# Dopers I'd like to meet (but probably won't) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 2, 2003, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099 "2003-06-02T10:52:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/141 "2003-06-07T09:24:36Z")
Here’s a few more: Maeglin, Sapphire Bullet and Kyla. CrankyasanOldMan and Biggirl, too. ---
**Author:** ![i\_like\_bacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@i\_like\_bacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_like_bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/142 "2003-06-07T15:03:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kilt-wearin’ man \* > \*\*See? I knew it. Nobody wants to meet me. > > You fear me. > > That must be it. \*\* um no offense, but isn’t wearing a kilt in texas just a bit ermmm different? ---
**Author:** ![minega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@minega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minega)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/143 "2003-06-07T17:50:14Z")
This is such a sappy thread that honest to God,im almost in tears. The pit will bring me back to earth, but for now i am really delighted to see all this lovin’ So who would i love to meet? December. Collunsbury TVAA Noclueboy Sam Stone Elucidator Polycarp Probably a few others i just cant think of now, but those are the dopers i would most love to meet. And once again, its so great to see everyone getting along… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/144 "2003-06-07T19:04:19Z")
For me, there’s no “probably won’t” when it comes to someone I’d like to meet. We’ve met so many Dopers already, and I’m sure we’ll meet so many more, that it should about cover it. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/145 "2003-06-07T19:27:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > \*\*Hey, **vivalostwages** , I’d like to meet you and the rest of the Doper teachers too. We could sit and trade war stories over a few beers, or something stronger if y’all prefer. 😃 > > SNIP\*\* Oh, most definitely something stronger. 😉 I’ve got some port and some vodka here… **Aesiron** : I named 'em in the order in which I “met” them here. [Yoda]So sensitive you are. [/Yoda] ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/146 "2003-06-07T19:29:00Z")
I can’t meet anyone else at this time. I’m all spent for 2003. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/147 "2003-06-07T19:39:40Z")
I want to meet everyone who wants to meet me and everyone who actively wishes to avoid me. I wanna meet every black doper so’s we can get our monolithic culture shit together and stop disagreeing with each other. I wanna meet every gay and lesbian doper so’s they can tell me all about their agenda in person and in deep detail. I wanna meet all the liberal dopers so’s they can show me their bleeding hearts. I wanna meet all the conservative dopers so’s they can show me their black and uncaring hearts. But mostly I wanna meet all the painter-type dopers 'cause I think this brush I have is waaay too broad. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/148 "2003-06-07T21:30:21Z")
I am surprised that I got mentioned. I’ve already met a bunch of CanDopers (and **Eonwe** and **andygirl** ), and they were all very nice to me and ignored that I was pretty quiet and stuff. And forgave me for trying to teach them to dance- that was nice, too. I think there are too many that I’d like to meet. A short, incomplete list: Everyone from the **Rue** threads, except maybe **Exgineer** , because he might try to kidnap me or something, and then Mr. Lissar would have to kill him. It would be messy. **Guin, Siege, Polycarp, Osgie, bodypoet, lno, Scylla, Zenster, mademoiselle, Zyada, HennaDancer, interface2x…** ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/149 "2003-06-08T00:08:21Z")
I can die happy now, for I have met **tomndebb**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/150 "2003-06-08T00:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > \*\*Oh, most definitely something stronger. 😉 I’ve got some port and some vodka here… > > **Aesiron** : I named 'em in the order in which I “met” them here. [Yoda]So sensitive you are. [/Yoda] \*\* :dubious: Then explain why you replied to **celestina** before me and I had posted a reply first! Huh, huh, huh?! I want the truth! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/151 "2003-06-08T03:39:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*:dubious: > > Then explain why you replied to **celestina** before me and I had posted a reply first! Huh, huh, huh?! I want the truth! \*\* :rolleyes: Choose your truth from the multiple choices below: A. I scrolled through this thread quickly and didn’t see your name at first. B. I had a technical glitch. C. I had a blackout. D. It was the Suliban. E. It’s all in your mind. F. Who knows? G. What did you say your name was? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/152 "2003-06-08T03:56:08Z")
Bah. I included “I want the truth” just so you could respond with “You can’t handle the truth!” and I get _nothin’_. One too many margaritas tonight? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/153 "2003-06-08T03:58:29Z")
Only one teeny weeny finger of port. Come on, you gotta give me some NEWER movie lines. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/154 "2003-06-08T04:09:34Z")
We ‘jackin’ this thread now or somethin’? :dubious: And here’s your quote: “You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/155 "2003-06-08T04:11:48Z")
YOU lojacked this thread. I merely climbed aboard. “You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.” **Fight Club** , yo. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/156 "2003-06-08T04:13:28Z")
One of my favoritest movies evah. “I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/157 "2003-06-08T04:17:37Z")
I’ve got the tape but crave the DVD. “Shatner. I’d fight William Shatner.” “Have you ever heard a death rattle?” “This is the _best_ soap.” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/158 "2003-06-08T04:20:37Z")
I bought the special edition 2 Disc DVD first thing after buying my DVD player. I don’t even own any of the Trek DVDs. ---
**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/159 "2003-06-08T04:33:11Z")
I want to meet **Tyler Durden** Also, if **Miller** ’s half as funny in person… yeah, he cracks me up. Plus, I’d like to meet almost all of the other dopers. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099/160 "2003-06-08T04:49:38Z")
I’d like to hang out with Lamia sometime. I think we’d have a lot of fun conversation. Polycarp, chique, and Eve also come to mind. I think that Eve would have fun being all appalled at my slouching or something; people who dress like me aren’t supposed to like Garbo so much. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-id-like-to-meet-but-probably-wont/179099.md?page=9)