# Doper You'd Most Like To Cuddle Up With...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231 "2010-01-24T14:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/21 "2010-01-26T17:38:53Z")
I would like to shake a lot of hands. Cuddleing will cost you… Maybe if I’m drunk, but not listing names. There’ve been posters, I’ve wanted to hug maybe. One girl in the picture thread I thought was super cute, but haven’t seen her around. ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/22 "2010-01-26T18:12:11Z")
I’m married too, but if I weren’t… I have to say I’ve always been a bit smitten with **Miss Purl McKnittington**. Doubtless she has no idea who I am, since I never find time to post. Of course, we’d also have to agree on which movie to watch, but I’m pretty flexible. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/23 "2010-01-26T18:16:51Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > Or “spooning”? > > That’s what my sweet D calls it, anyway.🙂 > > Thanks > > Quasi Of course, “spooning” often leads to “forking.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/24 "2010-01-26T18:19:41Z")
i’m lucky - i already get to cuddle with my favorite doper. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/25 "2010-01-26T18:21:10Z")
One of the fat ones. Definitely. ---
**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/26 "2010-01-26T19:42:17Z")
I just went through the gallery and counted at least 7 ----count em 7----beautiful women. An attractive group here… ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/27 "2010-01-26T19:44:53Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > There are a very large number of hot lady Dopers, and I’d love a cuddle with any - or indeed all -of them. 🙂 A wise and well considered answer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/28 "2010-01-26T19:46:42Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > One of the fat ones. Definitely. Like we want to cuddle up against your bony ass. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/29 "2010-01-26T19:47:27Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > One of the fat ones. Definitely. Well that kinda doesn’t narrow it down much. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/30 "2010-01-26T19:50:31Z")
MrWhatsit. And I’m totally not cheating. He has posted here. At least once! Maybe twice! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/31 "2010-01-26T20:07:22Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > Like we want to cuddle up against your bony ass. 😉 Me? Bony? Hardly… Just sayin’ if I gotta cuddle up with someone, they might as well be fluffy. And I mean that in earnest. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/32 "2010-01-26T20:16:55Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > One of the fat ones. Definitely. You are _the_ best ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/33 "2010-01-26T21:35:12Z")
Why does no one want to cuddle with me?? Is it because I’m surly??😛 ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/34 "2010-01-26T21:38:57Z")
> [@Surly\_Chick](#): > > Why does no one want to cuddle with me?? Is it because I’m surly??😛 It’s because you are from Portsmouth, which means we might be related . . . ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/35 "2010-01-26T21:39:23Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Me? Bony? Hardly… Just sayin’ if I gotta cuddle up with someone, they might as well be fluffy. And I mean that in earnest. Yay! I qualify! _bites into another slice of pizza_ ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/36 "2010-01-26T21:40:47Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Me? Bony? Hardly… Just sayin’ if I gotta cuddle up with someone, they might as well be fluffy. And I mean that in earnest. Well, it’s true. My best friend is known to say, “Come, let me rest my head on your bosom . . .” For like 20 years. And yet my pillows are still fluffy. But fluffy is so much nicer than fat. I don’t see me opening my arms in welcome to cuddle with someone who says, “let me cuddle with you, fatty.”😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/37 "2010-01-26T21:42:31Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Where do I stop? Feather Lou (even though she refuses to apologise - that is a joke) Kambuckta, FairyChatMum, Baker… I run out of names. You’ll never take me alive, copper! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/38 "2010-01-26T22:46:14Z")
> [@bup](#): > > **Malacandra**. Huh. Figures. Okay, folks, who wants to watch a couple of middle-aged straight guys enjoying a manly cuddle? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/39 "2010-01-27T18:12:49Z")
Isn’t there a website for that? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/40 "2010-01-27T19:26:01Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Isn’t there a website for that? Bound to be. Rule 34, donchaknow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231.md?page=3)