# Dopers you really wish you could put a face to...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 6, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478 "2009-05-06T00:20:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/1 "2009-05-06T00:20:00Z")

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I would seriously pay money to see a picture of **Diogenes**. Being that he’s so contentious (and I don’t mean that as an insult) and politically opposite me on various issues, I wind up clashing with him a lot on this board, and he’s one of the Dopers here who I think has the most distinct personality that comes across in his writing. I have a very strong desire to link a face with this voice; I do in all cases. I also really want to see what **Der Trihs** looks like. I almost wish there was some kind of mandatory requirement that you post a photograph of your face in the profile or something, to be on this board. (I know it couldn’t be enforced - you could always use someone else’s picture - but I think most people would be honest about it.) It drives me crazy to feel like I “know” the posters here, especially the ones who I either wind up arguing with or strongly agreeing with, and yet not have a face to place with their name.

Does anyone else feel this way, or are there people who prefer the anonymity of text based conversations?

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/2 "2009-05-06T00:36:13Z")

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I’d like to see pictures of quite a few of our posters; I second the idea of having them in their profiles. It is just too hard to wade through the various photograph threads we’ve had.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/3 "2009-05-06T00:46:18Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> I’d like to see pictures of quite a few of our posters; I second the idea of having them in their profiles.

[Good news!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=492821)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/4 "2009-05-06T00:47:32Z")

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I’m guessing putting a profile pic up is a paid option, 'cause I’m not seeing it in my control panel.

As to the OP, there are a few, but I’d feel weird singling them out.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/5 "2009-05-06T01:49:02Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> [Good news!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=492821)

I missed that memo.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/6 "2009-05-06T01:52:32Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> I would seriously pay money to see a picture of **Diogenes**. Being that he’s so contentious (and I don’t mean that as an insult) and politically opposite me on various issues, I wind up clashing with him a lot on this board, and he’s one of the Dopers here who I think has the most distinct personality that comes across in his writing. I have a very strong desire to link a face with this voice; I do in all cases.

I think he has posted a pic in one of the photo threads. I think? Do a search.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/7 "2009-05-06T01:57:06Z")

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Already did; couldn’t find the man. All I found was a post by someone else wishing that they could see what he looked like.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/8 "2009-05-06T04:47:01Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> I missed that memo.

I did, too. But now [my favorite picture’s](http://www.lfexaminer.com/img_0322.jpg)in my profile.

Just in case anyone had an uncontrollable urge to see what I look like.

Hey! It could happen!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/9 "2009-05-06T04:54:12Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I did, too. But now [my favorite picture’s](http://www.lfexaminer.com/img_0322.jpg)in my profile.
> 
> Just in case anyone had an uncontrollable urge to see what I look like.
> 
> Hey! It could happen!

Holy shit, you’re Kari from MythBusters! Who’s you’re favorite, Jamie or Adam?  
😉

I know, I know… you’re really the dude.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/10 "2009-05-06T13:21:12Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Holy shit, you’re Kari from MythBusters! Who’s you’re favorite, Jamie or Adam?  
> 😉
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> I know, I know… you’re really the dude.

And she’s will Kenny Rogers!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/11 "2009-05-06T13:26:07Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> And she’s will Kenny Rogers!

I don’t think Will Rogers’s middle name was Kenny.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/12 "2009-05-06T13:33:05Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I did, too. But now [my favorite picture’s](http://www.lfexaminer.com/img_0322.jpg)in my profile.
> 
> Just in case anyone had an uncontrollable urge to see what I look like.
> 
> Hey! It could happen!

What’s that growth on Kari’s shoulder?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/13 "2009-05-06T14:10:03Z")

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Are we sure **commasense** is the chick?

For the record, I have always wondered what **Vinyl Turnip** looks like. Specifically, whether he’s human.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/14 "2009-05-06T14:35:39Z")

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Not that anyone was interested but I put my avatar in my profile. I use it on other boards, it was made for me by an online friend using my extremely old High School pic (sent to him by another online friend) and me telling him I looked like Michelle Pfeiffer. Needless to say it looks much better than I do IRL.

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**Author:** ![Cowboy8467](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Cowboy8467](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy8467)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/15 "2009-05-06T17:31:18Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> I think he has posted a pic in one of the photo threads. I think? Do a search.

I’m positive that **Dio** has posted a picture of himself because I remember being kind of like “aha!” when I saw it for the first time. I would go looking for it but the search engine is for shit. Keep digging and I’m sure it will come up .

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/16 "2009-05-06T17:37:18Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> For the record, I have always wondered what **Vinyl Turnip** looks like. Specifically, whether he’s human.

He [once was](http://picasaweb.google.com/vinylturnip/MyPictures?authkey=Gv1sRgCIbYtt3G0uWTMw&feat=directlink#5325813510540916418).

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/17 "2009-05-06T18:29:15Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> He [once was](http://picasaweb.google.com/vinylturnip/MyPictures?authkey=Gv1sRgCIbYtt3G0uWTMw&feat=directlink#5325813510540916418).

Aww, such a cute little turnip-head!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/18 "2009-05-06T18:52:16Z")

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Seriously… who knew?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/19 "2009-05-07T01:49:27Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Already did; couldn’t find the man. All I found was a post by someone else wishing that they could see what he looked like.

He has a picture of himself on the Domebo board.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-you-really-wish-you-could-put-a-face-to/495478/20 "2009-05-07T01:54:20Z")

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I searched for him there; couldn’t find him. Does he go by a different name there? Please halp.

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