# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/1 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")
Pairing off Dopers solely by their user names, I’d like to see: **Furious\_Marmot** _v._ **Invisible Wombat**! It’s got a nice rhythm to it, plus the contrast between the furiosity and the zen-like stability implied by the invisibility. Your suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/2 "2009-02-14T15:03:49Z")
**Dinsdale** vs. **Spiny Norman**! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/3 "2009-02-14T15:07:03Z")
**Muffin** vs **Mangetout** ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/4 "2009-02-14T15:17:34Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** vs. **Sauron** –or– **Frodo** vs. **Sauron** \*\*Colibri \*\*vs. **Kat** **silenus** vs. **Cluricaun** \*\*CatInASuit \*\*vs. **Cat In A Top Hat** \*\*Lilacs \*\*vs. \*\*anyrose \*\* \*\*Mrs. Cake \*\* vs. \*\*Mangetout \*\* \*\*Telperien \*\*vs. \*\*Telperion \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/5 "2009-02-14T15:23:22Z")
and of course, **What Exit?** _v._ **WhyNot** ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/6 "2009-02-14T15:26:17Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > and of course, > > **What Exit?** _v._ **WhyNot** Winner to face " **What the…?"** ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/7 "2009-02-14T15:27:40Z")
**Omniscient** _v._ **omni-not** sorta like the conjunction of matter and anti-matter … ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/8 "2009-02-14T17:16:30Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] **Muffin** vs **Mangetout** [/QUOTE] > [@What Exit?](#): > > **Mrs. Cake** vs. **Mangetout** I’ll referee these ones. And if the combatants slow down, I’ll make sure that they mix things up again. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/9 "2009-02-14T17:45:46Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I’ll referee these ones. And if the combatants slow down, I’ll make sure that they mix things up again. I think it will be a very one-sided fight. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/10 "2009-02-14T18:02:53Z")
Chowder vs. The King of Soup aaaaaaaand Giraffe vs. Zebra ---
**Author:** ![kurilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea5d25/32.png) [@kurilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurilla)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/11 "2009-02-14T22:18:28Z")
**Cicero** vs. **Diogenes the Cynic** Oh, and **glee** vs. **Harmonious Discord** ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/12 "2009-02-14T22:42:51Z")
> [@kurilla](#): > > **Cicero** vs. **Diogenes the Cynic** > > Oh, and **glee** vs. **Harmonious Discord** Good one, I was trying to think of one for \*\*glee \*\*and I couldn’t. Would this work \*\*Malacandra \*\*vs. **John Carter of Mars**? ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/13 "2009-02-14T22:53:04Z")
\*\*alpine \*\*vs **enipla** **Mirror Image egamI rorriM** in a one-man schizo special ---
**Author:** ![Obeseus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbce88/32.png) [@Obeseus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obeseus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/14 "2009-02-14T23:08:48Z")
May I issue a challenge to Fatso? ---
**Author:** ![Casserole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b77776/32.png) [@Casserole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casserole)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/15 "2009-02-14T23:14:47Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > \*\*CatInASuit \*\*vs. **Cat In A Top Hat** Catfight 😃 If I am allowed to nominate myself… shall I put forth: **Casserole** vs. **Green Bean**? I have a multitude of flavours, and play well with many assortments of meats. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/16 "2009-02-15T00:28:42Z")
**Mangetout** vs. **Green Bean** ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/17 "2009-02-15T01:27:50Z")
Once **Mangetout** finishes off me, \*\*Mrs Cake \*\*and **Green Bean** , it will be time for **Dieter**. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/18 "2009-02-15T01:29:20Z")
**Nothern Piper** v. **Tuba Diva** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/19 "2009-02-15T01:45:07Z")
The classic match-up of C K Dexter Haven vs Tracy Lord ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/20 "2009-02-15T01:47:01Z")
**HongKongFooey** vs. **Siam Sam** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=2)