# Doperball VI **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873 "2007-02-05T02:30:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/241 "2007-02-08T13:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Least Original User Name Ever > > Me. > Yep. > > That’s it. > > Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust me. Until Snipe screams back onto the field and steals it. Promptly running off with it. Then tripping on his untied shoes, falls flat and the ball flies to… ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/242 "2007-02-08T14:03:24Z")
[QUOTE=Snipe1978] Until Snipe screams back onto the field and steals it. Promptly running off with it. Then tripping on his untied shoes, falls flat and the ball flies to… [/QUOTE] … **Rhythmdvl** , who laughs until he drops it, where it rolls to … ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/243 "2007-02-08T14:05:59Z")
Oh, for reference: Team 1(Jovial Quetzals): A B C G H I M N O S T U Y Team 2(Team Lazy Explosion): D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/244 "2007-02-08T14:22:24Z")
[QUOTE=Rhythmdvl] … **Rhythmdvl** , who laughs until he drops it, where it rolls to … [/QUOTE] me who nonchalantly kicks the icky ball out of the way while poppin’ the top on another beer (what? who doesn’t like to quaff a few while enjoyin’ a game of doperball?) and just for the heck of it pantses **Rhythmdvl**. The ball rolls toward… ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/245 "2007-02-08T14:32:07Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] me who nonchalantly kicks the icky ball out of the way while poppin’ the top on another beer (what? who doesn’t like to quaff a few while enjoyin’ a game of doperball?) and just for the heck of it pantses **Rhythmdvl**. The ball rolls toward… [/QUOTE] .. **Rhythmdvl** again, who while looking up what “pantses” are, drops the ball and watches … ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/246 "2007-02-08T15:02:28Z")
[QUOTE=Rhythmdvl] .. **Rhythmdvl** again, who while looking up what “pantses” are, drops the ball and watches … [/QUOTE] …a small boy with a yellow shirt kick a doghouse. **Kotick** falls down and walks muttering over to the ball, ducttapes it to a rocket and sets fire to the fuse. But the rocket misfires and explodes sending the ball hurtling towards… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/247 "2007-02-08T16:06:07Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] …a small boy with a yellow shirt kick a doghouse. **Kotick** falls down and walks muttering over to the ball, ducttapes it to a rocket and sets fire to the fuse. But the rocket misfires and explodes sending the ball hurtling towards… [/QUOTE] danceswithcats who trips over the dog running away from the kicked doghouse and falls into the net for SCORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/248 "2007-02-08T16:25:07Z")
Wohooo! Go Team Lazy Explosion!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/249 "2007-02-08T17:11:44Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] Wohooo! Go Team Lazy Explosion!!! [/QUOTE] **Rhythmdvl** tries to hi-five **Kotick** , but trips on his shoelaces. How he tripped on Kotick’s shoelaces isn’t relevant, just realize he did. Perhaps because he was distracted, not knowing whether or not Kotick had the ball, or whether the ball Rhythmdvl now has is real or imaginary. Rhythm continues to ponder this, not noticing that the ball drops out of his hands… ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/250 "2007-02-08T17:19:45Z")
**Throws flag onto the field** FOUL ! ! ! **Rhythmdvl** had 2 possesions before a score was put up. \*stands in the middle of the field conferring with the refs about this blatant disregard for the rules 😛 \* Sits back and offers **Rhythmdvl** a beer while waiting for the outcome of the penealty call 😃 . ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/251 "2007-02-08T17:32:33Z")
[QUOTE=Rhythmdvl] **Rhythmdvl** tries to hi-five **Kotick** , but trips on his shoelaces. How he tripped on Kotick’s shoelaces isn’t relevant, just realize he did. Perhaps because he was distracted, not knowing whether or not Kotick had the ball, or whether the ball Rhythmdvl now has is real or imaginary. Rhythm continues to ponder this, not noticing that the ball drops out of his hands… [/QUOTE] **Kotik** did not have the ball, but you did put it back into play. [QUOTE=Snipe1978] FOUL ! ! ! **Rhythmdvl** had 2 possesions before a score was put up. [/QUOTE] After touching the ball, you aren’t allowed to touch it again, until either there is a score or the opposing team gets it.\*\* Rhythmdvl \*\* got it the second time after the Quetzals got it, so it’s good. Team 1(Jovial Quetzals): A B C G H I M N O S T U Y Team 2(Team Lazy Explosion): D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/252 "2007-02-08T17:39:04Z")
Score is 9-7, Quetzals lead, Explosions have the ball ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/253 "2007-02-08T18:11:00Z")
[QUOTE=Strinka] Score is 9-7, Quetzals lead, Explosions have the ball [/QUOTE] We got it, we got it, unh-huh, unh-huh _performs over-the-top end zone dance routine_ After acknowledging the roar of all 6 people in the Cecil Adams Coliseum and Massage Parlor, LLC, danceswithcats boots the ball downfield to… ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/254 "2007-02-08T18:24:45Z")
> [@](#): > > We got it, we got it, unh-huh, unh-huh _performs over-the-top end zone dance routine_ > > After acknowledging the roar of all 6 people in the Cecil Adams Coliseum and Massage Parlor, LLC, danceswithcats boots the ball downfield to… Snipe, who kicks it up onto his head and passes it to… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/255 "2007-02-08T18:35:09Z")
[QUOTE=Snipe1978] Snipe, who kicks it up onto his head and passes it to… [/QUOTE] Hey watch it! I’m settin’ up a martini bar over here (sorry only classic martinis) and the icky ball almost hit the blue cheese stuffed olives… kicks icky ball out of the way where… Oh and pantses **Snipe**. ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/256 "2007-02-08T18:46:01Z")
_looks around sheepishly as he pulles his shorts back up_ AHEM…vodka martini please…shaken, not stirred. so, who’s got the ball anywho? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/257 "2007-02-08T18:58:30Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] Hey watch it! I’m settin’ up a martini bar over here (sorry only classic martinis) and the icky ball almost hit the blue cheese stuffed olives… kicks icky ball out of the way where… [/QUOTE] **Sternvogel** completes the triple-S connection as he scoops up the ball in his snow shovel and drops the sphere into the net for a GOAL! 10-7, Jovial Quetzals! ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/258 "2007-02-08T19:07:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Sternvogel completes the triple-S connection as he scoops up the ball in his snow shovel and drops the sphere into the net for a GOAL! 10-7, Jovial Quetzals! With the ball back in the middle of the field, Snipe runs out and grabs it and bolts towards the end of the field, not realizing how many martinis he’s had, and and starts staggering around in circles, finally passing out on the ground and letting the ball roll out of his grasp to… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/259 "2007-02-08T19:11:20Z")
[QUOTE=Snipe1978] With the ball back in the middle of the field, Snipe runs out and grabs it and bolts towards the end of the field, not realizing how many martinis he’s had, and and starts staggering around in circles, finally passing out on the ground and letting the ball roll out of his grasp to… [/QUOTE] **Sternvogel** , who places the ball in a martini shaker (not stirrer) and hopes it will be retrieved by a Quetzal for the winning goal! ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873/260 "2007-02-08T19:20:05Z")
_looks up just long enough to see **Sternvogel** using the martini shaker again and rolls over and throws up_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperball-vi/390873.md?page=14)