# Doperball IV: The Subtitling **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064 "2005-06-20T15:52:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/221 "2005-06-21T20:04:14Z")
:: Picks up ball and throws it toward **swampbear** and runs away to avoid getting pantsed :: ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/222 "2005-06-21T21:23:40Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Ladies and gentlemen, by a score of 11 to 6, I give you your Doperball IV champions, **The Soaring Naked Mole Rats**!! > > Also, your team MVP, with four credited goals, **honeydewgrrl**! I don’t know what to say…_sniff_ I’d like to thank my girlfriend, my Mom, my 5th grade PE teacher, the Academy… And most importantly, thanks to my team, and to the Soaring Naked Mole Rat in EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US!!! _regains composure_ Can we make it chocolate instead of oil, then throw me to the lesbians, _then_ bring out the webcam? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/223 "2005-06-21T21:24:34Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > Can we make it chocolate instead of oil, then throw me to the lesbians, _then_ bring out the webcam? I don’t have a problem with this, what do you guys think? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/224 "2005-06-21T21:30:47Z")
Woohoo!!! Nekkid Moles!!! - does a victory breakdance \* ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/225 "2005-06-21T22:07:10Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Woohoo!!! Nekkid Moles!!! > > - does a victory breakdance \* \>\>sticks head back into margarita picture\<\< ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/226 "2005-06-21T22:18:14Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > \>\>sticks head back into margarita picture\<\< If you found a way to get booze out of photographs, I want in on your IPO. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/227 "2005-06-21T23:32:26Z")
:o ☹ they were very good margaritas… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/228 "2005-06-22T02:00:55Z")
What? We lost? I’ve never lost at DoperBall before. And to think, I even got naked and painted myself various colors. . . I just want to be alone right now. _curls into a ball in the corner of the stadium and cries_ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/229 "2005-06-22T02:08:58Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > What? We lost? I’ve never lost at DoperBall before. And to think, I even got naked and painted myself various colors. . . > > I just want to be alone right now. > > _curls into a ball in the corner of the stadium and cries_ I thought we won. I would offer you a hug anyway, but you said you wanted to be alone. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/230 "2005-06-22T02:19:28Z")
Well, okay. I’ll accept hugs. Just be careful. I’m still red and naked. That could be taken very strangely out of context. [sub]Really, **honeydewgrrl** , those pictures would go a long way to cheering me up. . .[/sub] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/231 "2005-06-22T02:30:48Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > Well, okay. I’ll accept hugs. Just be careful. I’m still red and naked. > That could be taken very strangely out of context. > > [sub]Really, **honeydewgrrl** , those pictures would go a long way to cheering me up. . .[/sub] 😉 Come here, you. ::clasps him to bosom:: Am I enough older than you that I can be a dirty old woman? Please say yes. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/232 "2005-06-22T03:13:09Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Come here, you. ::clasps him to bosom:: > > Am I enough older than you that I can be a dirty old woman? Please say yes. I’m not sure how old you are, but at my ripe old age of 19, the answer is probably yes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/233 "2005-06-22T03:18:23Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > I’m not sure how old you are, but at my ripe old age of 19, the answer is probably yes. 😉 Nearly twenty-seven. I think I qualify, at least with you. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/234 "2005-06-22T03:32:37Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > \Just be careful. I’m still red and naked. > \ That’s what all the 19 year old guys say. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/235 "2005-06-22T03:33:58Z")
After trying to fondle my ball earlier, that’s quite enough snipping out of you, **featherlou**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/236 "2005-06-22T06:19:38Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I thought we won. I would offer you a hug anyway, but you said you wanted to be alone. Well, _we_ did win, **Harimad-sol** – you’re on the Mole Rats. **JimSox5** was playing for that _other_ team. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/237 "2005-06-22T07:20:37Z")
Damn! Finally back home. How about best of three? C’mon. We’ll bite your kneecaps off! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/238 "2005-06-22T11:39:27Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Well, _we_ did win, **Harimad-sol** – you’re on the Mole Rats. > > **JimSox5** was playing for that _other_ team. Yeah, I thought about pointing that out, but then I got busy being clasped to bosoms, so I decided to let that detail slide. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/239 "2005-06-22T12:32:09Z")
I think we can allow the chocolate and the lesbians. Just this once. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/240 "2005-06-22T21:32:08Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > Yeah, I thought about pointing that out, but then I got busy being clasped to bosoms, so I decided to let that detail slide. This is what I get for not paying attention. Dignity–what’s that? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064.md?page=13)