# Doper standardized units of measure

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-standardized-units-of-measure/171223>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 26, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-standardized-units-of-measure/171223 "2003-04-26T00:44:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-standardized-units-of-measure/171223/41 "2003-04-30T19:19:01Z")

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Units of incredulity should be measured in what-the-f\*\*k units called “mili-wufts”. For instance, upon hearing about the new show hosted by Monica Lewinsky I experienced a reaction of about 857 milli-wufts.

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