# Dopers who could be siblings based on their screen names.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150 "2005-12-05T08:16:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/101 "2005-12-06T15:46:11Z")

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> [@Nature's Call](#):
>
> Meet:  
> [Bovril](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [bovary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [bovinespy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [Bivg](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [Biva](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [jackbivouac](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

Out of those, only **Biva** is an active member (and just a guess, at that), and that is _barely_ a match.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/102 "2005-12-06T15:46:22Z")

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> [@Nature's Call](#):
>
> Meet:  
> [Bovril](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [bovary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [bovinespy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [Bivg](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [Biva](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)  
> [jackbivouac](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

Out of those, only **Biva** is an active member (and just a guest, at that), and that is _barely_ a match.

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/103 "2005-12-06T15:47:55Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> Just out of curiosity, how are you guys searching the members to find these names?

[Here is one way to do it.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6866963&postcount=41)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/104 "2005-12-06T15:57:32Z")

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oooh! there are a lot of “any”'s also

> [@](#):
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> karlandtanya or Martini Anyone? or GuanYu or banyan or anyi or Many Crows or MeeshkaAnya or heytiffany or Jermany or Jermany C or beany or dizzy\_tiffany or Anya or anya marie or Ironbar Canyon or suranyi or gcanyon or brittany or tiffanydurwar or Bethany or jennanyc or Vanya or JustAskAnyone or bluemeany or vanyelgh or Misery’s Company or 2manyusernames or Vanyel or Has anyone seen my pants? or anyrae or Zanyl Quth or Canyon Surfer or nittanylion119 or andybotany or gotanymilkhhh or tanyasimmone or Epiphanymine or spudmanyeah or manyolkars or Anyonghaseyo or Anyanka or \*\*Anymouse \*\* or eveanyn or MDanyse or fanyu or Steve Salhany or On Company Time or kdeanya or zany280 or meanyblue or anyelamaria or brittany666 or toomanyquestions or caitanya or Tiffany or Anya\_Mishima or Yanyi or \*\*Anyname \*\* or Grapevine Canyoneer or BadCompany or epiphany or anyrose or arishmanyc or aanysmaushe or bethany1906 or panyc@pacific.net.sg or suristany or lanyue or \*\*anymore \*\* or zanyrainygrrl or canyonoak or SirAfanynn or anywho111 or crowmanyclouds or Uncle Vanya or [manyhp@gci.net](mailto:manyhp@gci.net) or mkihanya or tanyapr or canyonman

I bolded my favorites - now, where are \*these \* people?

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/105 "2005-12-06T16:12:03Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> Out of those, only **Biva** is an active member (and just a guest, at that), and that is _barely_ a match.

picky, picky, picky 😃

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/106 "2005-12-06T16:17:14Z")

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In addition to me, there briefly used to be a **Rufus T. Firefly** , but he didn’t re-up in the pay-to-play era. Then there’s **Exapno Mapcase** , Harpo’s reading of the Cyrillic transliteration of his name. For Chico, we’ll make do with that famous Chico line from _Cocoanuts_, **Why A Duck?** Finally, for the fourth Marx Brother, there’s **Zappo** , a longtime poster here who let his membership lapse.

**Eve** can certainly be considered part of the family when she’s doing her Margaret Dumont impersonation.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/107 "2005-12-06T16:24:56Z")

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The Max Family is large indeed:

MaxCat  
Max Torque  
MaxDoubt  
ubermax  
Max the Immortal  
TMax  
MadMax  
Squire Max  
Ambumax  
The-Maxx  
mighty\_maxx  
MaxTheVool  
Maxxxie  
maxxumuser  
madmax30nova  
Canis\_Maximus  
MAXIMUMSTRENT1  
Volutus Maximus  
Max Carnage  
SavMax  
blak\_maxx  
Max\_Castle  
Insane Max  
Max xiao  
tigandmax  
gluteus maximus  
Maximum Blob  
maxine  
DivMax  
Max Walrus  
MaxVT  
madmax3451  
PiscesMax17  
daddymax

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/108 "2005-12-06T16:29:12Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
>
> I think I’m an only sibling. _sniff_

Given the way the Greek gods catted around, we are probably related in **some** fashion! Besides, people who worship my boss usually then make a plea to you, especially around Closing Time. 😃

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/109 "2005-12-06T16:38:49Z")

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IfyaknowwhatImean, and I’m sure you do:

**Bernard Marx** , **MarxMan** , **marxlenin** , **karl\_skid\_marx** , **madmarx** , **alimarx** , and **Skid Marx**.

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/110 "2005-12-06T16:50:56Z")

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**Sofa King** seems like the closest. Also there is just plain **Avenger**.

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/111 "2005-12-06T17:04:39Z")

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Checking in for the **geek** family.

We gots:

```auto

Hick Geek Little_Geek gaygothgeek gEEk   
geekgirl Unix Geek Rushgeekgirl geeky 
geekgurl 3waygeek beergeek279 foodgeek             
not a geek engineer_comp_geek geekbooks hammergeek
NetGeek11 Rushgeek geekstinkbreath computergeek
Some Random Geek A Random Geek geek123 Jerry the Geek
LVgeogeek deafgeek geekaroo Paper Geek
Lit Geek girlgeek Jon the Geek geezergeek
TimToyGeek Ubergeek FilmGeek law geek
massspecgeek bandgeeksrock Mr. Geekman ToyGeekTim
SteelGeek fatgeek69 GTgeek professionalGeek
rengeek longtimegeek TVGeek irongeek
geekusmaximus Gene the Geek WeatherGeek68 geek085
JustAnotherGeek webgeekstress BiggusGeekus

```

(Somehow, I thought a code box appropriate for the family portrait.) 😃

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/112 "2005-12-06T17:08:58Z")

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> [@Atheist Princess](#):
>
> But I’ll still be Kythereia’s adopted sibling 😃

Done! Now we really _have_ to go shopping, Athena’s just woven the most _darling_ new set of robes–we’ll stop by Mount Olympus for a cup of nectar on the way back…

> [@Noone Special](#):
>
> Users with “Aphrodite” in theis names:  
> **mightyaphrodite** or **APHRODITE** or **dancingaphrodite**
> 
> And you have some foreign relatives, too…  
> Users with “Venus” in their names (edited for relevance):  
> **Venus** or **childofvenus** or **VenusGirlTrap** or **VenusGirl** or **venus13** or **Venus, Goddess of Love**
> 
> … You are not alone 🙂

Ha! Minions, all of them! No, no, I need a _real_ family… _sigh_

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/113 "2005-12-06T17:50:51Z")

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> [@Madd Maxx](#):
>
> The Max Family is large indeed:
> 
> MaxCat  
> Max Torque  
> MaxDoubt  
> ubermax  
> Max the Immortal  
> TMax  
> MadMax  
> Squire Max  
> Ambumax  
> The-Maxx  
> mighty\_maxx  
> MaxTheVool  
> Maxxxie  
> maxxumuser  
> madmax30nova  
> Canis\_Maximus  
> MAXIMUMSTRENT1  
> Volutus Maximus  
> Max Carnage  
> SavMax  
> blak\_maxx  
> Max\_Castle  
> Insane Max  
> Max xiao  
> tigandmax  
> gluteus maximus  
> Maximum Blob  
> maxine  
> DivMax  
> Max Walrus  
> MaxVT  
> madmax3451  
> PiscesMax17  
> daddymax

I can’t believe there is no Max Power in that list…

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/114 "2005-12-06T18:02:14Z")

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> [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](#):
>
> I can’t believe there is no Max Power in that list…

There might have been, as I selectivly edited out some of the names that had “max” in them but not Max Something or Something Max. I left gluteus maximus in there because it made me giggle. It’s my family damnit, I’ll edit it how I want. Plus, I’m at work and, uh, I’m busy.

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/115 "2005-12-06T18:31:23Z")

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> [@Madd Maxx](#):
>
> There might have been, as I selectivly edited out some of the names that had “max” in them but not Max Something or Something Max. I left gluteus maximus in there because it made me giggle. It’s my family damnit, I’ll edit it how I want. Plus, I’m at work and, uh, I’m busy.

Listen Mr., leaving out Max Power is just something that is not done. I know it’s your family, but why in the world would you not want Max Power in your family? Don’t you know you don’t snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G’s!

I guess I can let it slide this time, but next time, I’m really going to write a scathing post about your lack of dedication to “Max” name. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/116 "2005-12-06T18:39:50Z")

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huh… people doing big ugly searches like this might have something to do with the board slowdowns of late… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Verminary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/71e660/32.png) [@Verminary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verminary)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/117 "2005-12-06T23:21:56Z")

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I was going to say that **Verminous** and I are probably in the same phylum, but then I spotted **vermintoad**. :smack: I suppose the closest we’ll get now is Chordata.

There’s always one black sheep in the family, isn’t there?

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**Author:** ![Aragowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/da6949/32.png) [@Aragowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aragowyn)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/118 "2005-12-07T01:02:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]  
I tend to get **manduck** confused with **mangeorge**

Actually, I always thought **mangeorge** and **mangetout** were identical twins, but maybe together with **manduck** we have triplets.

I think [Aragon Sherman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=55378) might be my bro. I thought we had gazillions of LOTR fans but I can’t find my parents, Aragorn and Eowyn. Unless maybe [my mom married **QtM**?!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=19397)

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/119 "2005-12-07T01:45:26Z")

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I think I’m alone. Crap.

E.

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-could-be-siblings-based-on-their-screen-names/334150/120 "2005-12-07T01:54:51Z")

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> [@Elza B](#):
>
> I think I’m alone. Crap.

**[Eliza D](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)**  
**[Elizabeth B](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)**

Take your pick.

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