# Dopers are understanding creatures (until their precious message board has problems)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 18, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791 "2008-03-18T15:56:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/1 "2008-03-18T15:56:22Z")

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It seems to me like when things happen to the message board (things go wrong with computers /systems/websites. it’s a fact of modern life) a lot of people jump down the throats of the other people who are paid nothing to sort out their bile.

Why can’t it be the case that - If things are not as they seem - we assume the powers that be are doing whatever they can to resolve the problem - and leave them to it.  
I expect the vast majority of Dopers are polite and understanding and it’s only the unsilent minority that are doing this.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/2 "2008-03-18T15:59:04Z")

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No biggie. While frustrated, I spewed no bile. I understand teh Internets don’t always hum along in perfect efficiency and with unfailing reliability.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/3 "2008-03-18T16:27:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]

I expect the vast majority of Dopers are polite and understanding and it’s only the unsilent minority that are doing this.  
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Not quite. I posted in the other Pit thread about this because I am fed up with the problem. The loss of our ability to search, supposedly a perk because we are paying customers, was the final straw.

We have been patient. This latest issue has finally pushed some of us over the edge.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/4 "2008-03-18T16:29:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
It seems to me like when things happen to the message board (things go wrong with computers /systems/websites. it’s a fact of modern life) a lot of people jump down the throats of the other people who are paid nothing to sort out their bile.  
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It’s because they are the only interface to the people they are paying for a service that they feel is being provided inadequately.

[QUOTE=Lobsang]

Why can’t it be the case that - If things are not as they seem - we assume the powers that be are doing whatever they can to resolve the problem - and leave them to it.  
[/QUOTE]  
Because as the years go by, it’s clear the problems are not being resolved adequately.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/5 "2008-03-18T16:32:04Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
We have been patient.  
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Yes. I have never been very vocal about board problems before, but this weekend was bullshit. I’ve never seen a messageboard with so many problems be so brazen about their shortcomings.

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/6 "2008-03-18T16:32:40Z")

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SDMB DEFENSE FORCE… ACTIVATE! And don’t respond to the thread already going. We need a whole new thread!!!

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> Why can’t it be the case that - If things are not as they seem - we assume the powers that be are doing whatever they can to resolve the problem - and leave them to it.

If you came to my house and snagged your shirt on a loose nail in the doorway, and I said I was doing everything I could to get rid of the nail, would you still buy that two years later?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/7 "2008-03-18T16:34:50Z")

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They should publish Jerry’s home address, so we could gather around by torchlight and express our appreciation. And bring pies. And stuff.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/8 "2008-03-18T16:35:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
It seems to me like when things happen to the message board (things go wrong with computers /systems/websites. it’s a fact of modern life) a lot of people jump down the throats of the other people who are paid nothing to sort out their bile.

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The Tech God doesn’t post other that tech updates, TubaDiva doesn’t do the Pit anymore and Ed is rarely around.

How about giving a link to people jumping down the throats of unpaid staff during this recent epriod of service problems. I’ve read most of the threads about it and can’t remember seeing examples of this. Lots of people complaining about the service but not what you’re talking about.

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**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/9 "2008-03-18T16:38:09Z")

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Where’s the [del]beef[/del] bile?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/10 "2008-03-18T16:41:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Hogwash]  
Where’s the [del]beef[/del] bile?  
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Hey, fuck you!

That help?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/11 "2008-03-18T16:53:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]

Why can’t it be the case that - If things are not as they seem - we assume the powers that be are doing whatever they can to resolve the problem - and leave them to it.

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Maybe because we’ve been promised that in the past-and it never happens.

This is the only message board I’ve paid for-and it’s the only one that gives me shit like this. First we were told going pay would help board performance-then we were told it was only to keep the board going at all.

And I believe at one time, it was mentioned that **Tuba** and some of the others DO get a small stipend. Sorry, no site, I can’t _search_ for it, can I?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/12 "2008-03-18T16:55:30Z")

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[QUOTE=yojimbo]  
. Lots of people complaining about the service but not what you’re talking about.  
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Er… I’m talking about the people complaining about the service.

Such as those who post in maximum font size that they “can’t fucking search anymore”.  
(Poor him)

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/13 "2008-03-18T16:59:08Z")

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Excuse me, but that is a function available only to paying members. I’ve ponied up my money, and one of the functions in no longer available to me. Shouldn’t I be a bit irked about that?

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/14 "2008-03-18T17:02:55Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Excuse me, but that is a function available only to paying members. I’ve ponied up my money, and one of the functions in no longer available to me. Shouldn’t I be a bit irked about that?  
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I joined a very short time ago, primarily so I could search. Granted, I’ve enjoyed posting, but I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the notice 5 minutes ago.

I haven’t been around long enough to really start in with the bitching, but I am very, very disappointed right now.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/15 "2008-03-18T17:03:55Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Excuse me, but that is a function available only to paying members. I’ve ponied up my money, and one of the functions in no longer available to me. Shouldn’t I be a bit irked about that?  
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Well, no (but it’s your choice I guess), because there are more important things in life, and they have made the decision (on a temporary basis) for a good reason… Not out of malice or that they have anything against you.

And what’s the ‘fee’ 12 quid a… YEAR!

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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/16 "2008-03-18T17:04:26Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Excuse me, but that is a function available only to paying members. I’ve ponied up my money, and one of the functions in no longer available to me. Shouldn’t I be a bit irked about that?  
[/QUOTE]

Nope.

According to Lobsang, you should just shut the fuck up about it. The administration is doing all they can, and it’s about time that you show some fucking respect and empathy. Just because you pay your $15 doesn’t mean you get to complain, ever. Don’t even fucking think about it, m’kay? If your precious messageboard’s down, then you should be fucking doing something else, got it, nerd?

(These are not my opinions, just my perception of \*\*Lobsang The Toolbox’\*\*s)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/17 "2008-03-18T17:06:09Z")

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If it helps aleviate your anger you are welcome to pile it on me. After all I can just go somewhere else when I get fed up of it.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/18 "2008-03-18T17:09:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
Er… I’m talking about the people complaining about the service.

Such as those who post in maximum font size that they “can’t fucking search anymore”.  
(Poor him)  
[/QUOTE]  
Err… but that’s not what you fucking said.

> [@](#):
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> a lot of people jump down the throats of the other people who are paid nothing to sort out their bile

So **now** you’re point is that we just should shut up and take it. Coming from a poster who has over the years posted some of the whiniest and inconsequencial OP’s on this board I find that rather rich to say the least.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/19 "2008-03-18T17:09:56Z")

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Still wish the Search Forums function wasn’t disabled.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-are-understanding-creatures-until-their-precious-message-board-has-problems/441791/20 "2008-03-18T17:10:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
If it helps aleviate your anger you are welcome to pile it on me. After all I can just go somewhere else when I get fed up of it.  
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Don’t tease us.

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