# Doperball IV: The Subtitling **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064 "2005-06-20T15:52:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/101 "2005-06-20T22:59:50Z")
The Soaring Naked Mole Rats: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y The Rabid Okapi Rage Machine: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z The Rage Machine is on the offensive, having two touches. . . ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/102 "2005-06-20T23:07:10Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Hokay. Knickers and cleavage aside, I think I’m #2 after your interception **JimSox5** so my pass to…could result in a score. _Hint Hint to other teammates_ \*\*FaerieBeth \*\*snags a pass from **dwc** and hurls it into the goal!!! _yayayayay_ ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/103 "2005-06-20T23:07:53Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Hokay. Knickers and cleavage aside, I think I’m #2 after your interception **JimSox5** so my pass to…could result in a score. _Hint Hint to other teammates_ And **Strinka** enters the field and catches **danceswithcats** ’s pass. Guess that hint was a bit too subtle for your teammates. **Strinka** throws the ball high into the air to be caught by… ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/104 "2005-06-20T23:08:49Z")
> [@Strinka](#): > > Guess that hint was a bit too subtle for your teammates. Or perhaps we’re just sneaky and fast! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/105 "2005-06-20T23:08:58Z")
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/106 "2005-06-20T23:09:39Z")
Sorry, **Strinka** , but **FaerieBeth** beat you to it. Score for the Rage Machine, putting them up 4-3, I believe. We’ll let **Strinka** ’s touch be the kick-off. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/107 "2005-06-20T23:12:17Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Hokay. Knickers and cleavage aside, I think I’m #2 after your interception **JimSox5** so my pass to…could result in a score. _Hint Hint to other teammates_ **Ghanima** grabs the ball, and keels over with exhaustion. As she breathes her last breath of consciousness, she gently sets the ball on the ground and passes out next to it. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/108 "2005-06-20T23:13:20Z")
Apparently Ghanima was delerious so she didn’t realize she actually got the ball from **Strinka**. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/109 "2005-06-20T23:14:40Z")
> [@Strinka](#): > > And **Strinka** enters the field and catches **danceswithcats** ’s pass. Guess that hint was a bit too subtle for your teammates. **Strinka** throws the ball high into the air to be caught by… Scott. Well, not really caught, exactly. It hits him in the head, and knocks him out cold. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/110 "2005-06-20T23:16:41Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > Scott. Well, not really caught, exactly. It hits him in the head, and knocks him out cold. … gently picks up the ball, so as not to disturb **Scott** , and hurries down the field. **FaerieBeth** throws the ball to… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/111 "2005-06-20T23:24:47Z")
Featherlou grabs it and tosses it to her raging teammate,… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/112 "2005-06-20T23:29:24Z")
Oops, sorry, I meant I grabbed it from **FairieBeth** and tossed it to my raging teammate (I’m a noob at this game - cut me some slack. Or I join **swampbear** in pantsing all of ya. :D) ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/113 "2005-06-20T23:32:12Z")
::Scott wakes up from his phony faint just long enough to pull his pants back up, and then goes back to [del]logging off[/del] being knocked out. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/114 "2005-06-20T23:33:38Z")
You can try to pants me all you want, but you’ll be disappointed. Or pleasantly surprised, depending on your outlook. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/115 "2005-06-20T23:36:38Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > You can try to pants me all you want, but you’ll be disappointed. Or pleasantly surprised, depending on your outlook. 😃 So I grab Jim’s ball, and toss it away to… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/116 "2005-06-20T23:38:07Z")
\<\\> ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/117 "2005-06-20T23:40:02Z")
No, I’m still reffing. I’ll have you know that that ball isn’t going anywhere without the rest of me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/118 "2005-06-20T23:46:15Z")
**FilmGeek** grabs the ball from **featherlou** who got it from **FaerieBeth** and… and… scores? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/119 "2005-06-20T23:50:29Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > **FilmGeek** grabs the ball from **featherlou** who got it from **FaerieBeth** and… and… scores? YAY! Score!..by the elite “F” squad of TRORM! ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-iv-the-subtitling/309064/120 "2005-06-20T23:53:23Z")
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