# Doper women, would you be impressed with this? (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535 "2005-01-31T04:12:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/21 "2005-01-31T07:20:57Z")
Pointed out by a Doper named **Othersider** naturally. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/22 "2005-01-31T07:39:30Z")
> [@Queen Tonya](#): > > Pointed out by a Doper named **Othersider** naturally. 😛 Hey now, my handle has nothing to do with my sexual orientation or gender. :smack: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/23 "2005-01-31T08:02:07Z")
> [@Othersider](#): > > I think you’re the only woman, so far, to post an answer in this thread that comes from the perspective opposite that of the intended audience. 😃 I intended to give Mrs. Six’s perspective. I’m not into guys at all, so my view is pretty much irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/24 "2005-01-31T08:10:27Z")
> [@Kaitlyn](#): > > I intended to give Mrs. Six’s perspective. > > I’m not into guys at all, so my view is pretty much irrelevant. That’s great, **Kaitlyn**. Way to undermine my “joke”. :smack: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/25 "2005-01-31T08:52:27Z")
> [@Othersider](#): > > That’s great, **Kaitlyn**. Way to undermine my “joke”. :smack: 😉 Sorry. I must have misunderstood. Carry on. For the record, I find massive amounts of ejaculation gross, and can’t see why it would matter outside of a porn film. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/26 "2005-01-31T09:04:12Z")
> [@Kaitlyn](#): > > Sorry. I must have misunderstood. Carry on. It’s okay, no harm done, and no offense intended. 😃 > [@Kaitlyn](#): > > For the record, I find massive amounts of ejaculation gross, and can’t see why it would matter outside of a porn film. I’m with you. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/27 "2005-01-31T10:51:08Z")
[a href=http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html]Man of steel, woman of kleenex[/a] ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/28 "2005-01-31T11:21:48Z")
Nothing kills the mood faster and makes subsequent sessions less enjoyable than thinking, “God dammit, now I gotta wash the sheers again…” Buckets of goo != more monkey lovin’ ---
**Author:** ![FrostySonofThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@FrostySonofThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrostySonofThunder)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/29 "2005-01-31T12:04:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by \*\*Seeker74 \*\* > _Nothing kills the mood faster and makes subsequent sessions less enjoyable than thinking, "God dammit, now I gotta wash the **sheers** again._…" Well, if you didn’t point him towards the windows, then you wouldn’t have to keep washing them all the time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/30 "2005-01-31T12:14:37Z")
> [@Phase42](#): > > Thanks to the repetitive, single-minded nature of the spam I’ve been receiving lately, I find myself forced to post this question here for the womenfolk: > > Assuming for a moment that I am your lover, just how much more impressed would you be with me if I were to double, or even **triple** the volume of my ejaculation? Would being able to shoot it across the room impress you even more? > > These spammers seem intent on convincing me that you would be, so I just gotta hear it from y’all. > In the interest of science, of course. Haven’t read the other replies, so I don’t know yet whether I am the oddball, but I **would** be impressed. However, I have a semen fetish. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/31 "2005-01-31T12:16:07Z")
If your woman likes it I guess you could fake it with a little misdirection, a few drops of bleach and a handful of yogurt. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/32 "2005-01-31T13:16:12Z")
I really wouldn’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/33 "2005-01-31T16:10:09Z")
Just for fun, here’s a sample of the kind of spam I’ve been getting: > [@](#): > > Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out? > Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot? > > SPUR-M is the only site to offer an all natural male enhancement > formula that is proven to increase your sperm volume by up to 500%. > Our highly potent, volume enhancing formula will give our results > in days and comes with an impressive 100% guarantee. > > Imagine the difference (look and feel) between dribbling your cum > compared to shooting out burst after burst. Try SPUR-M now! and > with our money back guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose! ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/34 "2005-01-31T16:33:39Z")
> [@sweetfreak](#): > > Haven’t read the other replies, so I don’t know yet whether I am the oddball, but I **would** be impressed. However, I have a semen fetish. And the prize for the most inappropriate screen name in relation to post goes to - **sweetfreak**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/35 "2005-01-31T16:43:48Z")
> [@GomiBoy](#): > > And the prize for the most inappropriate screen name in relation to post goes to - > **sweetfreak**! > 😃 hehehe 😛😃 ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/36 "2005-01-31T16:49:38Z")
I suppose it could still be a nice handle - you’re sweet, but you’re a freak… or somethign like that. No judgements from me, I am a freak all on my own… ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/37 "2005-01-31T17:09:02Z")
> [@GomiBoy](#): > > I suppose it could still be a nice handle - you’re sweet, but you’re a freak… or somethign like that. > > No judgements from me, I am a freak all on my own… Actually, there are two meanings to the handle. You got the first one. I am a very sweet person (most of the time), but yes, I am a freak simply because I don’t define myself in terms of “groups” or “labels”. I am me, and like to spend most of my time alone. On the other hand, when I do choose to be a bit more sociable, there are many different types of “group” activities that interest me, but I don’t indentify personally with any type. The second has to do with sweets of all kinds. Cake, chocolate, candy…I am a freak about all of them. _drools_ ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/38 "2005-01-31T17:10:59Z")
Rubberband method not working for ya huh? ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/39 "2005-01-31T17:46:45Z")
> [@sweetfreak](#): > > Haven’t read the other replies, so I don’t know yet whether I am the oddball, but I **would** be impressed. However, I have a semen fetish. All of a sudden, **sweetfreak’s** popularity goes throught the roof. ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/40 "2005-01-31T21:38:09Z")
> [@archmichael](#): > > All of a sudden, **sweetfreak’s** popularity goes throught the roof. Yeah, and I can’t for the life of me understand why. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535.md?page=3)