# Doper Specialties Resource

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-specialties-resource/669138>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-specialties-resource/669138 "2013-09-18T13:21:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-specialties-resource/669138/41 "2013-09-23T03:11:11Z")

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My mom always told me to be the best at whatever I do, so I became the world’s biggest best dick.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-specialties-resource/669138/42 "2013-09-23T14:05:46Z")

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> [@AaronX](#):
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> I used to be a pert. Now I’m an expert.

Used this joke today on my wife.

Gave general credit to “guy on the board I read.”

OK?

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**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-specialties-resource/669138/43 "2013-09-24T04:28:10Z")

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Great, you’re on your way to losing your pert status as well

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