# Doper User Name Ultimate Cage Match!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818 "2009-02-14T14:59:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/121 "2009-02-18T01:19:47Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> What fire ? vs. What Exit?

I think I’ll win this one by forfeit. He hasn’t posted since: 04-02-2001 12:39 AM

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/122 "2009-02-18T01:24:15Z")

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There is a **Monstro** and a **Monstre** or something. If they haven’t already, I’ll call them out.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/123 "2009-02-18T15:25:44Z")

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just thought of another:

**What the … !!!** v. **Don’t Ask**

there’s a story there…

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/124 "2009-02-18T15:45:21Z")

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Bwahhahahha.

I am invincible!

Because I don’t believe there has ever been a **Silver Bullet**

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/125 "2009-02-18T16:02:05Z")

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I think **Miller** vs **Baker** would be a practical matchup.

For myself I think there was a **Roadrunner** poster but I haven’t seen him around anymore. Fine by me since I’d rather take on **Twickster**. But she’d probably win she she’s sly and tricksy and I am only a Super Genius with an Acme catalog.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/126 "2009-02-18T16:48:13Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Bwahhahahha.
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> I am invincible!

You’re a looney.

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**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/127 "2009-02-18T18:37:02Z")

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**TheFaerie** vs **ScaryFairy** refereed by **FairyChatMom** who will probably try to make us talk out our differences…

(apologies for misspellings…)

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**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/128 "2009-02-18T18:48:27Z")

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I don’t believe there are any **Reavers** out there for me to take on (and lose to). I guess there is **Zoe** , but that might make for a… different viewing experience.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/129 "2009-02-18T18:50:20Z")

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> [@Illuminatiprimus](#):
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> **Kanicbird**? She could witness you to death.

Only if you’re talking about **Kanicbird** ’s wife. He’s a dude.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/130 "2009-02-18T19:10:00Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> You’re a looney.

Don’t be silly – **Wile E** and I are the Looney ones. 😃

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/131 "2009-02-19T06:34:01Z")

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> [@Juliana](#):
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> Only if you’re talking about **Kanicbird** ’s wife. He’s a dude.

Ah, well my point remains.

Ooooh - just realised, I could fight **The Chao goes Mu**!

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/132 "2009-02-19T07:06:42Z")

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What’s \*\*Biggirl \*\*up to?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-user-name-ultimate-cage-match/485818/133 "2009-02-22T11:43:14Z")

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**kittenblue** versus **willthekittensurvive?**

TO THE DEATH !

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