# Dopers' responses to news of celebrity deaths

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 23, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082 "2013-05-23T02:38:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/21 "2013-05-23T16:15:39Z")

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[**Eddie Albert**](http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/images/Anim_Homepage.gif) - He bought the farm.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/22 "2013-05-23T17:32:37Z")

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90’s SNL Edition:

David Spade - Bu-bye.  
Dennis Miller - That’s the news and I am outta here.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/23 "2013-05-23T17:44:22Z")

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**Taylor Swift** - She’s never ever, ever going to have another hit single.

**Lady Gaga** : She’d dead this way.

**Kristen Stewart** : It’s past Twilight.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/24 "2013-05-23T18:15:44Z")

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**Douglas MacArthur:** I shall _not_ return!

**David Clayton-Thomas** (Blood, Sweat & Tears frontman): And Then I Died

\*\*Paul McCartney: \*\*the “Paul Is Dead” rumors are finally true.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/25 "2013-05-23T18:16:50Z")

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**Cormac McCarthy** - All the Pretty Hearses

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/26 "2013-05-23T18:19:29Z")

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Iggy Dropped

edit: Iggy Pop

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/27 "2013-05-23T20:48:30Z")

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**Derrick Rose** : He TOLD You He Was Seriously Injured!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-responses-to-news-of-celebrity-deaths/659082/28 "2013-05-24T02:21:58Z")

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Brian Johnson (AC/DC) died in a endless overnight earthquake from Mother Nature.

Joe Elliot (Def Leppard) drowned to death in Maple Syrup.

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