# Doperball III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 8, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034 "2005-02-08T18:07:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/101 "2005-02-09T13:33:06Z")
Hmmm… think I’ll go over to the field and see if **JimSox** ever managed to get his pants back on. What’s this? The icky ball is just laying here. It’s trying to touch my shoe! Ew! Ok, I’ll just give it a little kick to get it outta the way so’s I can put my cooler down. I mean it’s almost 9:00 AM and I ain’t even had my first beer yet! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/102 "2005-02-09T15:20:34Z")
Yes, **swampy** , I got some shorts on after changing out of the ref outfit. Now I’m going to kick this ball I got from you a very long way and run toward it, hoping you won’t sneak up behind me. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/103 "2005-02-09T15:56:31Z")
\ Sneaks up behind **JimSox** just as he’s about to kick the ball and pantses him! \ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/104 "2005-02-09T16:14:30Z")
Ok folks…the Official Ref is back on the field. So far, the Chickens of Briston…err, Bristol lead Team 1 by a score of three-zip. **JimSox5** of the CoB was the last one to touch the ball. C’mon, Team 1…let’s make this interesting! \ Game on! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/105 "2005-02-09T16:35:35Z")
Trying _very_ hard to ignore the wardrobe malfunction taking place upfield, **danceswithcats** snags the pass from **JimSox5** and sends it on to… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/106 "2005-02-09T16:42:44Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Trying _very_ hard to ignore the wardrobe malfunction taking place upfield, **danceswithcats** snags the pass from **JimSox5** and sends it on to… Zebra! Who then reminds everyone of what the teams are. Team 1: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y Chickens of Bristol: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z Then he kicks the ball to… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/107 "2005-02-09T16:50:48Z")
CoB in position for a two-pointer… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/108 "2005-02-09T16:55:25Z")
**CandidGamera** reluctantly steps in for the unenthusiastic Team One, taking **Zebra** ’s kick back down the field, to… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/109 "2005-02-09T17:33:45Z")
Ah, **swampy** , why do I bother wearing pants at all? I ignore my nakedness from the waist down and grab **CandidGamera** ’s kick. From there I will begin to dribble the ball, until I try to do a spin move. Then the ball bounces off my foot into the hands of. . . ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/110 "2005-02-09T18:07:47Z")
Hey! The icky ball almost knocked a beer outta my hands. Watch it willya? Geez! Eyes **JimSox** nekkid booty and tosses the ball back out onto the field where… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/111 "2005-02-09T18:08:41Z")
Caught the ball from **JimSox5** , and with my mighty Nordic fury, I hurl it to… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/112 "2005-02-09T18:09:53Z")
Ooops. Got it from **Swampbear** , and hurl it (still with Nordic fury) to… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/113 "2005-02-09T18:10:05Z")
Since **swampy** ’s the last legal possessor, I take it downfield from him… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/114 "2005-02-09T18:11:21Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Since **swampy** ’s the last legal possessor, I take it downfield from him… Make that **Regallag**. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/115 "2005-02-09T18:21:16Z")
Stolen from **CandidGamera** , hurls it to… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/116 "2005-02-09T18:59:47Z")
I only do it for you, **swampy**. Anyway, I’ll take the pass from **Regallag** (who I think is on my team), and throw it towards a Chicken, hoping for the score. . . ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/117 "2005-02-09T19:01:21Z")
**danceswithcats** who was watching the three way ball fight between **Regallag** , **swampy** and **CandidGamera** with amusement. Loading the Doperball into his 1920s Style Hello Kitty Death Ray®, he blasts the ball at near warp speed downfield to… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/118 "2005-02-09T19:03:54Z")
This just in: **JimSox5** instercepted the previous pass, so now **danceswithcats** fires into the goal for SCORE!!! Does enzone dance _Woo hoo_ ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/119 "2005-02-09T19:05:45Z")
Hoping a flag won’t be thrown for poor preview of spelling. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iii/289034/120 "2005-02-09T19:26:25Z")
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