# Dopers keeping tabs on other Dopers... The DopeFiles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176 "2004-07-08T21:48:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/41 "2004-07-09T23:32:11Z")
**cityboy916** is right: as far as the birthday information goes, that’s only for the birthday threads. Glad we were able to give you such a pleasant surprise, **Cisco**. 🙂 Hmm… I used to know a bunch of stuff about people, but I haven’t been haunting these forums as much lately. I have got to hear about **Bear\_Nenno** and family weddings… or not, depending on the content. 😃 So yeah… I got absolutely nothing right now. Maybe later, when my brain recovers. (although I do know **flamingbananas** is about 14 years old) Although I’m curious: what **positive things** do you know about me? (since I haven’t really done anything around here lately and all…) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![SamIAm336](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SamIAm336](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamIAm336)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/42 "2004-07-09T23:44:15Z")
This is the most _interesting_ thread. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/43 "2004-07-10T00:20:30Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I read the posts of **twickster** when I see them, because, as we discovered, we share the same birthday. Day _and_ year, we are exactly the same age. No, go figure it out yourself. But it’s easy. We are three days younger than Denzel Washington. Hi sis! Yeah, me too. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/44 "2004-07-10T17:32:26Z")
> [@Flamsterette\_X](#): > > I have got to hear about **Bear\_Nenno** and family weddings… or not, depending on the content. 😃 Start Here: [Backwoods Wedding Invitations](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258139) Then Read: [The Wedding. (Holy Crap!)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=262978) > [@](#): > > (although I do know **flamingbananas** is about 14 years old) Not that there’s anything _wrong_ with that!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/45 "2004-07-10T17:52:40Z")
I know several things about **NoClueBoy** , **Jaade** , and **if6was9** which I would never _think_ of selling to the highest bidder via PayPal at my posted email address. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/46 "2004-07-10T17:57:26Z")
Okay, **Flamsterette\_X** : I know that you spend a lot of time at various and sundry places on the internet. I know that you are not a twin and do not have twins. I know that you have opened numerous “Band Name” threads that always get a humongous number of replies. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/47 "2004-07-10T18:20:57Z")
I had no idea that people did this 😮 ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/48 "2004-07-10T18:27:42Z")
**AwSnappity** and I are currently stalking each other. I’m winning. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/49 "2004-07-10T18:36:44Z")
Yeah \ but I was winning first. I know **flamingbananas** is online right this minute because she is on my AIM buddy list although I have never talked to her. I also know she lives in the same state as me. I usually don’t make strong associations between Dopers and threads, so this is as much out of me as you’ll get, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/50 "2004-07-10T18:39:19Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > I know **flamingbananas** is online right this minute because she is on my AIM buddy list although I have never talked to her. I also know she lives in the same state as me. You’re right! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/51 "2004-07-10T18:50:10Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > I had no idea that people did this 😮 [ol] [li]You operate another message board.[/li][li]I believe you are associated with an institute of higher learning.[/li][li]… I want to, but I won’t…[/li][li]You are married, and I think you have kids – 2?[/li][li]You lost a lot of weight not too long ago (I saw photos).[/li][li]Everybody knows who you are.[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/52 "2004-07-10T19:04:54Z")
I keep a file containing the names and all available information of the DopeWomen who desire to engage in bouts of wild lovemaking me. ## So far that file contains the follwing- - Those are the contents, in their entirety. **SolGrundy** For those Dopers who grew up watching the SuperFriends, your orientation is a hard thing to forget. LexLuthor-So that is how we will use the uranium to create an army of unstoppable robotsand defeat the Superfriends. Any questions SolomonGrundy-Grundy have question! LL-Sigh, What is it? What part of the plan do you need me to go over again in really small words? SG-Question not for Luthor. Question for Manta. Why Manta break up with Grundy? BlackManta- I don’t want to have to do this again. SG-Grundy say he sorry he embarass Manta at museum. Grundy not know coatrack is sculpture. BM-It isn’t that. You’re just not what I’m looking for. SG- Is it other man? Is Sinestro Manta’s new boyfriend? BM-It isn’t another man. Sinestro-And I’m not gay! Everybody-Suuuuure, you’re not! BM-I want to dine in fine restaurants, not go slumming! SG-Grundy not live in slum. Is swamp. BM-I want a man who can speak proper English? Bizarrro-Then, why am you grabbing the ass of Bizzaro? BM-I told you, I was swatting a mosquito! SG-Grundy not know Bizzaro friend of Dorothy’s. Grundy thought Bizarro love Bizzaro Lois. Bizarro-Bizzaro Lois am beard. Bizarro want man. SG-Bizarro like Cher? Bizarro-Grundy . . . believe in life after love? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/53 "2004-07-10T20:08:22Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > I had no idea that people did this 😮 You run the Fathom Board, and you have a son who makes bracelets. I know, because I bought one. You are into sci-fi, are a vegetarian (or a vegan) and have several cats. How’d I do? ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/54 "2004-07-10T22:47:02Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > **SolGrundy** For those Dopers who grew up watching the SuperFriends, your orientation is a hard thing to forget. Hmmm. That was both amusing and disturbing. Solomon Grundy want in your pants too! For the record, the lair of **SolGrundy** is a total Cher-free zone. And I only own one Britney Spears song, “Toxic,” which I bought from iTunes in a fit of weakness. I’ve done things I’m not proud of. Here’s all the info I’ve got: **DocCathode** plays City of Heroes. So does **Ryle Dup** , and he lives in the city I lived in for 6 years. **harmless** has a virtual harem. **Abbie Carmichael** wished me a happy birthday in the middle of a thread where I was all pissed off, and I never thanked her for that. **NoClueBoy** and **Otto** made the 2 funniest SDMB posts I’ve ever seen. **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** is a dude. So is **Ilsa\_Lund**. **swampbear** is a fellow Georgian. I know there are plenty of others, but I can’t remember who. And I’ve got an internal list of Dopers I Think Are Hot (both male and female), but it’d be rude to list them all here. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/55 "2004-07-11T01:43:11Z")
Since **World Eater** has shown up here, I feel it necessary to say that every time I see his name in a thread, I think “man, his arms were hot” (tattoo sleeves). Which I only know from one of those “show yourself!” threads. **Billdo** lived not too far away from me on the island at some point. **Moe** has never eaten a strawberry, but that’s not really fair play because I am friends with him IRL and knew this about him before he introduced me to the boards. However, it never ceases to amuse me. He also plays a mean guitar. [look at me!]What do yall know about me?[/lam!] ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/56 "2004-07-11T02:47:05Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > **DocCathode** plays City of Heroes. Actually, I don’t. I doubt I own a computer capable of running it, or that my dial up connection could handle it. What gave you the impression that I played? ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/57 "2004-07-11T03:04:12Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Actually, I don’t. I doubt I own a computer capable of running it, or that my dial up connection could handle it. > > What gave you the impression that I played? Gee, I guess I was confusing you with **Max Carnage**. Or that you already had a super-hero sounding user name. I guess that means I don’t know a single thing about you, **DocCathode**. That should either be discouraging or comforting; take your pick. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/58 "2004-07-11T03:11:52Z")
Ah! Another chance to direct somebody to [The Big Book Of Things Man Was Not Meant To Know](http://www.livejournal.com/users/doc_cathode/). There, you can learn of my hopes, dreams and secret fears. I’m currently working on properly rendering the details of Buses, Hell, Heaven and John Candy My Brush With A Horrible Sticky Death (which I’ll probably make into a MPSIMS thread) And Shopping Carts and Fairy Food. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/59 "2004-07-11T03:37:12Z")
I’ve always assumed that I’m pretty much invisible here… ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/60 "2004-07-11T04:10:32Z")
This is odd. On the one hand, I’ve been trying to keep anything deeply important about my personality from the pages of this board. On the other hand, I’m curious about what’s been gleaned by other people in whatever mental image they may have of me. Personally, I am aware of certain people, but I almost never think “this typical of Poster X” because I don’t keep tabs on them. I do sometimes remember particular topics that some posters discuss a lot, but not any particular information on that topic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=4)