# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/101 "2009-02-16T18:57:32Z")
Me vs. **KneadtoKnow** , because we get confused for each other. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/102 "2009-02-16T20:27:33Z")
Since **Hostile Dialect** is participating so much in this thread, it’s only fair that he have to face up against **Shibboleth** , isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/103 "2009-02-16T20:56:23Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > I’m sure there’s something I’m missing here with my own name. You want a fight, do ya! Well, I’ll give you a fight. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/104 "2009-02-16T21:09:17Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Alpha Male, are you out there? Yes, but with [zero posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), you’d win by default I’d say. ---
**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/105 "2009-02-16T23:32:09Z")
Who’s gonna take me on? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/106 "2009-02-16T23:35:33Z")
> [@FlightlessBird](#): > > Who’s gonna take me on? **Kanicbird**? She could witness you to death. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/107 "2009-02-16T23:57:59Z")
> [@FlightlessBird](#): > > Who’s gonna take me on? _batbatbat_ ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/108 "2009-02-17T00:13:28Z")
Anyone with tinntellegent in their title? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/109 "2009-02-17T00:55:34Z")
> [@FlightlessBird](#): > > Who’s gonna take me on? **FlightlessBird** versus **catsix**? ---
**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/110 "2009-02-17T04:55:53Z")
Search reveals a **Hyperion**. In honour of my new username, me ‘n’ him, clash of the titans! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/111 "2009-02-17T05:59:58Z")
What? No Westley or DPR? - takes another drink of brandy and sulks off \* ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/112 "2009-02-17T06:09:45Z")
reef shark vs. MudShark ---
**Author:** ![Lungfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d78d45/32.png) [@Lungfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lungfish)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/113 "2009-02-17T06:19:23Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I got nobody. I shall remain undefeated. I’ ll fight you. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/114 "2009-02-17T13:42:29Z")
**AngelSoft** versus **devilsknew** **The Tao’s Revenge** versus **FriarTed** Doper Holy Wars ! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/115 "2009-02-17T15:00:49Z")
**The Sonoran Lizard King** will feel my wrath! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD! ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/51bf81/32.png) [@Big\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/116 "2009-02-17T20:37:11Z")
good thread. I’ll take on **Eniac**. I’m brave because I think he/she only posted once, as opposed to my grand 17 posts. While I am waiting for Eniac to show, I’m going to hang out with **apple-g5** and try to make nice. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/117 "2009-02-17T22:50:03Z")
I’ll just burrow into the ground and wait… and when you’re all tired and/or K/O.d I’ll jump out of my hole and burrow into your brainzzzzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/118 "2009-02-17T23:31:04Z")
I’d like to have a cagematch with Cicero for the right to the name that starts with Ci, has another c in it, and ends with o. I’m always mistaking his/her name for mine! ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/119 "2009-02-18T00:59:42Z")
I challenge **Cubsfan!** ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/120 "2009-02-18T01:09:43Z")
No one can take me. And quit calling me levdragon. Okay, it’s sorta the same thing, but spelled difrunt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818.md?page=7)