# Doritos Buffalo and Ranch(a junkfood thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 1, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103 "2007-07-01T05:30:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/41 "2007-07-03T03:43:16Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Oh shush. I keed. To emphasize the point, I give to you an [olive branch](http://mexicanfoodsandmore.com/Cheetos.aspx). I believe they’re based out of Vancouver. [/QUOTE] Around $20 for shipping. Hmmmm. Have to cogitate on this. There are black pepper and sea salt peanuts, too, which also seem to need to be eaten in one sitting. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/42 "2007-07-03T03:46:34Z")
But it’s _yummy_. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/43 "2007-07-03T04:17:47Z")
Black Pepper Jack Doritos Blue Biamond Brand Bold Lime 'n Chili Almonds ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/44 "2007-07-03T13:32:41Z")
[QUOTE=Tahssa] I’m partial to the wasabi funyuns. [/QUOTE] There are wasabi Funyuns!!?? _drool_ Must. Have. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/45 "2007-07-03T14:28:05Z")
All this talk of nuts reminds me of Planter’s honey roasted sunflower kernels, which they apparently stopped making. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/46 "2007-07-03T15:07:52Z")
I don’t tend to eat sunflower kernels; if you aren’t doing them the full routine with cracking and spitting (and eating them until your tongue is sore), it just ain’t sunflower seeds. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/47 "2007-07-03T16:49:24Z")
[QUOTE=BiblioCat] Oh, my. I must get some. Now. [/QUOTE] > [@Cluricaun](#): > > Yes, yes you should, but be warned…you’ll quite likely finish them in a single go. I love cashews and I love black pepper and I inhaled these. Yes, you will. The nearest Trader Jo’s to me is about three hours by car, so when we go it’s a special trip because we’re already in the area. And I am only slowly discovering the wonders that is Trader Jo. But the cashews are just yummy. Oh, and I don’t like peanuts much. But cashews - YUM! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/48 "2007-07-04T02:29:42Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] The nearest Trader Jo’s to me is about three hours by car… [/QUOTE] There’s one about 15 minutes away from my house. Envy me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/49 "2007-07-04T03:26:59Z")
My favorite snack food combination: a bag of sliced pepperoni and some sharp cheddar (i.e. Kraft Crumbles). It’s crumbelievable. And I get the low fat pepperoni, which helps ease my conscience. ---
**Author:** ![MissGypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@MissGypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissGypsy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103/50 "2007-07-04T03:46:30Z")
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher] All this talk of nuts reminds me of Planter’s honey roasted sunflower kernels, which they apparently stopped making. ☹ [/QUOTE] They’re still available, or at least they were a year or so ago. Those got me through my last pregnancy, because they were about the only thing I could eat without getting heartburn. Mmm, now I want more. (Sunflower kernels, not babies. 😛 ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doritos-buffalo-and-ranch-a-junkfood-thread/410103.md?page=2)