# Doperball IV: The Subtitling

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064 "2005-06-20T15:52:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/341 "2005-06-25T20:57:59Z")

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Scott look suspiciously in the irection of [Master Shake](http://chud.com/dvd/936) , who he thinks is using the cloning machine to create doperballs.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/342 "2005-06-25T21:57:47Z")

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Well, that was a 2-pointer, making it 11-0, and therefore Team 1 wins by a shutout!

Of course, I suppose it might have something to do with the fact that we seem to be the only people out on the field…?

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/343 "2005-06-26T02:12:58Z")

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P double O P POOP! Can’t even take a day to go buy a truck, without it all going to hell. :pout:

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/344 "2005-06-26T02:19:07Z")

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Ooooo! _Blanked!!!_

:: Does highly unsportsmanlike (and pretty damn creepy) dance ::

_Ya like that? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Woooo!! Go Ferrets! Go Ferrets!_

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/345 "2005-06-26T03:02:59Z")

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If **Hal Briston** can dance like that, I’m mixing more margaritas. What did I do with that salt?

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/346 "2005-06-26T04:53:43Z")

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Great dance, **Hal** , but I think you’re doing it to **PriceGuy** and empty seats.  
I blame the hockey reference.

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**Author:** ![the4thmooncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce7236/32.png) [@the4thmooncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the4thmooncat)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/347 "2005-06-26T15:10:35Z")

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I’m here! I’m [hic] here!

:: hiccups up the last of the catnip ::

When did THAT get there?

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/348 "2005-06-26T20:19:48Z")

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uh oh.

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/349 "2005-06-27T02:59:09Z")

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> [@the4thmooncat](#):
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> I’m here! I’m [hic] here!
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> :: hiccups up the last of the catnip ::
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> When did THAT get there?

[Puss in Boots] That’s not mine. [/PiB]

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