# Doper Sex Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 20, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968 "2007-04-20T17:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/41 "2007-04-21T14:28:37Z")
You want an honest answer? Fine then. In a typical year, I have sex at least 365 times. With the talented Ms. Palm and her five lovely daughters. All at the same time. Apart from those regular incestuous sevensomes, I had a one-night-stand on New Year’s 2003-04, and…ummm…that’s about it. So since my first time, I’ve maintained an average of something like 0.333 per year. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/42 "2007-04-21T14:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=CanvasShoes] I’m very dissapointed. I just recently found out that this saying is from a TV show, I saw it referenced on some goofy “100 greatest TV sayings” (or something like that). Up to that point, I always thought it was made up by an early doper somewhere. [/QUOTE] I while back, I addressed this very issue, and polled for new ideas. “May I touch you with my my penis?” was my favorite reply. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/43 "2007-04-21T15:26:03Z")
[QUOTE=Sage Rat] That skews the result though. [/QUOTE] Not when he doesn’t bother to answer the OP. [QUOTE=I Love Me, Vol. I] I must have gotten this confused with all those other threads that folks seem to be fundamentally incapable of answering honestly. [/QUOTE] Who hasn’t answered honestly? :dubious: You and **Hampshire** should both try actually _reading_ the replies to a thread before posting nonsense in it. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/44 "2007-04-21T15:54:03Z")
I’ve never had sex with another Doper. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/45 "2007-04-21T16:26:25Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] I’ve never had sex with another Doper. [/QUOTE] Oh God. You really don’t remember? I thought we had something special there. ☹ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/46 "2007-04-21T16:56:02Z")
Not in a relationship but I have a friend who takes care of my needs and I take care of hers until either of us are in a relationship. One or two times a week for three weeks a month. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/47 "2007-04-21T18:22:13Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Well you bearly tried! A Lizard could change my mind about cunninligus. Even if it’s not prehensil. When can you get here 😛 ? [/QUOTE] Funny how you show up in every thread connected to sex. It must be lonely up there. 😃 I sent you a PM. If you’re still so daring, let me know. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/48 "2007-04-21T18:32:33Z")
[QUOTE=CanvasShoes] One cohabitation with a wild musician prior to meeting husband, average 10 or more times per week (what? We were young!). [/quote] You say that like you’re apologizing. 😛 I’m just impressed by that guy. The last time I could’ve done something like that was maybe when I was 16. Of course, back then, I couldn’t have gotten laid to save my life. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/49 "2007-04-21T19:08:53Z")
Enough of this bragging. In the thirty-odd years since I became aware of the issue, I have had one sexual partner. That works out to about 0.03 partners per year. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/50 "2007-04-21T19:15:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Enough of this bragging. In the thirty-odd years since I became aware of the issue, I have had one sexual partner. That works out to about 0.03 partners per year. ☹ [/QUOTE] That settles it. We’re getting you laid! (are weekends good for you?) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/51 "2007-04-21T21:57:05Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] That settles it. We’re getting you laid! (are weekends good for you?) [/QUOTE] Perhaps. Do I get to pick the partner? (And does she get to pick me?) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/52 "2007-04-21T23:21:42Z")
I have to break this down into two timeframes: 1963-1987: 2000-3000 partners, total, that comes to 80-120/year, except that some years had 0 or close to it, and some partners were multiple. 1987-today: One partner, approx. 500 times/year. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/53 "2007-04-21T23:41:03Z")
[QUOTE=MannyL] Not in a relationship but I have a friend who takes care of my needs and I take care of hers until either of us are in a relationship. One or two times a week for three weeks a month. [/QUOTE] Huh. I’ve been fantasising about that kind of situation the last two years. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Defective\_Detective](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Defective\_Detective](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defective_Detective)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/54 "2007-04-22T00:23:12Z")
[QUOTE=CanvasShoes] Huh? Did you only have sex once with each of the 14 people? Sorry, I’m naturally blonde, please speak slowly. Are you trying to find out how many sexual partners we’ve had in our lives, or how often we were “doing it” (or are “doing it”) on a weekly or monthly basis, or perhaps an average of how often we are having sex? Sorry, your OP has confused me. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Was actually trying to find out how many partners we’ve all had, that’s a much better way to put it. I think I phrased it strangely for two reasons: 1. I wanted to include the word “sex” in the thread title, rather than “partner” 2. Yes, strangely enough, I only had sex once with 11 out of the 14, as I recall. ---
**Author:** ![Defective\_Detective](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Defective\_Detective](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defective_Detective)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/55 "2007-04-22T00:24:36Z")
[QUOTE=myskepticsight] 2 guys (both boyfriends) in the last three and a half years. No hookups in between (those 22 months in between were a dry spell if I’ve ever seen one). [/QUOTE] One sympathizes… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/56 "2007-04-22T00:29:46Z")
[QUOTE=Nancarrow] Huh. I’ve been fantasising about that kind of situation the last two years. ☹ [/QUOTE] And I never even heard the expression “friends with benefits” until I started hanging out on the Dope. Maybe it’s something Torontonians my age don’t do, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/57 "2007-04-22T05:22:36Z")
[QUOTE=Hampshire] I hate threads like these. Everyone goes into B.S. mode, inflates their numbers, and then pretend to be modest asking “That’s pretty low isn’t it?”. [/QUOTE] Then I’ll give a completely honest answer: The last time I got laid was in November of 1995 ☹ ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/58 "2007-04-22T07:35:06Z")
[QUOTE=Lizard] Funny how you show up in every thread connected to sex. It must be lonely up there. 😃 I sent you a PM. If you’re still so daring, let me know. [/QUOTE] Well if you note my location I’m 3000 miles (acually more like 3500) away from my SO, so all I can think about is the sex I’m not getting. I’d have to clear it with said SO. And he’d probably want pictures 😛 . ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/59 "2007-04-22T07:58:29Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] Oh God. You really don’t remember? I thought we had something special there. ☹ 😃 [/QUOTE] Where was my head? ☹ Let me rephrase my post. Other than once, when I shamelessly IM flirted with a godess, got all hot and bothered, took a $200 taxi ride to Narita from Tokyo in order to grab the first plane to New Zeland, took the only seat available, a full fare business class ticket, was met at the airport by the same sex godess, and with both of us too horny to wait, paid a taxi driver $300 to not look in the back seat. How can one forget having sex 17 times in 48 hours? It look three weeks for the skin to grow back – damn that was embarassing to have to explain that one to the doctor. (He’s publishing this case in a journal somewhere.) And how did you learn how to do what you called your “Little Squeek” or the “Back Stroke Crossover with a Twist.” I thought I was experienced, but damn! The 3:00 am romp in front of Parliment was fun, but being taken to the police station wasn’t. Looking back, great things can only go on for so long. Unless, of course, you’re a guy, then it may have been someone else. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968/60 "2007-04-22T09:18:19Z")
In my 32.5 years of life, the average times of laid per year comes, precisely, to 0. That ought to have an effect of the doper average. And, please, spare your sympathy. It is by choice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-sex-thread/400968.md?page=4)