# Doperville Mafia - New Players Welcome! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670 "2008-05-09T07:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/601 "2008-05-22T23:16:48Z")
The Player List, 11 alive **[del]anyrose[/del] - Townie - lynched, Day One Zsofia peekercpa Thing Fish Oredigger77 bufftabby cckerberos twickster RyJae [del]The Unkempt One[/del] - One-Shot Vigilante/Townie - lynched Day Two Hoopy Frood fluiddruid [del]Koldanar[/del] - Townie - killed, Night One Blaster Master** Night Two starts now. Deadline is Saturday, 5PM, mountain time. (no objections to the earlier deadline) ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/602 "2008-05-22T23:29:20Z")
You will be missed TUO. Who’s buying the drinks tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/603 "2008-05-22T23:47:18Z")
Wow two townies in a row not looking good folks. Someone pass me a beer. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/604 "2008-05-23T01:04:06Z")
[QUOTE=Zsofia] We suck, don’t we? [/QUOTE] Apparently. :mad: :smack: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/605 "2008-05-23T01:13:35Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] You will be missed TUO. Who’s buying the drinks tonight? [/QUOTE] I think that would be those of us who voted for the deceased. What’ll you have? Sorry, **Unkempt**. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/606 "2008-05-23T01:26:19Z")
Well this bites the ever lasting big one. A one shot Vig would have been real helpful about now. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/607 "2008-05-23T01:32:35Z")
Bloody hell. The only thing I hate worse than killing Town is killing. Town power roles. Gimme a drink, barkeep. …who’s the barkeep, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/608 "2008-05-23T01:42:32Z")
First, thanks for no objection on the Saturday “lick” off. RL can be real bear M - F sometimes. And I’d like to suggest leaving the tequilla on the shelf and pee cakes in the pantry. Maybe something along the lines of scones and tea would help clear our collective heads. ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/609 "2008-05-23T03:29:49Z")
Once again, sorry for the lack of participation this week. I’m going to be completely without internet access this weekend, but summer break starts next Monday, so I’ll be happily lynching people along with the rest of you guys by then, providing I don’t get Night killed. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/610 "2008-05-23T03:38:23Z")
B’oh, no role claim? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/611 "2008-05-23T12:16:58Z")
[QUOTE=Thing Fish] I think that would be those of us who voted for the deceased. What’ll you have? Sorry, **Unkempt**. [/QUOTE] Ditto. Drinks on us. I’m buying a 750ml of Ron Zacario Centenario Rum for all of us (Out of game good news is I beat the Big Boss of my division at the Chase Coporate Challenge 3.5 mile run last night.) ---
**Author:** ![Blaster\_Master](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Blaster\_Master](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blaster_Master)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/612 "2008-05-23T13:42:24Z")
Oh boy… why no role claim? ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/613 "2008-05-23T15:53:38Z")
This may be an illegal question but what exactly is a one shot vigilante? Is it what it sounds like with him getting a one time shot to kill anyone? I’ll pass on the rum I’m enjoying some Knob Creek over here anyone else want some? ---
**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/614 "2008-05-23T16:03:56Z")
[QUOTE=Oredigger77] This may be an illegal question but what exactly is a one shot vigilante? Is it what it sounds like with him getting a one time shot to kill anyone? I’ll pass on the rum I’m enjoying some Knob Creek over here anyone else want some? [/QUOTE] Varies according to the mod, but there’s a rough description [here](http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Vigilante). ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/615 "2008-05-23T16:25:49Z")
[QUOTE=Oredigger77] This may be an illegal question but what exactly is a one shot vigilante? Is it what it sounds like with him getting a one time shot to kill anyone? I’ll pass on the rum I’m enjoying some Knob Creek over here anyone else want some? [/QUOTE] Yeah, I’ll take a bottle or three. WTF, the agave mujo aint doing squat. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/616 "2008-05-23T18:22:23Z")
They call it that good ole mountain dew, And them that refuse it are few. You’ll go 'round the bend, But you’ll come back again, For that good, good ole mountain dew. Whoo! Moonshine karaoke! ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/617 "2008-05-23T18:51:08Z")
Oh I wish I had a barrel of Rum and sugar three hundred pounds. The college bell to mix it in and the clapper to stir it round. Like every honest fellow I drink my wisky clear. I’m a ramblin wreck from Golden Tech - a Helluva an engineer! Hail!, Hail! the gangs all here. What the hell do we care as long as we get our share. Hail! Hail! the hangs all here. M-I-N-E-S What the hell do we care now! Its a drinkin’ song and my school’s fight song. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/618 "2008-05-23T19:07:03Z")
We had one too: Beer, beer, beer for old Agnes Scott! You bring the whiskey, I’ll bring the scotch Send a sophomore out for gin and don’t let a sober senior in! We never stumble, we never fall We sober up on grain alcohol When we yell we yell like hell for the glory of Agnes Scott! One hears they now have a bowdlerized version as their “fight song”. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/619 "2008-05-23T21:32:01Z")
After I looked up Agnes Scott that song became much more interesting. Those are some women that I need to meet. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/620 "2008-05-23T21:42:33Z")
The year I started there the Princeton Review named us the #7 most “stone cold sober” school. I don’t know what day they showed up on campus. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670.md?page=32)