# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/61 "2009-02-16T05:40:06Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > You think you have a bi-lateral non-aggresion treaty, but you have forgotten Pearl Harbor – beware the war tubas: [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/61351024\_03f813ce6a.jpg?v=0](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/61351024_03f813ce6a.jpg?v=0) **Muffin** , what the heck are them thangs?!? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/62 "2009-02-16T05:42:19Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > BTW, **Northern Piper** , this Friday night at Loch Lomond ski hill in Thunder Bay the attire is plaid, so if you have a tartan and a helmet, come join us. thanks for the invite, but it’s a bit too far of a drive, and I have family committments - maybe next year! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/63 "2009-02-16T05:42:38Z")
> [@Casserole](#): > > If I am allowed to nominate myself… shall I put forth: > > **Casserole** vs. **Green Bean**? You’re on, sucka! > [@SpazCat](#): > > Do they have to be a current poster? Hopefully not. That way, I could add **broccoli** to my dream team. Which naturally includes **yams!!** and **Cabbage**. (But not **Captain Carrot** , because he insists that his name comes from a Pratchett character, not a vegetable. Yeah right, rootboy. One day, you’re gonna stop trying to deny who you are and embrace your vitamin-rich identity. And you’ll be happier. Really!) The Straight Dope Vegetables are gonna take on **Cheesesteak** , **SenorBeef** and **Pullet**. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/64 "2009-02-16T06:35:18Z")
> [@unclviny](#): > > **Mudshark** v **MamaZappa** > > Unclviny I didn’t even think of that. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/65 "2009-02-16T06:58:27Z")
**Capt. Ridley’s Shooting Party** versus **ambushed** ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/66 "2009-02-16T07:12:13Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > \*\*CatInASuit \*\*vs. **Cat In A Top Hat** Will this be referreed by **CrazyCatLady**? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/67 "2009-02-16T07:35:09Z")
I need some sort of other mythical critter to take on. We got any dragons or knights errant or ettins around here? I know! I’ll just take on the trolls! Or **Hentor the Barbarian** … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/68 "2009-02-16T07:46:48Z")
Sadly we seem not to have members called either **Unstoppable Force** or **Immovable Object**. Seems a shame. We could have found out what happens, once and for all. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/69 "2009-02-16T09:42:01Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > I need some sort of other mythical critter to take on. We got any dragons or knights errant or ettins around here? I searched, and we have 13 people with variations of “Knight”. **Knighthawk** , **Knighthammer** and so on. I think you’re outnumbered. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/70 "2009-02-16T10:11:28Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Sadly we seem not to have members called either **Unstoppable Force** or **Immovable Object**. Seems a shame. We could have found out what happens, once and for all. they spawn **Inconceivable Crash** ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/71 "2009-02-16T10:17:01Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > I didn’t even think of that. Surely you’d be better off teamed with **Mudkicker**? ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/72 "2009-02-16T10:33:33Z")
**WhyNot** vs. **WotNot** **MacTech** vs. **Mach Tuck** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/73 "2009-02-16T11:43:08Z")
**The Second Stone** versus **Quartz** Which chunk of silicates comes out on top, and which ends up gravel ? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/74 "2009-02-16T11:56:11Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > **Muffin** , what the heck are them thangs?!? WWII Japanese war tubas. Ne shitteth vous pas. They were giant passive anti-aircraft sound detectors. But that was then. You’d best be worried about how TubaDiva might have modified them to work as active offensive weapons now. ---
**Author:** ![VanillaGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@VanillaGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaGorilla)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/75 "2009-02-16T11:58:55Z")
May I volunteer for a match? Then I propose **Etumretniw** vs \*\* A.I. Wintermute\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/76 "2009-02-16T12:47:00Z")
I got nobody. I shall remain undefeated. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/77 "2009-02-16T13:01:18Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I got nobody. I shall remain undefeated. Me too - the Illuminati reign supreme! ---
**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/78 "2009-02-16T13:03:30Z")
I should probably challenge **Not Really All That Bright**. I’ll think about it. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/79 "2009-02-16T13:24:59Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I got nobody. I shall remain undefeated. Well we could match you to **Fisha** ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/80 "2009-02-16T13:44:08Z")
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