# Dopers You'd Like to Meet **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 17, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800 "2003-11-17T23:25:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/141 "2003-11-21T04:59:28Z")
**Siege** and **TLD** : thank ye kindlly. 🙂 As I’ve said, I do want to meet the both of you. (and if **TLD** ’s ever in Vancouver… I’ll buy the Pho and the bubble tea… actually, that goes for any of you if you’re ever here! 😃 ) **Idle Thoughts** : Too bad I don’t live close enough… because I do indeed want to meet you! (as I have said) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/142 "2003-11-21T06:18:31Z")
**Eve** I could modify [this outfit](http://www.livejournal.com/users/thanos563/21577.html#cutid1) proclaim myself Obi Wan Quixote and serenade her with Dulcinaya. **Guinastasia** I could use the cloak from the above pic to make myself a Rasputin costume. Enchanted as she is with Russian royalty, she would be unable to resist me. **Fenris** He’s funny and there’s so much he can teach me about comics. Also, I suspect he may be my Earth 2 counterpart. **Zenster** I’d really like to eat a meal cooked by Zenster. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/143 "2003-11-21T08:19:43Z")
**NoClueBoy** Thankee. That was a great way to start my Friday mornin’. Love to met you too. A person who makes threads like _‘Predict the next poster’_ - and gets away with it - must be special. 🙂 **Eve** , because I like her sense of humor. Aldebaran, because…erm… ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/144 "2003-11-21T08:21:02Z")
hah. Got it. Because I like Brussel sprouts. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/145 "2003-11-21T10:48:17Z")
_::strikes names off Doper contingent of **My Big Fab Gay Wedding®** guest list::_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/146 "2003-11-21T16:25:19Z")
**AHunter3** For a really in depth discussion of how the mental health system needs to be changed and how to affect those changes. **Zev Steinhardt and CmKeller** We’ll find a nice glatt kosher deli, eat Jew food and have a long discussion on Talmud. **Tuckerfan** Because I’m sure we’d end up conceiving and building something strange and wonderful. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/147 "2003-11-21T18:08:29Z")
**Siege** : Ooohh! You’re far too kind! 😃 We’ll have to attend more Dopefests, in that case. Actually I do have a short list of my own… **Johnny L.A.** , so we can trade flying stories and talk about Bond movies. **Broomstick** , also for the flying stories. **Jpeg Jones** , so we can trade musician stories. **NoClueBoy, SPOOFE, vivalostwages, Aesiron, Kn\*ckers,** and any of the other Trek Dopers whose names don’t spring immediately to mind. Also, **Knighted Vorpal Sword** , because he’s Orthodox and lives in Baltimore. Hopefully if I make the NYC Mega-fest I can cross **Cosmopolitan** and all the other NY Dopers off my list. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/148 "2003-11-21T21:44:34Z")
I want to fly to England some day and meet **jjimm, paulbeserker, fizzygoodmakesfeelnice,** and **Steven Wright** at a pub so they can try to drink me under the table. 1 country down, 130 to go… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/149 "2003-11-22T06:33:12Z")
There are some of you people who I wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley, but **Aesiron** is not one of them. In fact, I’d like to meet him in a well-lighted place. 😃 Apologies since I left him off my original list… I was THINKING of him, which sort of counts. Like I said, my cold-addled brain (and fever-addled, at the time) wasn’t working u-p to par. (never mind if it usually does or not) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/150 "2003-11-22T06:38:15Z")
I’d like to meet **Biggirl** and cause a time/spatial parodox that ends the world as we know it. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/151 "2003-11-22T06:39:50Z")
Thanks to all the other Trek geeks that mentioned me. 🙂 The people I’d like to meet break down into two groups. The first is the Trek Dopers here that I post with almost exclusively and the second is the people I know through the mIRC chat and/or LJ. Sadly, there’s practically no overlap between the two. I’d like to meet most everyone in each group but since that’s sort of skirting the issue, the people I’d like to meet from most group are: Trek Dopers: **vivalostwages** , **NoClueBoy** , **carnivorousplant** , **Kn\*ckers** , **Tars Tarkas** , **tracer** , **Wearia** , **Cervaise** , **Corner Case** , **squeegee** , **Monstre** , **kingpengvin** , **elf6c** , and pretty much everyone else that posts weekly. 🙂 LJ/Chat Dopers: **JayLa** , **Insomnia4am** , **brianjedi** , **goonhead** , **Eonwe** , **DarkJudicator** , **karlgrenze** , **lel** , **mrsam** , **MsRobyn** , **tarragon918** , **Tiburon** , **nocturne** , and others I’m surely forgetting. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/152 "2003-11-22T06:53:59Z")
Um. I forgot to mention **Flamsterette\_X**. D’oh. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/153 "2003-11-22T06:56:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \* > \*\*Too many to list here. > Most of the Aussies, ALL the New Zealanders, and a selection of others from across the water ( **Flammi, Zenster, Quasimodem** et al), decent folks who have the courage of their convictions, and who call a short-handled earth relocation device a spade. > > To have been mentioned three or four time in is thread is humbling, and just a bit silly. 🙂 Thanks guys. \*\* Na it’s not silly mate, anyone can tell you are a good bloke. Oh and **Seige** thank you and it’s mutual. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/154 "2003-11-22T07:00:32Z")
Should I include a reason why I want to meet **Aesiron**? Nah… I’m sure he can figure that out himself! 😉 (hint: it’s NOT because of Trek!) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/155 "2003-11-22T12:25:07Z")
\*\*spogga \*\* I would just love to meet him, he is so intelligent and articulate he must be extremely handsome and so macho with it. The very thought of his strong muscular thighs and loins make me go all weak. Apart from him I can’t think of anyone else that would measure up to my idea of a REAL man 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/156 "2003-11-22T17:25:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > And now without further adieu: **Dopers I’d Like To Meet.** > > Dopers that live in the Northern Hemisphere…Dopers that are Straight…Hermaphodites…Dog Dopers…Dopers that are Surly, Drunk, Medicated, Middleclass, fat, …Dopers with halitosis and chronic rectal emissions. > > Did I miss anyone? \*\* Nope, that about covers me. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/157 "2003-11-22T17:39:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*spogga \*\* I would just love to meet him, he is so intelligent and articulate he must be extremely handsome and so macho with it. > The very thought of his strong muscular thighs and loins make me go all weak. > > Apart from him I can’t think of anyone else that would measure up to my idea of a REAL man 😃 Exactly what I was thinking. I would like to meet as many of the ~~virtual hot tub~~ thread dopers as possible. It was a good time. I was nice to be listed by a couple of people in this thread as a doper they would like to meet. ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/158 "2003-11-22T18:25:46Z")
**Flamsterette\_X hopefool Diogenes the Cynic gobear lamia Hazel-rah Soapbox Monkey Homebrew** ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/159 "2003-11-23T01:31:19Z")
I’d like to meet NoClueBoy Hims funny…😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopers-youd-like-to-meet/213800/160 "2003-11-23T02:32:32Z")
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