# Dopers who could be siblings based on their screen names.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150 "2005-12-05T08:16:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/181 "2006-04-29T04:36:05Z")

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Me and **Mac Tech**.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/182 "2006-04-29T05:41:32Z")

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Don’t hit me for revivifying the thread, I didn’t notice it before…

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/183 "2006-04-29T06:57:03Z")

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> [@Polycarp](#):
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> **Anastaseon** and  
> **Hilarity N. Suze** 😉

I only just saw this. Very clever. 😛

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**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/184 "2006-04-29T11:26:25Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> I only just saw this. Very clever. 😛

As a latecomer I claim CynicalGabe!

That is, if a newbie with less than 250 posts under her belt can claim a '99er (CynicalGabe, are you a '99er)? with nearly 5,000.

My word, CynicalGabe has posted more posts than I have done autopsies.

And don’t even get me started on Twickster.

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/185 "2006-04-29T11:49:49Z")

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I never saw this thread before, but I have to ask…

> [@Exgineer](#):
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> **Barbarian** and **Iteki**

Huh? Me and **Hentor the Barbarian** I could see, but Iteki? That Japanese for hairy guy or something?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/186 "2006-04-29T13:34:22Z")

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Well, there is (or at least was) a **zeldarae** who responded to one of my threads and asked me if we were kin in the sense that our user names may have come from similar sources. Hers (I think she’s a she) came from the fusion of two relatives’ names whereas mine came from a character I made up in a little story I wrote for a joke. Dan Aykroyd’s Conehead character had a similar name or else the Coneheads came from a planet with that name. I forget which. Wasn’t Remulac the planet? (It doesn’t even matter – I’m just trying to say that **zeldarae** and I may be related by way of different mothers in different states.)

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/187 "2006-04-29T15:40:03Z")

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I like to think of **NorthernPiper** as my board-brother.

> [@Barbarian](#):
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> I never saw this thread before, but I have to ask…
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> Huh? Me and **Hentor the Barbarian** I could see, but Iteki? That Japanese for hairy guy or something?

I think you’re the only non-hairy Barbarian I’ve ever met.

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**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/188 "2006-04-30T00:14:46Z")

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Ah, I’ll take GO YOU BIG RED FIRE ENGINE, and RTFirefly can be the driver. I be the Supervisor. 10-4?

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/189 "2006-04-30T00:53:20Z")

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There’s a poster here named **Fish** , but I don’t see any other reference to a bicycle in a username.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/190 "2006-04-30T01:00:34Z")

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> [@UncleRojelio](#):
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> **AuntiePam** and **AuntPam** also give me a double take because I actually have and Aunt Pam.

And we’re **all** keeping an eye on you, fella!

I’ve been known to confuse **Ukulele Ike** and **Eutychus** , for no good reason, except they’re both very smart and know all about books.

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/191 "2006-05-01T03:06:58Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> I think you’re the only non-hairy Barbarian I’ve ever met.

The top of my head doesn’t count 😉

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/192 "2006-05-01T03:18:13Z")

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Have I been claimed yet?

I feel so…objectified. It’s a recent trend, these days…

I can’t find anything fun on the search. Perhaps my mind just isn’t as open as it should/could be.  
Am I all solitary and such ovah heah?

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/193 "2006-05-01T04:13:24Z")

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I think a search for my siblings, meaning the brotherhood of men, would bring the board to a grinding halt.

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**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/194 "2006-05-01T05:14:10Z")

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As **Malacandra** pointed out, I’m part of the C.S. Lewis family, with **Reepicheep** and **Aslan** ; but given my current and previous screen names, I’ve always considered myself more of a member of the Cat family, which–considering it must include all cats, kittens, lions, tigers, leopards, etc.–must be far too numerous to list. Now if I can just keep the in-laws on good terms with each other…

– **Not A Tame Lion,** the erstwhile **malchats**

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**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/195 "2006-05-01T05:49:45Z")

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I found some thirds and some warnings, but nobody who actually seems to post, so I guess I’m all alone, too. Maybe we can set up an orphan’s table somewhere? I’m willing to adopt some siblings.  
I’m a lonely little Petunia  
in an onion patch.  
Won’t you come and play with me?

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**Author:** ![What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3bc359/32.png) [@What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_s_That_Smell)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/196 "2006-05-01T06:22:07Z")

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> [@Dung Beetle](#):
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> **Dung Beetle** , **Guano Lad** , and **Cow Patty**. Triplets you don’t want to mess with!

Aha! **now** I know what it is!

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**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/197 "2006-05-01T09:33:52Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Have I been claimed yet?
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> I feel so…objectified. It’s a recent trend, these days…
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> I can’t find anything fun on the search. Perhaps my mind just isn’t as open as it should/could be.  
> Am I all solitary and such ovah heah?

After an exhaustive geneological search, I have uncovered this distant relative:  
\*\* pretend my name is witty \*\*

I found many folks with “unique” in their names, which could qualify them as your evil twin.

I adore your name and enjoy reading your posts. I most certainly couldn’t have you feeling alone in this world.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/198 "2006-05-01T11:20:16Z")

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> [@Auntbeast](#):
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> After an exhaustive geneological search, I have uncovered this distant relative:  
> \*\* pretend my name is witty \*\*
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> I found many folks with “unique” in their names, which could qualify them as your evil twin.
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> I adore your name and enjoy reading your posts. I most certainly couldn’t have you feeling alone in this world.

Aw…that’s right. I forgot all about my beloved sibling. Thanks for digging through the annals (_snerk_) of time. I’m sans goatee, so I’m definitely not the evil one, which increases \*\*pretend my name is witty’\*\*s Evil Quotient (EQ) by at least a baker’s dozen.

And stop inflating my ego!

…don’t listen to him!..thanks for the compliment

Shut up, you. Back in the box.

what?

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**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/199 "2006-05-01T13:16:03Z")

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I’m a little nervous… three days after I joined, a guest signed up with the name “Fetch” - which is what I am usually called when I’ve been on a board for a while…

Did I sign up twice and forget? Am I two of me??? The possibilities are endless… There’s a dudafetch, too - no worries that there is any relation there!

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/200 "2006-05-01T13:53:32Z")

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> [@Hung Mung](#):
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> Hmm…the closest I can find is **The Chao Goes Mu**.

Brother! The _closest_? I’m hurt. Let’s not forget our very own **Erislover** as a member of our Cabal.

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