feel reluctant to share their pictures are probably not going to feel any better about it with a couple of dudes howling and making catcalls. Second, some of us are enjoying the male pictures here. Dopers donā€™t exist solely for your exclusive amusement and tittilation, you know. Third, I have a hunch that some people will carry a grudge about the disrespect they get from a couple of members here, and it wonā€™t pay in the long run to act that way. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/165 "2008-09-09T18:26:27Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Youā€™ve got me on the poor background. As for red eye, that was intentional. The photographer felt it went with the image we were trying to create. > > [http://w](http://w) [ww.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/2841740043/](http://ww.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/2841740043/) > > That photo shows off the effect more. > > **Pbbth** Yes, I do consider myself an exhibitionist. > > **Brā€™er Lappin** You are beautiful of course, and I love the second picture. Iā€™m interested to know why you put your glasses on for the full body shot - you have a magnificently wizard-y face without them. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/166 "2008-09-09T18:36:55Z")
Aaaaarggg!!! I canā€™t even bitch about the status quo without offending and intimidating, all the while the sausage faction chortles and sniggers away. Reverse Discrimination, thatā€™s what it is. Mods, can you please just change my Size 7 all-caps to ( Bring it on, ladies. )? That my help. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/167 "2008-09-09T19:37:12Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > As a hetero male, I resent the implication that my desire to look at unclothed fellow forum members of the female sex on a free (or at least not monthly-fee) forum is somehow unnatural or inappropriate. I do not object to the continued display of menā€™s junk, especially since I need not view said junk, but some effort must be made towards equal time. > > BRING IT ON, LADIES. Right, this will make the ladies more comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Priori\_Tea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@A\_Priori\_Tea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Priori_Tea)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/168 "2008-09-09T19:47:39Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Aaaaarggg!!! I canā€™t even bitch about the status quo without offending and intimidating, all the while the sausage faction chortles and sniggers away. Reverse Discrimination, thatā€™s what it is. > > Mods, can you please just change my Size 7 all-caps to ( Bring it on, ladies. )? That my help. Thanks. Yeeeeahhhā€¦ That ā€œencouragementā€? I donā€™t think itā€™s going to have the effect youā€™re going for. - A Priori Tea, Analyst of the Obvious ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/169 "2008-09-09T20:48:07Z")
**Doc Cathode** , this thread has made me curious. If you donā€™t mind baring even more then you have in your OP :), would you mind visiting the thread about the fun of exhibitionism I started over in IMHO? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10174906#post10174906](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10174906#post10174906) FWIW, I like seeing nude people. There is a world of difference to see a picture voluntarily, and being confronted with it unawares. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/170 "2008-09-09T20:53:38Z")
Hey, Dougie? [Move along. Nothing to see here.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/Goofy%20photobucket/Photo23.jpg) (SFW) šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/171 "2008-09-09T22:01:15Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Hey, Dougie? > > [Move along. Nothing to see here.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/Goofy%20photobucket/Photo23.jpg) (SFW) > > šŸ˜› That is a \*fantastic \*naughty librarian pic, **Ellen**! Ow! Ow! Iā€™m kidding! Donā€™t hit me! ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/172 "2008-09-09T23:18:18Z")
Hrm. Okay. Before I link to this admittedly NNSFW pictures, let me set for you, gentle reader, the scene. On Saturday night I had gone a few rounds with 99 Bananas and this crazy blueberry beer that (surprise!) I didnā€™t care too much for. At some point I thought to myself, ā€œSelf, you should snap an OMGZ sexy pic for the intarwebs!ā€ and 99 Bananas answered, ā€œYesā€¦ yes you should.ā€ So I tried. Onlyā€¦ [it didnā€™t end well.](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2844478036_c2268f25a5.jpg?v=0) So to make up for the epic fail, [hereā€™s](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2843640951_36a871a90d.jpg?v=0)my favorite ā€œerotic but artsyā€ pic. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/173 "2008-09-10T00:00:39Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > So to make up for the epic fail, [hereā€™s](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2843640951_36a871a90d.jpg?v=0)my favorite ā€œerotic but artsyā€ pic. Oo, nice collar! (And the rest of you ainā€™t bad, either!) ---
**Author:** ![eldowan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@eldowan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eldowan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/174 "2008-09-10T00:08:03Z")
> [@Daerlyn](#): > > Just to be slightly exhibitionist - a friend of mine is a very good photog and talked me into posing for him a few years ago. One of the photos from that shoot is on his deviantART gallery: > > http: / / [darkestvice.deviantart.com/art/Zoe-in-grass-black-and-white-18686038](http://darkestvice.deviantart.com/art/Zoe-in-grass-black-and-white-18686038) > > Since it is a nude and therefore adult (though not crude or explicit in any way), you will probably need to be logged into deviantART to view it. **Daerlyn** : This is absolutely one of the _best_ shots likethis nature Iā€™ve evar seen. I donā€™t think I can adequately describe how wonderful this shot is. It is purely beautiful. > [@Br\_er\_Lapin](#): > > Not completely nude, but probably NSFW either: > > http:// [redrae.addr.com/ass.jpg](http://redrae.addr.com/ass.jpg) > > To complete the visual, hereā€™s a face shot thatā€™s kinda hot: > http:// [redrae.addr.com/SEX.jpg](http://redrae.addr.com/SEX.jpg) > > PS: Hi, **Doc**! **Brā€™er Lapin** : those are some mighty fine pictures, and look wonderful. > [@malkavia](#): > > Hrm. Okay. Before I link to this admittedly NNSFW pictures, let me set for you, gentle reader, the scene. > > On Saturday night I had gone a few rounds with 99 Bananas and this crazy blueberry beer that (surprise!) I didnā€™t care too much for. > > At some point I thought to myself, ā€œSelf, you should snap an OMGZ sexy pic for the intarwebs!ā€ and 99 Bananas answered, ā€œYes.. yes you should.ā€ > > So I tried. Only.. [it didnā€™t end well.](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2844478036_c2268f25a5.jpg?v=0) > > So to make up for the epic fail, [hereā€™s](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2843640951_36a871a90d.jpg?v=0)my favorite ā€œerotic but artsyā€ pic. **malkavia** : To say that it didnā€™t end well is a gross overstatment. It is a charmingly enchanting picture, and I like it quite a lot. * * * I know, I know. Iā€™m a lurker. BUT, I also donā€™t have any pictures worthy of this thread anywhere in existance. so there. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/175 "2008-09-10T01:01:25Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > Hrm. Okay. Before I link to this admittedly NNSFW pictures, let me set for you, gentle reader, the scene. > > On Saturday night I had gone a few rounds with 99 Bananas and this crazy blueberry beer that (surprise!) I didnā€™t care too much for. > > At some point I thought to myself, ā€œSelf, you should snap an OMGZ sexy pic for the intarwebs!ā€ and 99 Bananas answered, ā€œYes.. yes you should.ā€ > > So I tried. Only.. [it didnā€™t end well.](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2844478036_c2268f25a5.jpg?v=0) > > So to make up for the epic fail, [hereā€™s](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2843640951_36a871a90d.jpg?v=0)my favorite ā€œerotic but artsyā€ pic. Epic fail? What in the bloody bejeezus are you talking about? Epic win is more like it. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/176 "2008-09-10T01:02:54Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Hey, Dougie? > > [Move along. Nothing to see here.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/Goofy%20photobucket/Photo23.jpg) (SFW) > > šŸ˜› šŸ˜‰ Uhā€¦hey! _\_ ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/177 "2008-09-10T01:13:06Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > So I tried. Only.. [it didnā€™t end well.](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2844478036_c2268f25a5.jpg?v=0) That is _not_ an epic fail! Very nice! ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/178 "2008-09-10T02:25:18Z")
> [@eldowan](#): > > **Daerlyn** : This is absolutely one of the _best_ shots likethis nature Iā€™ve evar seen. I donā€™t think I can adequately describe how wonderful this shot is. It is purely beautiful. > **malkavia** : To say that it didnā€™t end well is a gross overstatment. It is a charmingly enchanting picture, and I like it quite a lot. Thank you! I will pass that along to the photographer as well. I also agree on your assessment of **malkavia** ā€™s photo - I wish I could pull off the webcam pic half so well. ---
**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/179 "2008-09-10T02:40:20Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > So to make up for the epic fail, [hereā€™s](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2843640951_36a871a90d.jpg?v=0)my favorite ā€œerotic but artsyā€ pic. You got the same collar as me! That isnā€™t a problem, I guess, because weā€™re not likely to end up at the same social event or anything, but thatā€™s kinda funny. ---
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/180 "2008-09-10T05:05:27Z")
Ok, Iā€™ll go. Before you click though, you must know that Iā€™m fat, **200 lbs** even, so please, **if you donā€™t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed.** Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so donā€™t expect art. http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg) http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=10)