# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/21 "2009-02-15T01:50:46Z")
**Tastes of Chocolate** vs. **Mangetout** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/22 "2009-02-15T02:04:42Z")
**Noone Special** vs **Nobody** ---
**Author:** ![MadPansy64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MadPansy64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPansy64)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/23 "2009-02-15T02:06:39Z")
**Seeker of Truth & Beauty** vs. **Sophistry and Illusion** **Diogenes the Cynic** vs. **Bobotheoptimist** ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/24 "2009-02-15T02:13:15Z")
I hereby challenge\*\* laughing lagomorph\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/25 "2009-02-15T02:52:41Z")
**Captain Carrot** Vs. **Angua** And don’t we have a **Gaspode** , too? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/26 "2009-02-15T02:54:20Z")
**Really Not All That Bright** vs **Least Original User Name Ever** would be a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/27 "2009-02-15T03:16:34Z")
I challenge the other STG, **St. Germain**! ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/28 "2009-02-15T03:20:47Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > **Really Not All That Bright** vs **Least Original User Name Ever** would be a good one. Or **Most Creative User Name Ever** vs. **Least Original User Name Ever**. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/29 "2009-02-15T03:26:53Z")
There’s always me vs. **Featherlou**. Float like a butterfly, sting like a … Kuni? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/30 "2009-02-15T03:53:59Z")
\*\*Sleel \*\*versus **Khadaji** \* - characters from the same book, if you don’t know ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/31 "2009-02-15T03:58:33Z")
Everybody vs. **Sunspace**? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/32 "2009-02-15T04:02:04Z")
**Der Trihs** versus **Khan** Read my name backwards, if you are one of the people who never noticed ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/33 "2009-02-15T04:53:00Z")
How about **Noone Special** vs. **Least Original User Name Ever**? Or **Shodan** vs. **Shagnasty** , since I always get them confused. Regards, Shagnasty ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/34 "2009-02-15T06:26:06Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > There’s always me vs. **Featherlou**. > > Float like a butterfly, sting like a … Kuni? Your armpits are mine! Wait, that doesn’t sound right… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/35 "2009-02-15T09:38:02Z")
I’m sure there’s something I’m missing here with my own name. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/36 "2009-02-15T09:51:51Z")
**Hostile Dialect** vs. **Euphonious Polemic** ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/37 "2009-02-15T09:56:10Z")
**Quasimodal** vs **Quasimodem** The only problem is, I can’t tell them apart so damned if I know how we’ll figure out who won. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/38 "2009-02-15T09:56:34Z")
Enola Gay vs. Enola Straight Cecil Adams vs. Ed Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/39 "2009-02-15T10:11:11Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > The classic match-up of C K Dexter Haven vs Tracy Lord Third time’s the charm! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/40 "2009-02-15T10:25:34Z")
> [@kurilla](#): > > Oh, and **glee** vs. **Harmonious Discord** > [@What\_Exit](#): > > Good one, I was trying to think of one for \*\*glee \*\*and I couldn’t. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=3)