# Dopespotting: The Dog Semen Comic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 19, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309 "2017-10-19T17:56:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/1 "2017-10-19T17:56:25Z")

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I just read this article in Buzzfeed: [Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip](https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishmaeldaro/garfield-creator-jim-davis-denies-that-he-made-jon) and apparently the online hubub started [here on the Straight Dope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352331).

Of course if you look at that thread and you look at Davis’s explanation at the end of the Buzzfeed article, \*\*Miller \*\*figured out the answer in one post.

But, we were cited today. Huzzah.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/2 "2017-10-19T20:30:51Z")

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I’m feeling an absurd level of satisfaction over this.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/3 "2017-10-19T21:08:37Z")

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Ooorrrr. . . Davis actually meant semen but then when it got this halfway disgusted reaction he saw Miller’s early explanation and ran with it.

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/4 "2017-10-23T05:56:09Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I’m feeling an absurd level of satisfaction over this.

And the rest of your answer, the “steamin cup of fido jizz” is immortal.

Dennis

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/5 "2017-10-23T09:49:35Z")

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Poculum seminis canum vaporans!

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/6 "2017-10-23T11:43:50Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Ooorrrr. . .

Ooh, is it talk like a pirate day already? Arrr! Ahoy there me mateys!

On topic. I think the comic makes a lot more sense if it’s dog semen.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/7 "2017-10-23T11:59:24Z")

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> [@Richard\_Pearse](#):
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> Ooh, is it talk like a pirate day already? Arrr! Ahoy there me mateys!
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> On topic. I think the comic makes a lot more sense if it’s dog semen.

Arrr, you’re about a month late for TLAPD.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/8 "2017-10-23T13:37:43Z")

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According to Davis, we were supposed to clue in on the fact that Jon was having a _healthy_ litter of puppies, not that Jon was having a healthy litter of _puppies_.

This might be a case of being too close to the subject matter to really see the joke. 😉

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/9 "2017-10-23T13:41:19Z")

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We will come up with the correct answer to anything, even if it takes _eleven years_!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/10 "2017-10-23T13:42:55Z")

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:: wags tail ::

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopespotting-the-dog-semen-comic/799309/11 "2017-10-23T15:18:19Z")

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Is no one going to comment on the Twitter user who got the signed strip from Davis? No one? @realnutsling, whose bio reads “men’s microbikini enthusiast, power bottom and proud #Christian father of the three most beautiful girls in the world”? Ok.
