# Doperball IV: The Subtitling **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064 "2005-06-20T15:52:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/21 "2005-06-20T18:15:34Z")
Since **featherlou** didn’t actually pass the ball, I’ll just rip it from his hands. I’ll also give **swampbear** a little show, because it’s just DoperBall tradition by now, and then put the ball on a tee, grab a golf club from the stands, and drive it downfield, off the unaware head of. . . ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/22 "2005-06-20T18:29:11Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > Since **featherlou** didn’t actually pass the ball, I’ll just rip it from his hands. > > I’ll also give **swampbear** a little show, because it’s just DoperBall tradition by now, and then put the ball on a tee, grab a golf club from the stands, and drive it downfield, off the unaware head of. . . **featherlou** is a she AIR and she will beat you up for calling her a he when she’s done ogling you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/23 "2005-06-20T18:35:34Z")
Dammit, I knew I should have done a his/her thing because I wasn’t sure, but then decided against it for reasons I really don’t know now. Sorry, **featherlou**. But you still need to pass. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/24 "2005-06-20T18:35:55Z")
\<\ **Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/25 "2005-06-20T18:40:28Z") Oooooh … the ball needs to be _passed_. :: Grabs ball :: Sorry, guys, that’s a bit too big to eat. I’ll just have to kick it over to another **TRORM** teem member. Get it? “Teem”? … what’s with all those crickets chirping? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/26 "2005-06-20T19:02:58Z")
I’m reading this as **featherlou** to **JimSox5** to **Ponder Stibbons** whose pass I’ll snag and rush to the goal for a SCORE!! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/27 "2005-06-20T19:05:28Z")
Where are the cheerleaders? We must have cheerleaders! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/28 "2005-06-20T19:08:32Z")
Forget cheerleaders. We need more shirtless sweaty doper mens on the field. Margaritas? **Snakescatlady** trade ya a beer for a margarita? I got chips and dip too. EEEEEEEEEEW! The icky ball touched my shoe again. Get away you icky thing! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/29 "2005-06-20T19:11:47Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Forget cheerleaders. We need more shirtless sweaty doper mens on the field. Margaritas? **Snakescatlady** trade ya a beer for a margarita? I got chips and dip too. EEEEEEEEEEW! The icky ball touched my shoe again. Get away you icky thing! I’ll carry the ball downfield, till I get bored, leaving it with… ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/30 "2005-06-20T19:15:49Z")
**Snickers** grabs it from **Swampy** and snaps off with a passable spiral to, hopefully, another Naked Mole. Go Moles! ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/31 "2005-06-20T19:17:01Z")
Wait! Wait! Grabs it again from **CG** , and Score! A moley, a moley, a moley! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/32 "2005-06-20T19:28:55Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Wait! Wait! Grabs it again from **CG** , and Score! > > A moley, a moley, a moley! Did somebody say guacamole? MMM… guacamole, tortilla chips, margaritas, beer, chips and dip and shirtless sweaty doper mens. This game’s kinda fun. If the icky ball wouldn’t get in the way it’d be even more fun. Speaking of beer, I’m thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/33 "2005-06-20T19:33:24Z")
Wait, wait, wait. Does this mean that there’s a Team 1 in the lead? What’s going on here? Everybody knows Team 2 dominates! More rage, **TRORM**! More rage! Just to further enrage the field, I am now playing naked. At least it’ll distract **swampy**. I’ll take the ball and give it a mean-spirited kick, hopefully to another member of the Rage Machine. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/34 "2005-06-20T19:38:41Z")
Sorry, **JimSox** , but you’ve got it right… **TSNMR** lead **TRORM** , 2-1. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/35 "2005-06-20T19:40:25Z")
Hoping to reclaim the soaring molementum, I escort the dehydrated swamp to the nearest urinating cherub drinking fountain (a not-so-distant-cousin of the urinating cherub tequila dispenser they used to have at a local Atlanta mexican restaurant, “Would you like an extra shot in your margarita, or your mouth, senorita?”), where I take the ball and punt it into the stands, hoping to recruit a few more players. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/36 "2005-06-20T19:53:04Z")
Okay, trying to intercept _again_ - with lots of rage this time. And now passing the stupid ball to one of my illustrious, raging teammates… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/37 "2005-06-20T20:06:33Z")
**JimSox5** catches the pass from **featherlou** (good form!) and keeps his rage going by going all Jackie Chan on the ball. . .and if any Naked Mole Rats touch it, it may be time to channel Bruce Lee. . . ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/38 "2005-06-20T20:20:19Z")
Amidst evil thoughts about urinating fountains, **canceswithcats** snags the pass from **JimSox5** and using his internet enhanced member, bats the ball in for SCORE!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/39 "2005-06-20T20:21:27Z")
**danceswithcats** dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/40 "2005-06-20T20:25:19Z")
Jim Sox is still sans pants? ::Scott walks off, to try and recruit former cheerleader George Bush, Jr. to participate in his old hobby.:: [http://images.google.com/images?q=bush+%2Bcheerleader&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi](http://images.google.com/images?q=bush+%2Bcheerleader&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064.md?page=3)