# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/41 "2009-02-15T10:32:21Z")
**Harmonius Discord** v **Melody Harmonius** Does \*\*Surreal \*\*v **RTFirefly** count? ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/42 "2009-02-15T10:54:39Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > I’m sure there’s something I’m missing here with my own name. **Mudshark** v **MamaZappa** Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/43 "2009-02-15T11:41:18Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > **Dinsdale** vs. **Spiny Norman**! Wins the thread. > [@What Exit?](#): > > Would this work \*\*Malacandra \*\*vs. **John Carter of Mars**? All due respect to the Warlord, but he’s a little under weight for that one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/44 "2009-02-15T12:28:49Z")
**HongKongFooey** , that’s a _good_ one. Sounds like a bitter, brutal, bloody matchup. Bring yer raincoats! Hostile Dialect, Hostile Dialect, “The Bonebreaker” ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/45 "2009-02-15T12:29:58Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > > [@Jenaroph](#): > > > > Dinsdale vs. Spiny Norman! > > Wins the thread. Am I missing something? Hostile Dialect, Hostile Dialect, Narcissist ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/46 "2009-02-15T12:35:46Z")
You have to be a Monty Python fan. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/47 "2009-02-15T12:38:00Z")
This thread is more of an education than I would have expected. But then, I tend not the read the “Where did your username come from” threads… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/48 "2009-02-15T13:37:05Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Am I missing something? > > Hostile Dialect, > Hostile Dialect, Narcissist Yes. But it’s [never](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha_Brothers) too late to admit that you don’t, after all, know everything. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kurilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea5d25/32.png) [@kurilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurilla)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/49 "2009-02-15T14:25:08Z")
**CairoCarol** vs. **Siam Sam** Winner to meet **Paul in Saudi** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/50 "2009-02-15T14:27:52Z")
**Dissonance** vs. **Harmonious Discord** My ears ! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/51 "2009-02-15T15:13:09Z")
**Jolly Roger** vs **The Flying Dutchman** would be _avast…!_ improvement on all of these. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/52 "2009-02-15T15:18:18Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > **Jolly Roger** vs **The Flying Dutchman** would be _avast…!_ improvement on all of these. 😃 **ArrMatey!** gets the winner. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/53 "2009-02-15T17:16:23Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > **ArrMatey!** gets the winner. Second round is **ArrMatey!** vs. **Dread Pirate Jimbo**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/54 "2009-02-15T18:41:14Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > **Nothern Piper** v. **Tuba Diva** No way! **TubaDiva** and I have a bilateral non-aggression treaty. Otherwise, the result of pipes v. tuba would Mutual Assured Destruction! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/55 "2009-02-15T19:15:48Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > No way! **TubaDiva** and I have a bilateral non-aggression treaty. Otherwise, the result of pipes v. tuba would Mutual Assured Destruction! Of our ears, at least. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/56 "2009-02-15T21:55:13Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Yes. > > But it’s [never](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha_Brothers) too late to admit that you don’t, after all, know everything. 😛 Hey, I’m 22. I can’t help it. May I ask why you’ve taken such a particular interest in me of late? Hostile Dialect, Hostile Dialect, Narcissist ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/57 "2009-02-15T22:11:44Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > **Really Not All That Bright** vs **Least Original User Name Ever** would be a good one. Already won this one. > [@NinetyWt](#): > > Or **Most Creative User Name Ever** vs. **Least Original User Name Ever**. Wouldn’t even be a contest! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/58 "2009-02-16T00:30:33Z")
Do they have to be a current poster? **SpazCat** vs. **Spastic Kitty** ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/59 "2009-02-16T00:54:25Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > No way! **TubaDiva** and I have a bilateral non-aggression treaty. Otherwise, the result of pipes v. tuba would Mutual Assured Destruction! You think you have a bi-lateral non-aggresion treaty, but you have forgotten Pearl Harbor – beware the war tubas: [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/61351024\_03f813ce6a.jpg?v=0](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/61351024_03f813ce6a.jpg?v=0) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/60 "2009-02-16T01:00:32Z")
BTW, **Northern Piper** , this Friday night at Loch Lomond ski hill in Thunder Bay the attire is plaid, so if you have a tartan and a helmet, come join us. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=4)