# Dopers keeping tabs on other Dopers... The DopeFiles.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 8, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176 "2004-07-08T21:48:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/141 "2004-07-13T00:53:05Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> **DancesWithCats** Is a firefighter.

Hey, I didn’t know that.  
\*::: makes a note and files it away in my secret Doper File Cabinet ::: \* 😉  
My husband is a volunteer firefighter. And I’m wearing one of his new station shirts right now. Tanker 38. I’m gonna sleep in it tonight.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/142 "2004-07-13T01:05:44Z")

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> [@fishbicycle](#):
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> Boy, this _is_ like high school!
> 
> …wanders past the people making out in the corner, steps over the keg and heads over to the stereo to see what records you guys have in your collections…

Don’t worry, you’re on my list.  
You are **all** on my list!  
MwahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha!

oh, wait.  
Wrong list. :smack:

: ahem :

Don’t worry, you’re on my list.  
**Most** of you are on my list!  
MwahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha!  
😃

(I’m doing my whole harem and that takes a long time! 😛 )

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/143 "2004-07-13T01:45:32Z")

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**Eve** use to work with Pwincess Pwecious, then moved on to Cell Phone Lady(Who reminds me of Judith on 3rd Rock from the Sun). Her neighbor, Wanda Sue is currently in jail or detox and when she became a war refugee September 11th, 2001, she zipped into a doorway to change into a fresh pair of panty hose.

**Cartooniverse** did not need to change his pantyhose September 11th, he charged right into the thick of things as he is a Liscenced Paramedic and gave one hellova first hand account of that horrible day. He also recently covered President Reagan’s funeral with his camera crew, where he went for a record of 11 hours without peeing and he refused to do ‘little rabbit foo foo’ fingers infront of the camera.

**Cecil Adams** is married to Mrs. Adams and is all knowing.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/144 "2004-07-13T02:10:51Z")

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Well, I guess I should offer myself up as a sacrifice.

What have y’all got on me?  
😛

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/145 "2004-07-13T02:37:31Z")

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> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#):
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> For instance, **TeaElle** , you were once **tlw** , who lived in BTB, BPC, NYC. I got the BPC (Battery Park City, no?), but I never got the BTB. You’re a lawyer, right?

BTB = Big Tall Building. And yes, you’re otherwise 100% correct.

I do bake and go to church. Gold star for **Monstro**.

I don’t know anything about anyone that hasn’t already been mentioned. But I’m surprised that no one knows anything else about me. I guess I need to hang in MPSIMS more?

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/146 "2004-07-13T02:56:04Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Well, I guess I should offer myself up as a sacrifice.
> 
> What have y’all got on me?  
> 😛

You had a kidney stone in '88. That hurt worse than the gall stones you had last year that led to a gall bladder removal. You’re a Republican, you believe movie stars and sports stars are grossly overpaid, and you believe anyone anywhere anytime has the right to terminate their own life.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/147 "2004-07-13T02:58:27Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> You had a kidney stone in '88. That hurt worse than the gall stones you had last year that led to a gall bladder removal. You’re a Republican, you believe movie stars and sports stars are grossly overpaid, and you believe anyone anywhere anytime has the right to terminate their own life.

Rufus, I thank you. I didn’t think anyone ever read my posts except in the Pit 😃

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/148 "2004-07-13T03:03:58Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Innocuous – but you’re Jewish, and had (have?) a chance to go to Israel this summer as some kind of heritage-return thing; you’re early- to mid-20s, so this is the last year you’re young enough for this program.

Close enough, I got back in mid-June. But _that’s_ only the most recent stuff I’ve posted in MPSIMS… 🙂

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/149 "2004-07-13T03:14:40Z")

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> [@SolGrundy](#):
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> **NoClueBoy** and **Otto** made the 2 funniest SDMB posts I’ve ever seen.

Wow! 🙂

I wonder what they were…?

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/150 "2004-07-13T03:42:03Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> Trick Magnet Valerie Silk?
> 
> (okay, I had to look that one up)

Close but no cigar. I was for a glorious shining moment the Queen of Skankified Sluttiness. :bows:

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**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/151 "2004-07-13T03:48:55Z")

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I knew it - this IS just like high school, and I am safely inconspicuous in my little corner.

AKA the pitiful whine for attention which occasionally arose from my little corner in high school. And if you ignore me again, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll go read a book!! So there!

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/152 "2004-07-13T03:53:39Z")

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Hey, **Sinshine** , nobody’s mentioned me either, but you don’t see me all crying out for attention. . . . .much. . . well, maybe a just a little. Maybe even a more than a little 😉

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/153 "2004-07-13T03:55:37Z")

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I do know a fair amount about our beloved **Flami** , but I’m not sure how much of it she wants exposed in this thread.

Sorry, I forgot to put that in my last post.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/154 "2004-07-13T04:06:30Z")

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Come, join us in the kitchen. We have beer, we have cool people to talk to. We don’t need the popular kids to pay attention to us! **JimSox5, Sinshine** - c’mon in! Have you met **Garius**? **Chastain86**? 😃

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**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/155 "2004-07-13T04:08:49Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Come, join us in the kitchen. We have beer, we have cool people to talk to. We don’t need the popular kids to pay attention to us! **JimSox5, Sinshine** - c’mon in! Have you met **Garius**? **Chastain86**? 😃

Can I join you?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/156 "2004-07-13T04:19:43Z")

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I’ll get the Straight Dope on youse guys yet!

Especially you! **Garius the Brit** pub basher!

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/157 "2004-07-13T04:29:38Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Wow! 🙂
> 
> I wonder what they were…?

Yours was [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4433021&postcount=19).  
**Otto** ’s was [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2977897&postcount=63).

Hey, I never said I had a particularly _high-brow_ sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/158 "2004-07-13T06:35:31Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> **Off The Top Of My Head**  
> **picunurse** is a retired nurse who did her 30 years in peds, and now enjoys bunjee jumping, naked sky diving, and cross stitching. Ok, I made up all three.  
> \<snip\>

But you got 3 1/2 wrong. I worked peds critical care for 13 years. Prior to that it was adult trauma/critical care, dialysis, bone marrow transplant and endrocrinology. Oh, it was 39 years.

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**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/159 "2004-07-13T07:41:49Z")

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> [@Stuffy](#):
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> **monstro** is a scientist of some sort

She’s an estuarine ecologist. Something I only know because I remember thinking how unlikely it was that there was another one on the board.

> [@](#):
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> works with mostly men

Perhaps. The real question is, does she work with a group of people in which more than half are men? Or does she work with people who are each individually slightly more than 50% man?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/160 "2004-07-13T07:46:29Z")

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_whew!_

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