# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/81 "2009-02-16T13:44:19Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > [QUOTE=Loach] > I got nobody. I shall remain undefeated. Well we could match you to **Fisha** [/QUOTE] Or we could propose a matchup of **Ex-Tank** against [**Loach**](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hughes_H-6). ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/82 "2009-02-16T14:12:03Z")
**Borborygmi** vs. **Randy Seltzer**. A two-on-one match: **Triskadecamus** vs. **catsix** plus **Seven**. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/83 "2009-02-16T14:14:33Z")
As Red correctly points out, I am not a damn fish. And since I am also an ex-tanker as well as being an ex-loacher I have the advantage over Ex-Tank. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/84 "2009-02-16T14:17:30Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > As Red correctly points out, I am not a damn fish. And since I am also an ex-tanker as well as being an ex-loacher I have the advantage over Ex-Tank. Well I knew you were named for the copter, but a loach is a fish and you were looking for a match. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/85 "2009-02-16T14:27:57Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Well I knew you were named for the copter, but a loach is a fish and you were looking for a match. Fair enough. But I’m still not a damn fish grumble grumble ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/86 "2009-02-16T14:34:47Z")
What fire ? vs. What Exit? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/87 "2009-02-16T14:37:54Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > As Red correctly points out, I am not a damn fish. And since I am also an ex-tanker as well as being an ex-loacher I have the advantage over Ex-Tank. See, I thought the Loach vs. Ex-Tank thing _did_ refer to you being a fish! You know, if a fish is no longer in his tank…well, not good, right? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/88 "2009-02-16T14:49:38Z")
I fooled all of you. I’m actually [Ken Loach](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0516360/), film director. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/89 "2009-02-16T15:04:10Z")
**Argent Towers** , I challenge you! ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/90 "2009-02-16T15:06:14Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > **Argent Towers** , I challenge you! You’ll win by default - I think he’s stopped posting (haven’t seen him on here for about six months). ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/91 "2009-02-16T15:19:11Z")
**Hi, Neighbor** vs. **HelloNinja** I don’t really think I have a shot at winning this one. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/92 "2009-02-16T15:24:59Z")
Or **Hi, Neighbour!** vs **Hey Homie** , maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/93 "2009-02-16T15:35:46Z")
Since **Homer** was banned, **Troy McClure** v. **Santos L. Halper** ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/94 "2009-02-16T16:29:53Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > I need some sort of other mythical critter to take on. We got any dragons or knights errant or ettins around here? _AHEM_ Right here, buddy. You’re going down! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/95 "2009-02-16T18:18:31Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Hey, I’m 22. I can’t help it. > > May I ask why you’ve taken such a particular interest in me of late? > > Hostile Dialect, > Hostile Dialect, Narcissist Ask away. But have I? I didn’t think our paths had crossed more than twice within the last few weeks, and surely the minimum qualification for “enemy action” is three times. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/96 "2009-02-16T18:24:31Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > they spawn **Inconceivable Crash** I think we’ve had a couple of those already. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/97 "2009-02-16T18:25:53Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Der Trihs** versus **Khan** There’s a poster named **Khan**? I can take him ;). ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/98 "2009-02-16T18:31:44Z")
I’d like to see **HongKongFooey** vs. **El\_Kabong**. ---
**Author:** ![dactylic\_hexameter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@dactylic\_hexameter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dactylic_hexameter)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/99 "2009-02-16T18:32:11Z")
**Shirley UJest** vs. **Don’t call me Shirley** Also, I kind of want a dead language battle royale - **IlluminatiPrimus** , **Cicero** , **Autolycus** , **Vox Imperatoris** , **Diogenes the Cynic** , etc. I’ll referee! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/100 "2009-02-16T18:39:26Z")
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