# Dopers keeping tabs on other Dopers... The DopeFiles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176 "2004-07-08T21:48:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/161 "2004-07-13T07:56:07Z")
Ooh! Ooh! Do me next! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/162 "2004-07-13T13:15:42Z")
> [@](#): > > But you got 3 1/2 wrong. I worked peds critical care for 13 years. Prior to that it was adult trauma/critical care, dialysis, bone marrow transplant and endrocrinology. Oh, it was 39 years. Picunurse wore white shoes for 39 years. ( I feel like John Edwards.) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/163 "2004-07-13T13:21:40Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > (I’m doing my whole harem and that takes a long time! 😛 ) :: highly immature snicker :: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/164 "2004-07-13T13:31:07Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest **Kalhoun** was previously married to a man much older than her, but that didn’t work out, married now for…almost twenty years(?), one son ( I think) her inlaws are really big into graveside funeral crying rituals and she is a secret Ninja master on the side. [/QUOTE] Sorta accurate. I’m actually married to the Old Guy now (only 11 years older…and I’ll never let him forget it!), and lived in sin with a now-dead jerk-off who gave me my son. Me and Old Guy have been together 18 years, but married 7.5. You’re dead right (heh…I crack myself up) about my graveside junkie in-laws. They also built a shrine to FIL in MIL’s house (FIL’s old office). And yes, I’m a Ninja Master, specializing in the Evil Stink Eye and Attack Sounds. As for Shirley, I know that her family has suffered heinous illness and loss, and yet she is still one of the funniest people on the boards. She’s got some kids and a great husband, and she leans toward the conservative side. Her mom is still alive, but pretty old. And I think she lives in the 'burbs. Oh…and the only reason we haven’t gone out drinking is because we’d probably get thrown out of every place we’d go. And we don’t live anywhere near each other. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/165 "2004-07-13T14:01:30Z")
I think the funniest post by NoClueBoy was [this one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4957087) ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/166 "2004-07-13T14:31:46Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Ooh! Ooh! Do me next! You hate most food, including popcorn. Also, you think weddings suck. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/167 "2004-07-13T14:40:50Z")
> [@Stuffy](#): > > monstro is a scientist of some sort, works with mostly men, and was raised in Atlanta. Everything correct except for working mostly with men. There are more females in the lab than guys. New revelations… **wevets** is a west coast estuarine ecologist. She/He worked/works with infauna. **pizzabrat** is a gay black guy. **Sampiro** is an college instructor in Georgia who is also gay. **Lefthand of Dorkness** used to be named DanielWithrow. On the feminimity-masculinity spectrum, he considers himself to be smack dab in the middle. **NinjaChick** just graduated from high school and currently works at Subway. She is a lesbian and an expert in the martial arts. She lives in southern New Jersey (Cherry Hill comes to mind). She was considering going to Earlham University. **mhendo** is in graduate school. **Liberal** has Native American heritage. **World Eater** once had to turn off the gas for some Orthodox Jews. **CrazyCatLady** is from the South. She works at a animal hospital. She does not like when people assume she goes by **DoctorJ’s** last name. **catsix** is not a “girly girl”. She has guns and works as an engineer. She does not have bad menstrual symptoms, and does not have patience for people who complain about theirs. **gobear** is from the South and is descended from slaveowners. The crystal ball is getting cloudy now. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/168 "2004-07-13T16:22:34Z")
This is for the cool kids in the kitchen: **Sinshine** -Not a fan of clowns. Or mimes. Has an indoor cat. Naturally monogamous. Has red hair. Woman. Used to work at the Best Western Chateau Granville. Is beautiful. **JimSox5** -Real name is Aaron. Has been umpiring little league for four years. Had (or maybe still has) a great Beatle haircut. **silenus** -Has a dehydrator. Enjoys Pilsner Urquell. Has read a lot of Tim Dorsey novels. Saved $4 buying a money order at the liquor store instead of the bank. His wallet is black nylon with velcro. **Garius** -Works with a rich brat who thinks he’s ‘ghetto’. Regularly hangs out at Forbidden Planet on Shaftesbury Avenue. Loves London. Footie fan. **Chastain86** -SD Brat Packer(yay!). St. Louis Cards fan. Is fond of the euphemism ‘dropping a deuce’. **Genghis Bob** -Lived in Detroit and the Detroit area for 30 years. Thinks Judge Judy is a moron. He wants a Mini Cooper. **Larry Mudd** -Knows someone who’s not afraid to expel gas in public. Loudly. From either end. Has a brother-in-law that worked at a ketchup plant. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/169 "2004-07-13T16:39:04Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > (I’m doing my whole harem and that takes a long time!) Well, damn . . . you can start over here in the kitchen, darlin’ . . . ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/170 "2004-07-13T17:01:45Z")
> [@Genghis Bob](#): > > Well, damn . . . you can start over here in the kitchen, darlin’ . . . Wait your turn. I’m comin’ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/171 "2004-07-13T17:38:48Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Wait your turn. > I’m comin’ 😃 \ . . . Indeed . . . \ . . . :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/172 "2004-07-13T19:45:28Z")
I know what **silenus** wants for Christmas: an 18"DHIBJD ! ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/173 "2004-07-13T20:19:49Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **Cartooniverse** did not need to change his pantyhose September 11th, he charged right into the thick of things as he is a Liscenced Paramedic and gave one hellova first hand account of that horrible day. He also recently covered President Reagan’s funeral with his camera crew, where he went for a record of 11 hours without peeing and he refused to do ‘little rabbit foo foo’ fingers infront of the camera. \*little bunny foo foo Sorry, that REALLY bothered me. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/174 "2004-07-13T20:28:54Z")
This thread is getting creepy. I’m torn between going back to lurking or starting a file of my own. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/175 "2004-07-13T21:00:13Z")
Well, since you raided the kitchen, yes, **Rufus** the hair is still here. I’ll get more comparisons to Paul McCartney yet 😉 Also, this seems to be the place to ask, **Flami** , whatever happened with that guy you were talking to? No, not me, the other one 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/176 "2004-07-13T21:27:46Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I know what **silenus** wants for Christmas: an 18"DHIBJD ! I thought Joss Whedon had won his suit against Surreal Doll company, preventing them from making or selling the proposed 18 inch deluxe-high- intensity-blow-job statues? I was very upset over it. Sure, it’s copyright infringement (and DHIBJ-Dn was sick. Dawn is underage!). But, the quality of the sculpting and materials was excellent. Have they reached some compromise allowing the sale of DHIBJ-Drusila? What about DHIJB-S? I remember hearing that James Marsters was fine with that. Frankly, the officially licensed Buffy busts are just not quality merchandise, nor do they feel real (Including retractable fangs in some of the Surreal Doll busts), nor do the officially licensed models include a heating system to warm them to body temperature. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/177 "2004-07-13T21:37:08Z")
> [@Sinshine](#): > > I knew it - this IS just like high school, and I am safely inconspicuous in my little corner. > > AKA the pitiful whine for attention which occasionally arose from my little corner in high school. And if you ignore me again, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll go read a book!! So there! > [@JimSox5](#): > > Hey, **Sinshine** , nobody’s mentioned me either, but you don’t see me all crying out for attention. . . . .much. . . well, maybe a just a little. Maybe even a more than a little 😉 Hey!! Both of you quit whining! I’ve had only one or two passing mentions of me, and they were all references to one recent story. …And this is _my_ thread!! Like High School, you say? I can understand why you geeks werent mentioned. But I was captain of the football team!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/178 "2004-07-13T22:37:11Z")
> [@](#): > > As for Shirley, I know that her family has suffered heinous illness and loss, and yet she is still one of the funniest people on the boards. She’s got some kids and a great husband, and she leans toward the conservative side. Her mom is still alive, but pretty old. And I think she lives in the 'burbs. Wow. Who needs an on line blog, when I can spew my pathetic little life here and see who pays attention. I live outta the burbs. In the sticks. Waiting for the big bad wolf. Ha! I slay myself. every time I shave my legs. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/179 "2004-07-13T22:39:16Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Like High School, you say? > I can understand why you geeks werent mentioned. But I was captain of the football team!! 😛 Yeah i remember you mate - the jock who had bad breath, talked too loudly and thought he was all that. all the cheerleaders used to laugh about you behind your back boss… 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176/180 "2004-07-13T23:21:22Z")
**garius** talks funny because he’s British. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-keeping-tabs-on-other-dopers-the-dopefiles/254176.md?page=10)