# Doperball III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 8, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034 "2005-02-08T18:07:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/341 "2005-02-11T05:59:41Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Me, who’d go into another currently active thread to recruit two teammates, except I realize you and **Laffin** only need one kindred soul, so I’ll see if anyone wanders in on his/her own to catch this lateral I’m flipping… \*sniggers Guess who? Thats right… I catch the ball, and hurl it over to my good buddy… (btw, this reminds me of bidding on eBay… trying to get that last second bid in) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/342 "2005-02-11T06:11:47Z")
Pass caught from **Keapon**. Where in the Wide Wide World of Sports has everyone else gone from our side? (Rhetorical question). Places ball atop cooler on sidelines, opens another beer, takes a swig and yodels into the nearly empty Cecil Adams Doperdome, “I laid your old ladie toooooooo.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/343 "2005-02-11T06:12:47Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > \*sniggers > > Guess who? Thats right… I catch the ball, and hurl it over to my good buddy… > > (btw, this reminds me of bidding on eBay… trying to get that last second bid in) > 😃 Well, we may be “good buddies” if we’re teammates in a future Doperball incarnation, but right now we’re opponents. And this game has worn me out, so before I head to bed, I check the ball into Motel 6, where Tom Bodett is leaving a light on for… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/344 "2005-02-11T06:14:38Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Pass caught from **Keapon**. Where in the Wide Wide World of Sports has everyone else gone from our side? (Rhetorical question). Places ball atop cooler on sidelines, opens another beer, takes a swig and yodels into the nearly empty Cecil Adams Doperdome, “I laid your old ladie toooooooo.” 😃 Okay, just to clarify, I take the ball from **danceswithcats** , but my previous post stands otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/345 "2005-02-11T06:30:01Z")
I’m rubber, and you’re glue. _Sticks out tongue_ _Waggles fingers_ ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/346 "2005-02-11T06:40:25Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > I’m rubber, and you’re glue. _Sticks out tongue_ _Waggles fingers_ One last play before I’m outta here. \*\*Keapon \*\* grabs the balls, and squeezes it firmly, but not too tight. The ball makes an appreciative sound… well, more of a moan… … oops… sorry, was thinking about something else. Anyway, the ball is back in play… Have a good weekend, all! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/347 "2005-02-11T07:41:43Z")
I’ll take the pass from **Keapon** in a hope that I can sneak in a Chicken score, passing it to hopefully **dances**. . . ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/348 "2005-02-11T08:13:00Z")
Ever the nighttime news junkie, **danceswithcats** is indeed awake, grabs the pass from **JimSox5** and trips over a New York Times into the goal. SCOOOORREEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/349 "2005-02-11T08:17:14Z")
10-9 Chickens! Let’s Go Chickens Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap Flap! OK-that was a crappy cheer, but it 3:30, OK? Somebody take the ball (Henny Youngman) Take my ball, please. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/350 "2005-02-11T08:18:04Z")
I’ve got **danceswithcats** ’s ball but can’t play ball worth shit, so I immediately fumble it into the hands of… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/351 "2005-02-11T08:21:32Z")
Is there another Chicken who is still awake? We can finish this series, with **One Good Chicken**. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/352 "2005-02-11T08:31:07Z")
And the legend **JimSox5** runs in triumphantly and puts in the winning goal for the Chickens of Bristrol! Assist is credited to **danceswithcats** and **PriceGuy**. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/353 "2005-02-11T08:42:08Z")
Be damned! I’ll do a happy Chicken Dance with you **JimSox5** and await the morning of shock and awe from our opponents. Thanks four your timely help! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/354 "2005-02-11T08:43:22Z")
For fore four? Bed beckons. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/355 "2005-02-11T08:45:08Z")
Don’t thank me, thank my insomnia and my Religion paper which I’ve been working on between playing here. Okay, go ahead and thank me now 😉 You had to know I wouldn’t let the team down. _Dances with **dances** _ ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/356 "2005-02-11T12:48:09Z")
We won?!? We won! **WE WON!!!** \*\* starts singing off-key and out of tune \* …we are the champions, my friend… … and we’ll keep on fighting, till the end… bum bum bum bum … we are the champions, we are the champions… of the world… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/357 "2005-02-11T13:39:56Z")
Wooooooo! Go Chickens! _joins the celebration and hands out beer. Lots and lots and lots of beer_ _then waits patiently for Hal to disqualify something_🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/358 "2005-02-11T13:53:03Z")
_Wakes up, wanders in…_ Wha…? Huh? Awww. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/359 "2005-02-11T14:22:48Z")
\ \ \ \ _kssht_…It’s good! Chickens of Bristrol are your official winners by a score of 11-9! Great effort by both teams! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/360 "2005-02-11T14:57:36Z")
Whoo-Hoo (does happy dance which involves much ass shaking and rotating, is that TMI?) I knew the might **Chickens of Bristol** would triumph! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034.md?page=19)