# Dopers who would make good fictional characters **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317 "2004-07-03T02:27:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/1 "2004-07-03T02:27:29Z")
Like say… **Carnivorousplant** as Lt. John McClain **Lobsang** as Roy Batty **vanilla** as Jessica Rabbit ( or Boba Phet ) **Tars Tarkas** as Tars Tarkas **Siege** as Lady MacBeth **NoClueBoy** as Al Bundy Give reasons, or not. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/2 "2004-07-03T02:37:12Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > **Lobsang** as Roy Batty Of Blade Runner? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/3 "2004-07-03T08:09:28Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Of Blade Runner? 🙂 Or _Last of the Summer Wine_? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/4 "2004-07-03T12:56:17Z")
“That’s the spirit!” ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/5 "2004-07-03T16:22:43Z")
> [@qts](#): > > Or _Last of the Summer Wine_? That’s _Nora_ Batty. All these moments will be lost in time… like… tears… in rain. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/6 "2004-07-07T00:32:15Z")
I think this thread deserves more than the response it has recieved so bump is what I am doing to it, ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/7 "2004-07-07T01:59:50Z")
For the first time as a doper, I yell out DO ME! Make me a character. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/8 "2004-07-07T02:17:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Make me a character. If you are not already a character, your are probably not yet a Doper. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/9 "2004-07-07T03:10:04Z")
I think **Misstee** would make a good Inga. FF: Well, dear, are you ready? Inga: Yes, Doctor. FF: Elevate me. Inga: Now? Right here? FF: Yes, yes, raise the platform. Inga: Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah… yes. **Tomndebb** would, of course, be Tom Servo. **Chronos** is Chris Knight. “How’s it feel to be frozen!” **Tracer** as Tracer Bullet. **Fenris** is Jonathon Hoag. **Polycarp** would have to be Piggy. “We did it just like the gr’umps. Why didn’t it work?” **Alice in Wonderland** would make a good Dorothy. “There’s no place like home…” Request or do one. It’s fun! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/10 "2004-07-07T03:12:33Z")
Oh! I missed **qts**. Let’s make him Don Quixote ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/11 "2004-07-07T03:15:48Z")
Ahm…anyone? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/12 "2004-07-07T03:29:34Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > Ahm…anyone? 😃 Puck How obvious was that? If anyone wants to redo any I’ve already done, that’s cool, too. {I steps out o’ me thread for a while, yar…} ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/13 "2004-07-07T04:03:22Z")
\*\*Eve[/ b] is Mrs. Rittenhouse. **Lieu** is the " Alms for an Ex-leper" guy. I don’t know why. **RT FIREFLY** is Rufus T Firefly. (that’s a no-brainer.) **Iampunha** is …Jack from Titanic…naked on the bow of the ship 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/14 "2004-07-07T04:17:39Z")
Ooooh! My muse for this thread! **Shirley Ujest** must be Josephine March. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/15 "2004-07-07T16:01:05Z")
**lieu** is definately being played by Bruce Willis, like his Pulp Fiction character. **Polycarp** Always seems a little bit like Clint Eastwood’s Pale Rider character (the onr who was a preacher and gun-slinger) **Liberal** Is probably Dr Jekhyl and Mr Hyde 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/16 "2004-07-07T16:20:58Z")
**Bippy the Beardless** is Jack Sparrow in his later years. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/17 "2004-07-07T16:37:18Z")
Do I have an identity? Am I …Somebody? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/18 "2004-07-07T16:39:30Z")
I always picture **Eve** as the Mrs. Drysdale type, myself, seeing as how that’s how she refers to herself from time to time… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-who-would-make-good-fictional-characters/253317/19 "2004-07-07T17:21:33Z")
**Nametag** obviously is Leonard Shelby from _Memento_.