# Dopers keeping tabs on other Dopers... The DopeFiles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176 "2004-07-08T21:48:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/241 "2004-07-15T22:50:45Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **Off The Top Of My Head** > **XJetGirlX** is an artist who lives in Florida ( west coast…tampa?) with her husband who is works with stiffs all day. She is a member of the Doper Chick Hottie Brigade, according to all the graffitti on the doper bathroom walls. : blush : I can’t believe anyone around here really remembers me. It’s been awhile since I’ve been ‘active’, although I’m still here from time to time (par example: see how long it took me to find this post and reply to it?) Just to update your files though, I’m no longer married. **Shaolinrabbit** (formerly Copaesthetic) and I split almost a year ago, although we’re still amicable and see each other frequently. He’s no longer in the funeral business either. I’m working for a lobbying company and really need to get back to my art. As for people I keep tabs with, most of them are on LJ now, but a couple people off the top of my head that I haven’t heard from in awhile: **garius** is a handsome and affable bloke across the pond. He is also my superhero sidekick. **Breezy** used to bump into me in just about every thread, and at one point she was looking for online universities to attend. I hope she managed to find one that suited her needs! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/242 "2004-07-15T22:51:23Z")
More things I’ve taken notes on: If you’re eating subs with **FaerieBeth** , she’ll steal your pickle before you have a chance to eat it. **FaerieBeth** knows better than to steal my pickle. **Trunk** thinks that there are no good places in Baltimore to get really good subs, but this is not true. He just doesn’t know where to go. If **swampbear** wasn’t gay, he’d marry me. He already promised to marry **Kallessa** , but apparently he can be won over with beer and brownies. **welby** and I are on **Exgineer’s** “List.” This is not a Good Thing. I’d like to get off The List, but don’t know how. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/243 "2004-07-15T22:52:44Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > I’ve been out for a little over a month. In real life or on the boards? If in real life, how old are you? Just curious, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want. > [@AwSnappity](#): > > Actually, I haven’t [seen myself naked]. I have a whole bunch of hang-ups about nudity and my own sexuality, but that’s for another thread. Are you serious? I’ve known some people with some pretty hardwired hangups but it’s hard to imagine not even being able to look at yourself naked (sorry, don’t take that the wrong way please. I’m just curious, not judging.) Are you really going to start a thread about this? I’m interested. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/244 "2004-07-15T22:52:48Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Eh, could be worse. I’ve been on the boards for over two years (even longer than that, in one form or another). I’ve been out for a little over a month. Still my file just reads: “gay Doper.” You really don’t reveal very much about yourself here other than gay stuff. What have you revealed that isn’t in your profile? You did post in my “Attention Ho” thread, which I appreciate. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/245 "2004-07-15T23:01:10Z")
> [@zoogirl](#): > > (Shameless bid for attention - I should be head Ho, dammit!) Suck it up. I won. 😃 See you at next years competition. But even if you win then, it won’t have the nice overtone of: Attention Ho, two thousand Fo’. 😛 By the time I finish my list, everyone will have all ready been posted. ☹ Here’s what I got so far. And before anyone gets hurt feelings, it’s not done! Those not on the first half of the list will get tummy rubs to make up for it. 😃 **congodwarf** – redheaded fireball with a pain in the booty brother in law **nocturnal\_tick** – Champion of Brats, English goof, Head Brat **kittenlm** – married to **Hal Briston** , hates peanut butter?, goes good with Kahlua, and is doped up on percoset , Brat **Hal Briston** – married to **kittenlm** , hates mustard, plays a lil’ guitar, a lil’ pool, acts a lil’ fool, Brat **AngelicGemma** – Gave me a naked hug when I needed it. 😃 **EddyTeddyFreddy** has eight cats & two horses and composes great rhymes **torie** is newly single & tattooed! Brat **OneYogini** - wears a tinee-weenee-bikini – cat runs in terror upon nudity **SolGrundy** – gay programming sweety **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** – (sorry,butyouare) does great HHGG quotes **Bear\_Nenno** – aka Beer\_Nipples – located close by **SanguineSpider** – Very sweet even though she’s an arachanididid :shudder: \*\*Really Not All That Bright \*\* – formerly known as Dutchboy? I think? Maybe something about drinking paint? 😕 Brat \*\*Rufus Xavier \*\* – Shameless flatterer, married, fellow smartass, who has naughty thoughts about fellow dopers :eek: Brat \*\*mrklutz \*\* – true to his name 😉 has a full beard, but also has The latest issue of Girl Genius in the commode 😕 to be continued… DUHN, DUHN, DUHHHHNN… \<—Ominous music 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/246 "2004-07-15T23:12:41Z")
I thought **torie** and hubbie had patched things up. ?? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/247 "2004-07-15T23:48:52Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Well, there were a few more details that I could bring up, but I didn’t wanna seem obsessive. 😉 > > But, seriously, whatcha got? It’s for my… er… Draelin Biography. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Okay, okay, just for you CandidGamera: **Draelin** and **FaerieBeth** have met IRL, more than once, in a capacity that has nothing to do with SDMB. We’ve been to a theme park in the South, a restaurant in NYC, and we are in no way related by blood or marriage. We didn’t grow up in the same state. We’ve never attended a school together, or a summer camp. We’ve known each other for…:: counts::…almost 7 years. We were charter members of an ultra-exclusive, semi-secret club whose membership includes women from all over the US, Canada, and one or two in the UK. 😛 And, now that I think about it…the initiation for said club involves…OMG! :: snicker:: …an object similar to the one that’s recently been the talk of MPSIMS. FB ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/248 "2004-07-16T00:03:44Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > Okay, okay, just for you CandidGamera: > **Draelin** and **FaerieBeth** have met IRL, more than once, in a capacity that has nothing to do with SDMB. We’ve been to a theme park in the South, a restaurant in NYC, and we are in no way related by blood or marriage. We didn’t grow up in the same state. We’ve never attended a school together, or a summer camp. We’ve known each other for…:: counts::…almost 7 years. > > We were charter members of an ultra-exclusive, semi-secret club whose membership includes women from all over the US, Canada, and one or two in the UK. 😛 And, now that I think about it…the initiation for said club involves…OMG! :: snicker:: …an object similar to the one that’s recently been the talk of MPSIMS. > > FB :blink: Tell me more about this… club? 😉 Re : \*\*harmless \*\*- Whee! Free tummy rub! ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/249 "2004-07-16T00:07:31Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > **wevets** is a west coast estuarine ecologist. She/He worked/works with infauna. I worked with infauna. Haven’t touched much of it since I finished my master’s and now I’m a teacher. I also lead whalewatching trips and do marine mammal rescue in my off-hours. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/250 "2004-07-16T00:19:44Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > In real life or on the boards? If in real life, how old are you? Just curious, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want. Both, and I’m 33. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/251 "2004-07-16T00:31:29Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **Jonathan Chance** is an editor to a magazine (something about birds?), recently moved to Ohio, has 1.3 daughters. He is an avid reader of TigerBeat Magazine and is an exceptional belcher. I have **never** been so insulted in all my life! Editor. While I may have lowered myself to reporting in the past I am a money-man, in truth. I’m the guy who makes sure the profits keep rolling in. And it’s Lady Chance who’s the belcher. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/252 "2004-07-16T00:41:52Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Are you serious? I’ve known some people with some pretty hardwired hangups but it’s hard to imagine not even being able to look at yourself naked (sorry, don’t take that the wrong way please. I’m just curious, not judging.) Are you really going to start a thread about this? I’m interested. [There you go, sir](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5071679#post5071679). ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/253 "2004-07-16T10:34:01Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > My fellow Dutch Dopers are **Swannguy** (although he lives in the USA, he probably speaks English with an Limburgs accent) \*\*gouda \*\* who I think lives in India, **PookahMacPhellimey** ; \*\*gum \*\* and **Tusculan/TTT** , and **Coldfire** of course. Me? Dutch?? Wherever did you get that idea from?! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/254 "2004-07-16T10:37:03Z")
> [@gouda](#): > > Me? Dutch?? Wherever did you get that idea from?! I’m thinking it was just a cheesy guess. ;j ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/255 "2004-07-16T10:47:55Z")
:smack: Must remember not to hit TAB and enter while replying!! I’m Indian. And I do love some of your cheese, especially Edammer, Maasdammer and aged Gouda. I was introduced to smoked Gouda during a visit to a friend’s house in Delft, and it _rocks_! **Mycroft Holmes** , OTOH, is Dutch, or at least lives in the Netherlands. ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/256 "2004-07-16T10:57:03Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > My fellow Dutch Dopers are **Swannguy** (although he lives in the USA, he probably speaks English with an Limburgs accent) \*\*gouda \*\* who I think lives in India, **PookahMacPhellimey** ; \*\*gum \*\* and **Tusculan/TTT** , and **Coldfire** of course. Yay! I got a mention! As for **Maastricht**. I can remember where she lives. That was hard. It is also where **Swannguy** is originally from, but she’s not from there originally. Her husband is a synesthete. She likes animals. **Gum** has a great taste in films and likes the Coen brothers in particular. Conforms the Dutch stereotype of liking cheese and will even eat the dreaded cumin cheese that even plenty of Dutch are scared of. :eek: 😃 Both **Gum** and **Coldfire** know more about Dutch soccer than I do. ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/257 "2004-07-16T11:01:06Z")
> [@gouda](#): > > **Mycroft Holmes** , OTOH, is Dutch, or at least lives in the Netherlands. I think Mr Holmes is a German who lives in the Netherlands. However, he has gotten so assimulated into Dutch culture that he now holidays in a caravan IIRC. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/258 "2004-07-16T14:46:05Z")
> [@XJETGIRLX](#): > > **garius** is a handsome and affable bloke across the pond. He is also my superhero sidekick. I’d be a cool sidekick: > [@](#): > > Greyscale > A graphic Novel by: > G. Arius & X. J. Girl > > _“1st April 2072 - WASHINGTON POST: Reports of a Category Seven Behavioural Policy Voilation have been coming in from Manchester, the manufacturing capital of the 51st State. Officials from AmericaCorp’s Ministry of Thought have denied claims that this may be the work of the rogue elements known as ‘The Artist’ and ‘Kid London.’”_ > > It is 2072 and State and Company are one - nations are no more, only CorporNations remain. AmeriCorp, the largest of these CorporNations dominates the world’s markets - its citizen-employees enjoying all the luxury, security and benefits that corporate success provides. > > All that AmeriCorp asks in return is that its employees conform completely to corporate policy and culture. For such small sacrifice, growth, stability and luxury have been maintained for nearly half a century. > > Yet as AmeriCorp approaches its 50th birthday, all is not well. > > For several months the CorporNation has been the victim of a number of senseless and random attacks ranging from the most childish of jokes to the most violent of crimes. These attacks have seemed to have no purpose other than to break the most important of behavioral policies, disrupting the preparations for the CorporNation’s anniversary celebrations and, more importantly, threatening to disrupt business. > > Simon Maxwell, the youngest Junior Vice President in the CorporNation’s history and rising star in the Department of Order, is given the task of hunting down the perpertrators of the attacks and bringing them up on a disciplinary charge. > > He soon discovers that the attacks are being carried out by a mysterious and beautiful young woman known only as **the Artist** and her enigmatic and seemingly amoral side-kick **Kid London**. Yet as the Anniversary Celebrations draw closer and his investigation nears its horrific conclusion, Simon begins to realise that the attacks may not be quite as senseless and random as they seem and that, more importantly, he is not even sure whose side he should be on… what do you reckon? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/259 "2004-07-17T01:28:42Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I bookmarked a bunch of posts by **Ryan\_Liam** for the purpose of putting together a humorous post about how a newbie should not behave. But it came off as being more cruel than humorous, so I never posted it. > > The family wedding thread definitely put **Bear\_Nipples** on my map. > > As a result of the “Attention Ho” thread, I now know an awful lot about **harmless**. Cool! ---
**Author:** ![Padmaraga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@Padmaraga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padmaraga)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/260 "2004-07-17T03:12:09Z")
If this were really like high school, one of you would have shared with me the reasons another one of you says s/he doesn’t like me, by now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=14)