# Dopers keeping tabs on other Dopers... The DopeFiles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176 "2004-07-08T21:48:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/101 "2004-07-12T15:41:03Z")
> [@BraheSilver](#): > > Can I take this silence to mean that nobody has anything on me? Excellent! > > :: runs off into the mist cackling :: You’re a Gamer. Also, you’re having some problems with Comcast Digital. **Nocturnal\_Tick** lives in England and is a student. Also, a smart-ass. **Ponder Stibbons** lives in England and has a huge mustache. Also, a smart-ass. **Hal Briston** lives in New Jersey with **kittenlm** , his beautiful wife. They both live within 6 miles of where they were born, at two different hospitals. Also, he’s a smart-ass who is currently somewhere in the Poconos. And he hates mustard. **Eve** is beautiful and brilliant. Also, she’s a smart-ass. **harmless** is a beautiful artist, drinks Bailey’s and lives in Florida. Oh, I almost forgot: she’s a smart-ass. This is what I know off the top of my head, except for the stuff about BraheSilver, which I had to research. Researching Dopers is easy. Search their username, look at all their posts, pick the ones that contain personal information, copy and paste into your scrapbook. Within no time, you’ll know so much about everyone you’ll scare them. Of course, who has time for such things? I’m busy reading new threads. Oh, and working, too. Sometimes. Later! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/102 "2004-07-12T16:07:40Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > **Bodypoet’s** boyfriend is a disk jockey. I do not know if he is still an active Doper ( **Dave33RPM** ). BP also makes soap. On second thought, it’s **Todd33RPM** , not Dave… Hell, I don’t remember. My apologies. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/103 "2004-07-12T16:07:41Z")
**Rufus Xavier** is a big ol’ attention ho with a desire to take over the SDMB. I suspect he is stockpiling 1920’s style deathrays somewhere. Do not believe anything he says. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/104 "2004-07-12T16:34:08Z")
I don’t post much, but what do you all have on me? I’d love to know. So I can see just how much ‘splainin’ I got to do. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/105 "2004-07-12T16:41:59Z")
I’m pretty sure I’m innocuous enough that no one will remember anything about me. But I look forward to the chance to defend myself… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/106 "2004-07-12T16:43:24Z")
Most of the stuff i remember about people is from knowing them in real-life. I’m guessing that doesn’t count. I know quite a lot about **Rue** though, but then he doesn’t exactly make it difficult… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/107 "2004-07-12T16:46:06Z")
> [@garius](#): > > Most of the stuff i remember about people is from knowing them in real-life. I’m guessing that doesn’t count. However, that does mean we know lots about you as well. Mwahahahahaha!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/108 "2004-07-12T17:00:07Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > I’m pretty sure I’m innocuous enough that no one will remember anything about me. > > But I look forward to the chance to defend myself… 😉 Innocuous – but you’re Jewish, and had (have?) a chance to go to Israel this summer as some kind of heritage-return thing; you’re early- to mid-20s, so this is the last year you’re young enough for this program. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/109 "2004-07-12T17:10:05Z")
**tanookie** is an incest survivor. **Roadwalker** lost a daughter to cancer. **Lurkmeister** and **hlanelee** recently lost their wives. **bodypoet** was going through a rough time with a new job, but now she’s back delivering papers and things are much better. (right?) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/110 "2004-07-12T17:13:30Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **Off The Top Of My Head** > **MattMcl** lives in Quebec, speaks 932 languages, is a translator and activist for Gay & Human rights issues. His role model was his late father who was well known and respected journalist. He likes pina colada’s and getting caught in the rain. Hee! Excellent, but I only speak four languages at all well, and kind of speak a fifth. Also my dad wasn’t really my role model; we fought like Kilkenny cats when I was younger, though I did come to respect him more later on in life. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/111 "2004-07-12T17:39:18Z")
**Happy Scrappy** , what I know isn’t fair to submit really, since I learned it outside the boards at the Dopefest…but what the heck! Umm…you were a bouncer at some point, you worked/lived in New Orleans, a law student recently I think, and you like cabs. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/112 "2004-07-12T18:26:10Z")
**Angua** , the astronomer, is a paid in full member of the Doper Hot Chicks Society. (Sorry, love. had too) And is very big on active galactic core emmisions, including the MATH! Whoa! (So, if an astronomy GQ comes up, and she’s one of the ones answering, you’re getting a good answer. ) Her younger brother is at uni with her now (?), after having a rather unpleasant experience with a privileged upper class twit. She loves pubbing, and looks great in **Tir** ’s hands. 😃 **Homebrew** just took a job in a new place, moving a few scores of miles away. So far, he seems to like it, but the grocery stores are actively stalkling his major fears. **Aslan of Narnia** is an engaging young fellow from some Canadian metropolis (West coast) whose parents are unfortunately on the outs, causing him some greif. He doesn’t let that stop him from helping other people with certain problems, tho. And he loves writing his own songs and stories. I think he’s a gamer. **VivaLosTwages** is a pilot, or knew Pontius Pilate, something to do with Pilates… I think she just likes playing with big balls. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/113 "2004-07-12T18:31:08Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Her younger brother is at uni with her now (?), after having a rather unpleasant experience with a privileged upper class twit. Not yet, but come September, he will be. 😃 Apart from that, :eek: you seem to know me very well. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/114 "2004-07-12T18:43:52Z")
\*\*Brainiac4 \*\* and **Dangerosa** are married have (a) kid(s). Details are hazy as some of **Dangerosa’s** posts would lead me to think they had no kids, but Brainiac sometimes has to “go be a dad” while playing CoH. **CandidGamera** really knows his comics. That’s all off the top of my head. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/115 "2004-07-12T18:52:20Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > **Rufus Xavier** is a big ol’ attention ho with a desire to take over the SDMB. I suspect he is stockpiling 1920’s style deathrays somewhere. Do not believe anything he says. Consarn it!!! You’ve hit the nail on the head! You’ve revealed the real me! Now I must post a page from my Doper file in order to take my revenge! **laina\_f** - Has cats and dogs that bring their kills into the house. Mother is a narcissist. Has several unused remote controls lying around. Sent harmless a book as the prize for winning the attention ho contest. **Eats\_Crayons** - Old Girlfriend:Sniffs\_Markers; New Girlfriend: chews\_Pencils. Added new RAM to computer, now it doesn’t work. Photographs ruins. Canadian. Girl. **Annie-Xmas** Has been collecting comic books since age 8. Hates the NJ State Employment Office. **Sampiro** Is on Atkins. Lives in a small town Central Georgia. Has some VERY tasteless ideas for TV commercials. **biddee** Engaged to be married. Doesn’t hate instant coffee. Used to get thorns in feet from running around barefoot. Delivered her baby vaginally. Is on a small island in the Caribbean. **Enola Straight** About 10 years ago, had a shower outside the house. Once asked Tug McGraw for an autograph. Hates bullies. **Duckster** - Left-handed. Shirts face left in the closet. Prefers the aisle seat on an airplane. **Cluricaun** - SD Brat Packer(yay!). Drinks a Canadian Club double sweet manhattan. Has taken Enzite. Makes his living on the phone. Dips cheese in peanut butter for a snack. **Schnitte** - Is currently gamemaster of an email Diplomacy game. Is a law student in Germany who has an interest in economics. Needed help using sealing wax on an envelope once. **Satyagrahi** - His wife works as a translator. Thinks the Governator isn’t all that bad. Is not a biochemist. Thinks the probability of Illinois electoral votes going to Bush is 0. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/116 "2004-07-12T18:56:58Z")
> [@Maus Magill](#): > > \*\*Brainiac4 \*\* and **Dangerosa** are married have (a) kid(s). Details are hazy as some of **Dangerosa’s** posts would lead me to think they had no kids, but Brainiac sometimes has to “go be a dad” while playing CoH. > > **CandidGamera** really knows his comics. > > That’s all off the top of my head. Yay! I got mentioned! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/117 "2004-07-12T19:12:28Z")
I wish to remain anonymous 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/118 "2004-07-12T19:45:06Z")
Gee whiz, it’s High School all over again . . . . . . I’ll just be standing over here in the corner . . . all alone. . . ☹ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/119 "2004-07-12T19:45:19Z")
Okay, I’ll bite. What does the SDMB know about me? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/120 "2004-07-12T19:51:27Z")
> [@The Man With The Golden Gun](#): > > Okay, I’ll bite. > > What does the SDMB know about me? Your last name is Scaramanga, you live in a secret lair off the coast of mainland China with Maud Adams, and you look like Saruman from LOTR. Oh, not _that_ **TMWTGG** … 😉😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=7)