# Doper women, would you be impressed with this? (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535 "2005-01-31T04:12:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/61 "2005-02-15T12:52:54Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Plus lately I always seem to get it in my eye and more would just increase the chances of that happening. Again. Might I respectfully recomment a more [Spatter-Resilient Approach](http://photos.msn.com/resources/targeted/en-us/editorial/TheFastTrackToBetterPhotos_NoSmile.jpg) ? šŸ˜ƒ ( Work safe in all ways, not adult in nature ). ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/62 "2005-02-15T13:45:19Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > If your woman likes it I guess you could fake it with a little misdirection, a few drops of bleach and a handful of yogurt. BLEACH? :eek: Blech! Very blech. ā˜¹ As for the OP, no, donā€™t waste your money. It doesnā€™t look as if we ladies of the SDMB would be impressed, and that is ALL that matters. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/63 "2005-02-15T13:47:27Z")
All I can think of is the drippage factor for the woman after the fact. _ick_ ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/64 "2005-02-15T14:04:43Z")
Oh cā€™mon, **Shirley**. There are **always** alternatives. I refer to you paragraph 5 of this helpful little [Pamphlet](http://www.uncleharrys.com/infobase/product/grapefruitseedextract.php) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/65 "2005-02-15T17:01:55Z")
> [@Celyn](#): > > As for the OP, no, donā€™t waste your money. It doesnā€™t look as if we ladies of the SDMB would be impressed, and that is ALL that matters. šŸ™‚ Never was gonna spend any money on this stuff šŸ™‚ It was just the sheer, um, ā€œvolumeā€ of these spams that made me wonder. Maybe itā€™s just my spam filtering software taking a little longer than usual to catch on, but Iā€™m getting more of this particular kind of spam that any other I can remember. On the other hand, it _is_ slowing down. Now Iā€™m being bombarded with messages from women with idiot husbands who canā€™t satisfy them, and wonā€™t I please come help them out while their husbands are out of townā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/66 "2005-02-15T19:36:56Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] Oh cā€™mon, **Shirley**. There are **always** alternatives. I refer to you paragraph 5 of this helpful little [Pamphlet](http://www.uncleharrys.com/infobase/product/grapefruitseedextract.php) I wonā€™t ask how you know about this kind of thing, **Cartoonie** but this gem: > [@](#): > > GSE can be used for oral hygiene, throat gargle, ear rinse, nasal rinse, vaginal rinse, or for gastrointestinal, viral, parasite and yeast infections. GSE has been proven to be safe when taken internally. **Vaginal Rinse** ā€¦BAND NAME! šŸ™‚ what? ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535/67 "2005-02-16T01:03:49Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > \*\*SKEET SKEET SKEET! \*\* But please, not all over the walls. Yeah, I honestly donā€™t think Iā€™d be that impressed by a guy who produced enough semen to do a Jackson Pollock with it. Thereā€™s no need to turn your penis into a supersoaker. However much you produce is probably just fine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-women-would-you-be-impressed-with-this-tmi/287535.md?page=3)