# Dopers You'd Like to Meet **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 17, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800 "2003-11-17T23:25:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/81 "2003-11-19T06:49:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mirror Image egamI rorriM \* > **I’ve met Horseflesh. He is quite a character. And I love his kids.** Love you too, dear. 😉 \*_NoClueBoy_, you missed the KC dopefest because of a chronological blunder? For shame! You missed meeting a whopping 18 dopers that can make an Italian chef cry. You’re right about **Baker** ; class all the way. You haven’t lived until you’ve read her t-shirts and sampled the delicious desserts she can whip up. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/82 "2003-11-19T06:51:08Z")
:smack: Stupid coding monkey! Bad monkey! No banana for you! Where’s the Bad Monkey smiley when you need it? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/83 "2003-11-19T09:08:32Z")
I’d like to meet the various B.C. Dopers, all the Aussie/Kiwi dopers(especially Ice Wolf, she’s a great friend)… MrVisible(who’s another great friend), NoClueBoy, Mikie, Mirror Image egamI rroriM, Ryle Dup, Flam\_X, Bambi Haffensplaffer, Eutychus, Czarcasm, SPOOFE, Troy McClure SF, Aesiron, XWalrus2, iampunha, Scotticher, hyperjes, dredguy, Lisa Go Blind, matt\_mcl, Polycarp, Siege, fizzestothetop, Tuckerfan, Topaz, if you don’t know i won’t tell, Ginger of the North, Miss Magic 8ball, Dr. Matrix, Cajun Man, Una Persson, and garius. ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/84 "2003-11-19T10:47:22Z")
Yay! I finally got a mention!! Love ya, Lisa-go-blind! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/85 "2003-11-19T11:34:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tomndebb \* > \*\*Ooooh! Ooooh! Can I be [Elmer Layden](http://und.ocsn.com/trads/horse.html)? Huh? Can I? > > I’ll probably have to settle for _destruction_. \*\* Personally, I think tom should be one Horseman, and debb another. 😉 I mean, it’s not fair that they have to share a horsie. ---
**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/86 "2003-11-19T11:37:15Z")
Like everyone else my list has **Cecil Adams** and **Ed Zotti**. Also want to meet **xash** , **gouda** and **aasna** simply because they are all Indians and there are not many of us around here. **Wang Ka** and **lieu** ,cause they are really funny, **Q.E.D** cause he has so much knowledge to share. **Calm Kiwi** is top on the list.She is one of my bestest and oldest friends and the most lovely person on the face of the earth. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/87 "2003-11-19T11:48:53Z")
You might not realize it yet, but you all want to meet me. I’ll be at NYC Megadopefest - the one with the tiara. ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/88 "2003-11-19T11:53:53Z")
Number of replies = 86 Number of views = 1257 Number of people who opened this thread, hoping to see their name mentioned by someone else and went away disapointed = ~1170 😉 Grim ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/89 "2003-11-19T12:28:23Z")
The ones that come immediately to mind. Listed in no particular order: **NoClueBoy** , **Lobsang** , **lieu** , **Wang-Ka** , **Scylla** , **Rue DeDay** , and **Satisfying Andy Licious** - These guys never fail to bring a laugh, and they always do it with style. **EddyTeddyFreddy** , **BellaDellaItalia** , **SanguineSpider** , and **Blonde** - I’m just _dying_ (harr harr 😛 ) to meet these ladies. **Maureen** , **Davebear** , **Robot Arm** , **mipiace** , **Jaade** , **if6was9** , **SimpleDreamer** , **ShotgunZen** , **White Ink** , **tanookie** (and **Parallax** ), **dctaz** , **IvaHD** , **Salem** , **SoulFrost** , **Wyatt** , and **Maastricht** - The Legendary OMFG gang. (Yes, I hung out there too, get over it.) **AbbySthrnAccent** (and **EddyTeddyFreddy** too) for keeping the word games moving along. **Johnny L.A.** (soon to be **Johnny WA**? :D)- Got questions about motorcycles, planes, or helicopters? He’s got answers. And he just seems like a cool dude. **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** , **Lsura** , **jackelope** - Just because they’re other Tennessee Dopers I’ve seen posting a lot. **Coldfire** , **Xavier** , **gatopescado** , **utkik** , **maleinblack** , and **green\_bladder** - Fellow Formula 1 fans from whom I’ve seen knowledgable discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/90 "2003-11-19T13:57:18Z")
Eve said, “I’d kind of like to meet Kalhoun, because we seem to agree on almost everything; and Lekatt, because we seem to agree on absolutely nothing.” Ditto, Chicklette! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/91 "2003-11-19T14:59:29Z")
I have to say, in all humble honesty, there are scads of dopers I would like to meet ( mostly female) because they are so funny and can elucidate coherent thoughts much better than me. I will forgo names here, basically **Jennirosity, Eve, LifeonWry, Delphica, Aries28,Kalhoun, Bodypoet, Cranky, Jarbaby,Francesca, amongst the first 9000** because I have a habit of forgetting names. Ok, there are a few guys too, but it is mostly because you all are the manliest of men. Ugga ugga oook ook. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/92 "2003-11-19T16:42:18Z")
BBJ, you will be gratified to know that Zanshin is not, in fact, married. ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/93 "2003-11-19T16:54:44Z")
Really, pray tell? But I swear, I don’t want to tax our little hamsters, but he has a significant other, right? RIGHT? And you Gundy, shameless hussy that you are, are having beer with him! **Could ya just pat his butt a little for me please**. [sub]I know I don’t know you, but it’s merely joking…I’m truly jealous\*\* Now, so I don’t appear stalkerish about the dear man, I’m going to pretend I never posted these things. La, la, la, la… I will not flirt on the SDMB I will not flirt on the SDMB I will not flirt on the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/94 "2003-11-19T16:57:11Z")
flurking coding! ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/95 "2003-11-19T17:09:44Z")
Aww, I feel all loved now! Bless you, Shirley Ujest! ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/96 "2003-11-19T17:13:25Z")
U-Ike (dressed) Several of the women (in various stages of undress) ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/97 "2003-11-19T17:13:26Z")
No particular order but…i’m with you **Peritrochoid** and I’m glad you have balls enough to say it. i hung out there too and I think all those people are cool and i’d love to meet them any time. \*\*Dave Bear, Maureen, \*\* who is a constant provider of support \*\*Wyatt \*\* always makes me laugh and is a whole lot smarter than anyone give him credit for **Jaade, Peritrochoid, If 6 was 9,** my brother, \*\*Shotgun Zen \*\* my confidant, **Simple Dreamer, White Ink** who has the most sinfully delightful mind, **Tanookie ,** who I totally admire and envy - girl I want YOUR life!! \*\*Psalex \*\* who mysteriously disappeared…oh and this one will definitely REALLY surpise you all…I want to meet… **UNCLE BEER** I just want to know what makes him so damned cranky.😕 - you know…just wonderin’ ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/98 "2003-11-19T17:17:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BottledBlondJeanie \* > \*\*Really, pray tell? But I swear, I don’t want to tax our little hamsters, but he has a significant other, right? RIGHT? > > And you Gundy, shameless hussy that you are, are having beer with him! **Could ya just pat his butt a little for me please**. > > [sub]I know I don’t know you, but it’s merely joking…I’m truly jealous[/sub]\*\* Nope, no sig other, either. He’s looking and available. I hope he doesn’t mind me saying so, though…::looks around furtively:: And I’m here to tell you that he’s genuinely as nice and fun as he seems on the board, and twice as cute. I have stuffed money down his pants, but I dunno if he wants me patting his bum. I’ll ask. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/99 "2003-11-19T17:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*oh and this one will definitely REALLY surpise you all…I want to meet… **UNCLE BEER** I just want to know what makes him so damned cranky.😕 - you know…just wonderin’ \*\* Speaking for myself, dealing with people who flip out over trivial things and who act like their world’s ending because I make a perfectly reasonable decision makes me a little cranky. Maybe UB’s similarly afflicted. I’ve met UB several times, and he’s quite a nice guy – not cranky at all, if a little on the quiet side. And he makes terrifically yummy spanakopita. People that make me food = good in my book. As for me, I’ve been lucky enough to meet some really great Dopers and form good friendships with them. With a few exceptions, there’s nobody on here that I _wouldn’t_ like to meet. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/100 "2003-11-19T17:37:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **I want to meet…UNCLE BEER I just want to know what makes him so damned cranky.** By any chance, could that be \ **porcupine** \? **BBJ** , as far as **Zanshin** ’s cute butt is concerned, in the words of Michael Jackson, “I’ll handle that for you.” That is, if’n I can distract **Gundy** for a moment. _Hey look! I found a quarter!_ Hey **drop** - you catch that **LoW** initially thought I was you with a different name? I forget. Which one of us is supposed to be more insulted by tis type of comment? And you all realize, of course, that **LoW’s** gardening comment directed to me is - like all horticulture - little more than a thinly veiled reference to sex. Same back at ya, my little liverwurst. Perennially and ever which way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800.md?page=6)