# Doperville Mafia - New Players Welcome! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 9, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670 "2008-05-09T07:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/781 "2008-05-30T14:33:35Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] It looks like unless something changes I can participate šŸ™‚ [/QUOTE] Woot Woot. Of course that lasts as long as until one of us ends up dead tonight. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/782 "2008-05-30T14:54:43Z")
Hope all is well with your fam, **RyJae.** ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/783 "2008-05-30T15:52:59Z")
[QUOTE=CoG888] The Player List, 9 alive **[del]anyrose[/del] - Townie - lynched, Day One [del]Zsofia[/del] - Doctor - killed Night Two peekercpa Thing Fish [del]Oredigger77[/del] - Townie - lynched, Day One bufftabby cckerberos Dotchan RyJae [del]The Unkempt One[/del] - One-Shot Vigilante/Townie - lynched Day Two Hoopy Frood fluiddruid [del]Koldanar[/del] - Townie - killed, Night One Blaster Master** [/QUOTE] Crap, **OD** lynched on day one but only pronounced dead on day three. Frigginā€™ Zombies to contend with, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/784 "2008-05-30T16:33:09Z")
I canā€™t get the damn player list right, can I? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/785 "2008-05-30T17:21:17Z")
[QUOTE=CoG888] I canā€™t get the damn player list right, can I? [/QUOTE] Good natured post is the intent. You are doing a great job. Other than the fact that us townies canā€™t get our heads out of arses, SO FAR. Can I go back to having two votes, BTW. Please. ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/786 "2008-05-31T03:52:58Z")
Does the [macarena](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9855802&postcount=844) in this game, too, to keep it on Page 1. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/787 "2008-05-31T04:21:48Z")
[QUOTE=dotchan] Does the [macarena](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9855802&postcount=844) in this game, too, to keep it on Page 1. [/QUOTE] Ok Iā€™ll boogie, Displaces a knee, one thumb ends up my nose and the other ends upā€¦ 'Scuse me Ms. Dot. Butt have you heard of Ms. Tabby. Iā€™ve got the tequilla and sheā€™s got theā€¦ You are going to have to trust me on this one. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/788 "2008-05-31T22:07:09Z")
_peeks in to keep Doperville from sinking into the abyss_ ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/789 "2008-05-31T23:36:49Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] _ **peek** s in to keep Doperville from sinking into the abyss_ [/QUOTE] Bolding Mine. You Gastard continuing to talk about me even during the night. LOL I am glad to hear that everything worked out for you. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/790 "2008-06-01T00:09:02Z")
Oy with the poodles already! Iā€™m ready for a dawn post! ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/791 "2008-06-01T02:36:50Z")
Oh neato our host is online. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/792 "2008-06-01T02:50:54Z")
And now offline ā˜¹ lol ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/793 "2008-06-01T02:54:15Z")
Curses! That was _not_ what I wanted to see when I refreshed! ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/794 "2008-06-01T19:00:55Z")
Warning total irreverance ahead. My Mod, My Mod, why hast thou forsaken me? ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/795 "2008-06-01T19:16:11Z")
The Mod works in mysterious ways. ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/796 "2008-06-02T00:18:36Z")
Sorry for the Delay, folks, we now return to our regularly scheduled massacreā€¦ Yesterdayā€™s storm has left a foul stench in the air. Not the usual ā€œfresh rainā€ smell, but a pungent odor of mold and decay. Its a smell you would expect to fill a town plagued with murder and death. Each night, a new victim is found dead, and each day, an innocent soul is punished for the crime. There are few left alive, and it is obvious that those responsible are hiding well. The villagers gather at the square, in the shadow of the gallows that will take another life at sunset. The mood is cold and bitter, and the urgency of the situation is obvious. Find a killer today, or the town will be eliminated. The only sliver of hope that remains is the fact that eight people are still alive. But nine left the tavern last night, who is missing? Who is the latest victim of the mafiaā€™s knife? In the sky, a ring of crows circle a field behind the great hall. The mob wanders over to investigate. In the tall grass lays **Blaster Master** , stabbed twelve times. The crowd leaves him there, for the crows to feast on, because the river squids have been well fed with the corpses of the other fallen townspeople. **Blaster Master** , Townie, is dead. The Player List, 8 alive **[del]anyrose[/del] - Townie - lynched, Day One [del]Zsofia[/del] - Doctor - killed Night Two peekercpa Thing Fish [del]Oredigger77[/del] - Townie - lynched, Day Three bufftabby cckerberos Dotchan RyJae [del]The Unkempt One[/del] - One-Shot Vigilante/Townie - lynched Day Two Hoopy Frood fluiddruid [del]Koldanar[/del] - Townie - killed, Night One [del]Blaster Master[/del] - Townie - killed, Night Three** Day Four starts now. Deadline is Thursday, 5PM ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/797 "2008-06-02T01:12:45Z")
PSA: If you, like me, are Town, be VERY stingy with your votes! If there are 4 scum left, they can clinch the game toDay with a single vote on a Townie. That is all for now until the dueling Detectives check in and post their results. Itā€™s too bad we canā€™t enforce some kind of simultaneous reportingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/798 "2008-06-02T01:23:58Z")
Lucky, Unlucky and lucky. 1st - Lucky - I am still here 2nd - Unlucky - We lost a confirmed town 3rd - Lucky - I got a good read. **Thing Fish** is town. Weā€™ve got enough confirmed townies to at least have a chance. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/799 "2008-06-02T01:32:35Z")
And it should be no surprise. I am sick of this subtle nonsense. I want to at least off one scum before the end of the game. And 'cause I just donā€™t see two pro townie detectives: **Vote RyJae** ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670/800 "2008-06-02T02:54:40Z")
And one last thought: Iā€™m going to feel bad about **Blam** not being by my side (we need all the townie help we can get) ā€¦ Sometimes your posts make my eyes roll around like Regan in the Exorcist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doperville-mafia-new-players-welcome/448670.md?page=41)