# Doper Valentines Exchange

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 23, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763 "2004-01-23T14:25:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/281 "2004-02-14T21:17:42Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> **Blonde** , you missed something at the end of the Virtual Valentine Party’s first page.

What did I miss? I’ll go re-read it…

Ooohhhhh! ::trembles::

😃

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/282 "2004-02-14T21:27:26Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> What, you’re saying I’m _not_ really this popular? ☹
> 
> I know it’s totally unfair to single out one card or another for coolness (this isn’t a competition), but I got two today that totally blew me away: **vivalaswages** ’s card made me laugh and laugh, and **horseflesh** ’s elaborate combination of injokes was also a hoot.
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> Thanks, all!

Did I send you the card with the two little kids on it?

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/283 "2004-02-14T21:34:59Z")

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You sent it to me **vivalostwages** I looked at it and said “Memo to self do NOT eat lunch with Pooh Bear at school on Valentines!”  
😃  
Whats a mom to do?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/284 "2004-02-14T21:38:29Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Did I send you the card with the two little kids on it?

No, it was the mother-daughter pair with the dorky matching outfits.

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**Author:** ![sheepi83](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sheepi83](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sheepi83)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/285 "2004-02-14T22:02:28Z")

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Hehe, I’ve been meaning to post my thanks! It’s great coming home from class to piles and piles of cards full of cheer!

Just to let you guys know if your cards made it, these are the ones that I’ve gotten so far…

Pandora, Scuba Ben, Twickster, Dantheman, Lurkmeister, Phall0106, Fairy Chat Mom, Sexy Writer, No Clue Boy, Siege, Avarie537, DirkGntly, Steve Wright, Shannablu, look!ninjas, Jess, Annie Xmas, and RC!

Thanks for brightening up a fuzzzy Sheepi’s week!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/286 "2004-02-14T22:08:26Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> What, you’re saying I’m _not_ really this popular? ☹
> 
> I know it’s totally unfair to single out one card or another for coolness (this isn’t a competition), but I got two today that totally blew me away: **vivalaswages** ’s card made me laugh and laugh, and **horseflesh** ’s elaborate combination of injokes was also a hoot.
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> Thanks, all!

Hee, hee! No, I’m saying **I’m** not really this popular. You, my friend, assuredly are!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/287 "2004-02-14T23:23:33Z")

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Whee! More!

Thank you, **misstee, SanguineSpider, and Jess**

And thank you all very much! This is making my eternity . . .

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**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/288 "2004-02-14T23:42:20Z")

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2 more today…

Thanks **bittersweet** and **rocking chair**!

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/289 "2004-02-15T01:22:37Z")

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The pile grows ever larger! I no longer remember who I’ve thanked and who I haven’t, so just consider yourselves thanked, all of you. I’m tempted to throw the cards in the air and let them fall down on me like snow, but I’d probably get a corner in the eye. And that would sort of ruin the mood.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/290 "2004-02-15T01:59:47Z")

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Hi everyone, I just wanted to write a little note to apologize to the people on my list. While I did send out about a third of my valentines, and have the rest of them minus addresses and envelopes, I wasn’t able to send them out ☹

I won’t bore you all with the details but I got hit by a car as I was crossing the street (in a crosswalk no less) at school. To say the least, V-day has been the least of my worries lately.

Thank you for the valentines you’ve sent and sorry again that I haven’t had time to send out all of yours.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/291 "2004-02-15T02:23:05Z")

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So sorry to hear that, **Fairy Princess Kitty**.

{{hugs}}

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/292 "2004-02-15T02:25:49Z")

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Oh no! Poor Kitty!

Get well soon. ☹

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/293 "2004-02-15T02:27:11Z")

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In other news, I got a valentine from **Blonde** on Saturday! Even though there’s no postal delivery! These valentines are unstoppable! Next thing we know, these valentines are going to start boring their way through bedrock to get to their destinations!

(It was on top of the mailbox unit in the lobby today. Looks like it got misfiled in someone else’s mailbox yesterday… but still…)

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/294 "2004-02-15T05:50:39Z")

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Thanks for today’s valentines from **Dantheman, Aries (nice job, by the way), and Stargazer**.

Glad you folks liked the funny store-boughten cards. I gave my mom the one with the dorky matching outfits. 😃

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/295 "2004-02-15T07:07:51Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> In other news, I got a valentine from **Blonde** on Saturday! Even though there’s no postal delivery! These valentines are unstoppable! Next thing we know, these valentines are going to start boring their way through bedrock to get to their destinations!
> 
> (It was on top of the mailbox unit in the lobby today. Looks like it got misfiled in someone else’s mailbox yesterday… but still…)

I’m so glad it made it there on time! Being a Texas Blonde, I have certain connections… 😉

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/296 "2004-02-15T23:44:09Z")

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Got eight more Friday and Saturday:

**Misstee** - shredded paper heart  
**sheepi83** - ewe sweety! (and I’ve never seen a sequin “I love you” before)  
**Punkyova** - nice photo  
**Horseflesh** - like everone said - WAAAY too much time on your hands!\*  
**NoClueBoy** - Daffy!  
**DirkGntly** - very nice card  
**rocking chair** - took a moment to identify that “signature”  
**SanguineSpider** - finally figured out who “The Spider” was 😃

Definitely made my day; and apparently there are more to come!

\*and thanks for the note.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/297 "2004-02-15T23:47:50Z")

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> **SanguineSpider** - finally figured out who “The Spider” was 😃

Good thing it wasn’t Boris the Spider, which was my first guess! 😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/298 "2004-02-16T04:56:14Z")

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I neglected checking my mail hole yesterday, so I looked just now and found more!

**dantheman** - you da man! Scooby Doo!

**BrattiAtti** - a neat mix of custom and store bought. With very nice penmanship!

**ultraviolet** - my first Canadian! Whee! Very nice, btw

**RockingChair** - cool custom card with a wicked cool signature

**Sheepi83** - a really neat totally custom card. And why does everyone want to SWAK me? 😕

**Seige** - thinks I’m a weanie. A weinie DOG!! 😉 And a VERY personal note. (Wait til a certain party joins up, dog lovin’ lady!)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/299 "2004-02-16T04:58:42Z")

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NoClueBoy,Thanks for the card!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-valentines-exchange/225763/300 "2004-02-16T05:12:06Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> NoClueBoy,Thanks for the card!

Well, of course you were gonna get one! Regardless of whether or not you signed up. 🙂

You’re welcome, btw.

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