# Doperville Mafia - New Players Welcome! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670 "2008-05-09T07:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Koldanar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@Koldanar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koldanar)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/381 "2008-05-16T15:12:18Z")
Can’t let this one drop too far…anyone fancy getting smashed? ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/382 "2008-05-16T15:18:34Z")
Well it is friday. I could deffinatly use a beer or 8 ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/383 "2008-05-16T15:41:08Z")
Beer makes a tasty breakfast, especially an oatmeal stout. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/384 "2008-05-16T18:00:57Z")
Well, I am at work right now, but I’m sure my boss won’t mind if I have several beers. Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/385 "2008-05-16T19:44:34Z")
What is the malted liquor.(beer) What gets you drunker quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer) Can’t get enough of it,(beer) How we really love it,(beer) Makes me think I’m a man,(beer) I can kiss and hug it,(beer) But I’d rather chug it,(beer) Fill my belly up to here,(beer) I could not refuse a,(beer) I could really use a,(beer) Beer, beer, beer. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/386 "2008-05-16T19:49:32Z")
Ouch. Talk about your mixed emotions. Sorry, **anyrose.** ☹ I could _definitely_ use a beer about now. And by “a beer”, I mean “several beers”. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/387 "2008-05-17T01:51:52Z")
Way too much beer. Bartender, Margaritas for the house. And they better be on the rocks. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/388 "2008-05-17T02:19:08Z")
[QUOTE=peekercpa] Way too much beer. Bartender, Margaritas for the house. And they better be on the rocks. [/QUOTE] EXTRA salt on mine, please! ---
**Author:** ![Koldanar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@Koldanar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koldanar)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/389 "2008-05-17T02:30:58Z")
Gah. Tequila? My arch-enemy. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/390 "2008-05-17T03:23:39Z")
[QUOTE=Koldanar] Gah. Tequila? My arch-enemy. [/QUOTE] Mine as well. And in respect to the off board game(s): Hurry Robin, to the BatCave. There is agave afoot. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/391 "2008-05-17T03:33:12Z")
I’ll have a draught o’mead, if’n ya please. Mmm, hot honey liquor, replete with herbs and spices. My one true love. ---
**Author:** ![Koldanar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@Koldanar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koldanar)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/392 "2008-05-17T06:00:25Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] I’ll have a draught o’mead, if’n ya please. Mmm, hot honey liquor, replete with herbs and spices. My one true love. [/QUOTE] Would you like to sample some of our fresh pee-cake? It’s still piping hot! (…oh god, if you don’t know what I’m talking about…just don’t ask :D) ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/393 "2008-05-17T13:21:06Z")
[QUOTE=Koldanar] Would you like to sample some of our fresh pee-cake? It’s still piping hot! (…oh god, if you don’t know what I’m talking about…just don’t ask :D) [/QUOTE] I haven’t even had my first cup of coffee yet, FCS. I’ll have a whole grain muffin, please. I think the pee-cake is more of a late night dessert kind of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/394 "2008-05-17T15:34:06Z")
I agree with **peekercpa**. Margaritas should never be served frozen. Even the fru-fru ones. No alcoholic libation should ever be served frozen for that matter. It’s either on the rocks, up, or neat. Always. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/395 "2008-05-17T16:15:26Z")
Mmm…pee cake. What’s that stuff made with, anyway??? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/396 "2008-05-17T17:22:52Z")
[QUOTE=bufftabby] Mmm…pee cake. What’s that stuff made with, anyway??? [/QUOTE] C’mon Julia. I thought you authored the cook book on that one. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/397 "2008-05-18T04:51:33Z")
Is there any possibility that the game will resume during my lifetime? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/398 "2008-05-18T11:48:36Z")
And apparently the answer is … ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/399 "2008-05-18T12:43:18Z")
And I fully expect some sort of Mod action since I don’t know how to ascribe to others: Originally by Robert Pack (one of my favorites BTW). “… Dreaming time has reversed - and you, your **red** cheeks radiant against the wind, are gliding toward me on the ice into a frame of guilded twilight - I again **awaken** …” Either scum or Mod (whom we love above all else) needs to poo (awaken) or get off the dilly dally pot. ---
**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/400 "2008-05-18T14:12:14Z")
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