# Doper You'd Most Like To Cuddle Up With...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231 "2010-01-24T14:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/41 "2010-01-27T19:42:37Z")
However, some rule shortly after rule 34 states, “Websites that people would pay money for it was women, people aren’t going to pay money for if it’s men.” We needs keep our days-job. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/42 "2010-01-28T06:16:40Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > One of the fat ones. Definitely. How you doin? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/43 "2010-01-28T07:08:30Z")
Mmmmmmm Vinyl Turnip! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/44 "2010-01-28T07:12:18Z")
A few crumbs in the sheets just that _one_ time and it might as well be leprosy. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/45 "2010-01-28T09:21:28Z")
I’ll cuddle, **ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies** , I don’t fear your leprosy. No one ever wants to cuddle with evil ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/46 "2010-01-28T09:31:49Z")
I think Der Trihs needs a hug. From my socialist point of view, cuddling him would do the greatest good. In a totally hetero way, of course, 'cuz I’m not queer. Usually. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/47 "2010-01-28T09:52:23Z")
Well, the thing about me and **Der Trihs** cuddling is that it might cause an explosion, or an implosion, but in any case some sort of improbable event. Which is, of course, why it would be interesting! So long as nobody mentions religion, we agree on so many things it’s scary 😛 Cuddling with my other favorite leftie, **Red Fury** , would have to involve the telly switched off. No footie while cuddling, mostly to avoid the risk of elbowed ribs caused by excess excitement. And then there’s that guy… you know, the sunny one who lives in this country where people aren’t American (although they are in America) and they aren’t Brits (although their Queen is called Elizabeth II) and who [designs ecohouses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432123). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/48 "2010-01-29T18:30:04Z")
**Freudian Slit**. I have no idea why. I don’t even know what she looks like. ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/49 "2010-01-31T18:07:37Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **Freudian Slit**. I have no idea why. I don’t even know what she looks like. **Freudian Slit** …That’s one of my favorite user names! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/50 "2010-01-31T20:23:07Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > And then there’s that guy… you know, the sunny one who lives in this country where people aren’t American (although they are in America) and they aren’t Brits (although their Queen is called Elizabeth II) and who [designs ecohouses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432123). Aww. Thanks. 🙂 Since it’s a little chilly up here in the Frozen North (-28C yesterday morning here in Bancroft), cuddling would be a Very Good Idea. Other dopers I’ll add to my Cuddle List: **Twickster** , **Cerowyn** , **pbbth** , **Alice The Goon** , **aruvqan** … ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/51 "2010-01-31T21:13:02Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > **Khadaji** , I believe I need to add you to my list. 🙂 You are still one of my favorite dopers. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/52 "2010-01-31T21:33:20Z")
> [@SiouxChief](#): > > **Freudian Slit** …That’s one of my favorite user names! I second that. There are a lot of clever screen names here. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/53 "2010-02-01T03:38:40Z")
I’m assuming that after my many responses in that “babies crying in public” Pit thread very few of my fellow Dopers would like to cuddle up with me. I am, however, oftentimes very sweet and sensitive, contrary to popular belief. ---
**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/54 "2010-02-01T03:55:34Z")
Stauderhorse ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/55 "2010-02-01T03:58:08Z")
> [@ShermanAter](#): > > Stauderhorse I don’t think you’re allowed to add people just because you know they’re [open to threesomes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=549986) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/56 "2010-02-01T04:02:12Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > I don’t think you’re allowed to add people just because you know they’re [open to threesomes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=549986) 😉 Haha! I was just coming in here to say something similar. I saw that thread, and \, but I stick with my earlier choice. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/57 "2010-02-01T04:48:44Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Mmmmmmm Vinyl Turnip! Thanks. Careful of the venomous quills. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/58 "2010-02-01T14:33:09Z")
I thought the venomous quills were pretty much the point. **Vinyl Turnip** - _the best last hug you’ll ever have!_ ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/59 "2010-02-01T21:30:42Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **Freudian Slit**. I have no idea why. I don’t even know what she looks like. Aww, thanks. I’ll go with **I Have Hippos in my garden!** because despite knowing that hippos are in real life mean tempered and kill more than any other animal (I think?) in Africa, I still can’t help seeing them as round cutesy cartoonish animals. And a garden full of them? What fun! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231/60 "2010-02-02T01:52:46Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > I would like to shake a lot of hands. > Cuddleing will cost you… Maybe if I’m drunk, but not listing names. > There’ve been posters, I’ve wanted to hug maybe. > One girl in the picture thread I thought was super cute, but haven’t seen her around. From cuddle sluts to cuddle whores. This thread has gone to hell. Paying for cuddling. what will come next? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-youd-most-like-to-cuddle-up-with/526231.md?page=2)