# Doper women, would you be impressed with this? (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535 "2005-01-31T04:12:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/41 "2005-01-31T21:48:58Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > I know it’s been a while, but I seem to remember that it was more copious when the guy had been celibate for a while. YMMV. Yes, many folks’ mileage may on this one. For me, it’s not indicative of celibacy. It’s indicative of a prolonged state of serious arousal. Not necessarily including holding off on The Big Gush ™, but just some serious arousal state of some kind lasting a few hours. That kind of peaking without release tends to produce a lot. I think. I only have my own body to go by, but it’s a lot in that situation compared to, say, subsequent orgasms in the same time period ( 3-4-5- 6-- hours ) Prolonged celibacy doesn’t mean lack of ejaculations. YEMV. 😉 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/42 "2005-01-31T22:39:16Z")
Why would somebody want to ejaculate all over a room? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/43 "2005-01-31T22:47:10Z")
Ever see a Peter North video? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/44 "2005-01-31T23:51:51Z")
I’d only be impressed if my theoretical manpanzee hybridization project got federal funding and approval. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/45 "2005-02-01T00:55:18Z")
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!! ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/46 "2005-02-01T02:36:58Z")
> [@Phase42](#): > > Assuming for a moment that I am your lover, just how much more impressed would you be with me if I were to double, or even **triple** the volume of my ejaculation? Would being able to shoot it across the room impress you even more? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/47 "2005-02-01T03:55:49Z")
I have nothing to add except… \*\*SKEET SKEET SKEET! \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/48 "2005-02-01T04:17:00Z")
What if a guy wrote a beautiful Anglo-Saxon love poem on the wall with his ejaculated semen? Would that be impresive? ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/49 "2005-02-01T04:38:03Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > What if a guy wrote a beautiful Anglo-Saxon love poem on the wall with his ejaculated semen? Would that be impresive? I’d get a restraining order. ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/50 "2005-02-01T05:56:52Z")
> [@uglybeech](#): > > I’d get a restraining order. And a squeegee! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/51 "2005-02-01T06:56:02Z")
I have wondered that myself. 😕 And to answer the OP: Nope. Would gross me out, most likely. Put it where it belongs. Stop showing off. Impressed not I am. And for Pete’s sake, **CLEAN THAT UP!** ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/52 "2005-02-01T08:24:42Z")
Just… Eww… Especially the mental image of a squeegee needed for cleanup. Just… ewww… really. \ ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/53 "2005-02-01T14:28:02Z")
Well, since it IS TMI and all… I gun for distance naturally, nothing ordered off the internet, and NOT due to celibacy. I think it’s kinda neat, but it’s not on my resume or anything. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/54 "2005-02-01T14:47:15Z")
No, I would not be impressed. While I’m not officially “grossed out” by semen, it isn’t my favorite thing in the world and especially in the case of oral sex, more is not better. Plus lately I always seem to get it in my eye and more would just increase the chances of that happening. Again. ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/55 "2005-02-01T20:29:36Z")
no prostate here. to me, it sounds like something that is much more likely to impress the GUY than the gal. it might make him think he’s a big whoop or something. i’m betting that unless he decides to spray-paint the walls, the gal’s not even gonna notice. until cleanup time, afterward. then, she’s likely to be annoyed. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/56 "2005-02-02T00:12:16Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Well, since it IS TMI and all… > I gun for distance naturally, nothing ordered off the internet, and NOT due to celibacy. I think it’s kinda neat, but it’s not on my resume or anything. No, something like that would be more suited for a CV. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/57 "2005-02-02T01:02:47Z")
> [@](#): > > **Phase42** said: > Assuming for a moment that I am your lover, just how much more impressed would you be with me if I were to double, or even triple the volume of my ejaculation? Would being able to shoot it across the room impress you even more? Not at all. That’s just more stuff to potentially leak out of the condom and cause a pregnancy, or if on birth control pills/patch/ring, to drip out afterwards. > [@](#): > > **Kaitlyn** said: > For the record, I find massive amounts of ejaculation gross, and can’t see why it would matter outside of a porn film. I don’t exactly find anything gross about semen, although as much as I enjoy a good blowjob, finishing one off shouldn’t feel like trying to chug a six gallon beer bong. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/58 "2005-02-02T01:29:48Z")
promotes democracy in the bedroom: Everyone gets to sleep in the wet spot! ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/59 "2005-02-02T07:04:00Z")
It isn’t the semen per se that I find gross, it’s the idea of massive amounts shooting across the room. I imagine that’s the kind of thing that’s really only useful in porn, but even then I can’t understand the appeal. ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/60 "2005-02-02T15:22:37Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Would you be impressed with [“the hamburger”?](http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=3564) Wow, that looks painful. _bamf_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535.md?page=4)