# Doperball IV: The Subtitling **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064 "2005-06-20T15:52:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/81 "2005-06-20T22:17:21Z")
**Monstre** ’s guacamole and chocolate flavored ball is caught by **danceswithcats** who suppresses wretching at the combined flavors and boots the ball downfield to… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/82 "2005-06-20T22:18:58Z")
_damn this dial-up connection_ **dwc** instead grabs **FaerieBeth** \* and\* the ball and rushes downfield in search of… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/83 "2005-06-20T22:21:30Z")
**Monstre** tackles the **danceswithcats** / **FaerieBeth** combo, wondering if he is the only **Naked Mole** even on the field at the moment. Stealing the ball, **Monstre** slings the ball into the air, then turns his attention back to the manage-a-trois of tangled bodies on the ground. “How y’all doin’?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/84 "2005-06-20T22:22:54Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > **Monstre** tackles the **danceswithcats** / **FaerieBeth** combo, wondering if he is the only **Naked Mole** even on the field at the moment. Stealing the ball, **Monstre** slings the ball into the air, then turns his attention back to the manage-a-trois of tangled bodies on the ground. > > “How y’all doin’?” 😃 **gHANIMA** catches the ball behind her back as she does a 360. WOOT! She then expertly hurls the ball to… ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/85 "2005-06-20T22:26:49Z")
::Scot can not believe his eyes. Comically, he looks up from the program booklet, and does a double -take:: > [@Monstre](#): > > the manage-a-trois of tangled bodies on the ground. There are only four players on the field, not counting **Monstre**? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/86 "2005-06-20T22:27:05Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > **gHANIMA** catches the ball behind her back as she does a 360. WOOT! She then expertly hurls the ball to… FaerieBeth zips up from the tangled mass of limbs, and wings\* her way to intercept Ghanima’s pass, then flings it in the ooposite direction to… \*'Cause I’m a faerie, see. I have wings. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/87 "2005-06-20T22:33:58Z")
“What do you mean, three, not four?” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/88 "2005-06-20T22:34:54Z")
**Monstre** makes another leaping interception, snatching up **FaerieBeth** ’s pass. Lowering his head, he charges down the field, shuddering the ground in his passing. Suddenly, **Monstre** is distracted by a passing butterfly – he wanders off to the side aimlessly, dropping the ball… ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/89 "2005-06-20T22:37:01Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > **Monstre** makes another leaping interception, snatching up **FaerieBeth** ’s pass. > > Lowering his head, he charges down the field, shuddering the ground in his passing. Suddenly, **Monstre** is distracted by a passing butterfly – he wanders off to the side aimlessly, dropping the ball… leaving **Ghanima** to leap at the ball, landing on her stomach and getting grass stains all over herself, then she blindly tosses the ball up in the air… ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/90 "2005-06-20T22:39:01Z")
The e-mail! It lies! It says I there have no new posts to my subscribed threads. Sorry to leave you all hanging. And yes, I am still at work. Surprised? **JimSox5** takes **FaerieBeth** ’s pass and looks for another Rager. A tied score at this point in the game is unacceptable! Team 2 forever! Other propaganda-like sayings! I’ll just load this thing into my handy, portable trebuchet and fling it downfield. . . ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/91 "2005-06-20T22:40:15Z")
Hmm. . .Guess I’ll load **Ghanima** ’s pass into my trebuchet. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/92 "2005-06-20T22:40:49Z")
And with **JimSox5** ’s interception, the whistle blows… _ **\** _ Ok folks…my time at work is up…gotta get back to the real world, so if someone impartial would be so kind as to take over ref’ing duties until tomorrow… :: drops whistle onto ground :: ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/93 "2005-06-20T22:41:54Z")
And for my 999th post, I would just like to say that I’ll need some visual evidence that **honeydewgrrl** can fit a DoperBall in her cleveage. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/94 "2005-06-20T22:43:09Z")
Well, I can ref until 7. Since I started DoperBall II, I guess I’m designated alternate ref. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/95 "2005-06-20T22:44:52Z")
while **JimSox5** leers at the opposing teammates enticing qualities, I’ll snag the pass from him and hurl it in the direction of… ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/96 "2005-06-20T22:44:52Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > And for my 999th post, I would just like to say that I’ll need some visual evidence that **honeydewgrrl** can fit a DoperBall in her cleveage. You know what a honeydew\* is\*, right? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/97 "2005-06-20T22:47:46Z")
Indeed I do, but it _really_ doesn’t make me want to see her cleveage any less. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/98 "2005-06-20T22:47:55Z")
you can’t ref-you’re on our team, **JimSox5**! we can go refless and pantsless, if you like 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/99 "2005-06-20T22:50:01Z")
It’s just for a little while. **Hal** will be back soon. Just don’t pass the ball to the naked guy. Unless somebody else has gone naked that I’m not aware of. . .on another thought, maybe I ought to cover myself after the whole cleveage incident. . . ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/100 "2005-06-20T22:55:50Z")
Hokay. Knickers and cleavage aside, I think I’m #2 after your interception **JimSox5** so my pass to…could result in a score. _Hint Hint to other teammates_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064.md?page=6)