# Dorky Things Your Date/SO Has Said To Try to Seduce You **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387 "2007-08-29T17:59:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/1 "2007-08-29T17:59:03Z")
I’ll begin. Last night, during a particularly romantic moment, my husband leered, ‘‘I move that your pants be stricken from the record.’’ :rolleyes: * * * I still maintain that this is the very best example I have ever heard in this regard: A woman was sitting on the couch in the dorm room of a rather unusual acquaintance, watching a movie. He turned to her, pants askew, and with an utterly earnest and nervous expression asked, ‘‘Would you like to touch Mr. Pickle?’’ It took every shred of her decency not to burst into hysterical laughter. All right, your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/2 "2007-08-29T18:07:42Z")
I remember the Mr. Pickle story! That’s got to be the all time winner. 🙂 One time, a guy was hitting on me. Noticing that I was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, he told me a long, involved story about how he actually met Pink Floyd and shook his hand. (I know, it doesn’t quite fit the thread but it’s all I can come up with right now). ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/3 "2007-08-29T18:09:52Z")
“Buy you a game of Pac-Man, baby?” “You’re clothes and my clothes would look great piled on my bedroom floor.” ---
**Author:** ![yams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/848f3c/32.png) [@yams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yams)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/4 "2007-08-29T18:10:59Z")
but sweetheart, how can i love you if you won’t lie down? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/5 "2007-08-29T18:13:11Z")
“Don’t make love to my body. Make love to my brain.” No, I was not about to pull out one of her eyeballs, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/6 "2007-08-29T18:16:49Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] One time, a guy was hitting on me. Noticing that I was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, he told me a long, involved story about how he actually met Pink Floyd and shook his hand. (I know, it doesn’t quite fit the thread but it’s all I can come up with right now). [/QUOTE] Too funny! (I for one know that Pink Floyd doesn’t like to shake hands. He’s more into fisting.) If this thread can include miserably failed pickups, I’ve got one. “Hey, hot mama, you so hot! OK, just ignore me! Bitch! You are a stupid fucking bitch! Go to hell, bitch!” This went on for about 15 minutes. Over a distance of maybe 150 feet. ---
**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/7 "2007-08-29T18:58:42Z")
“Come on! I’ll buy you ice cream!” It worked, too. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/8 "2007-08-29T19:02:16Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] I remember the Mr. Pickle story! That’s got to be the all time winner. 🙂 One time, a guy was hitting on me. Noticing that I was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, he told me a long, involved story about how he actually met Pink Floyd and shook his hand. (I know, it doesn’t quite fit the thread but it’s all I can come up with right now). [/QUOTE] Meh…not impressed..I met Jethro Tull,he’s neat. ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/9 "2007-08-29T19:03:22Z")
Hmm, apparently none of my ex-girlfriends are around here. That’s a relief! I expect my wife to be along shortly, however. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/10 "2007-08-29T19:03:22Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] “Hey, hot mama, you so hot! OK, just ignore me! Bitch! You are a stupid fucking bitch! Go to hell, bitch!” This went on for about 15 minutes. Over a distance of maybe 150 feet. [/QUOTE] All this time I thought you were a guy…? ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/11 "2007-08-29T19:05:17Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] Meh…not impressed..I met Jethro Tull,he’s neat. [/QUOTE] You’re [OLD](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_(agriculturist)) ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/12 "2007-08-29T19:13:07Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] All this time I thought you were a guy…? [/QUOTE] **tdn** is The Man! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/13 "2007-08-29T19:16:14Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] All this time I thought you were a guy…? [/QUOTE] I am. I was just a witness to that unfortunate event. **Dung Beetle** , wanna pet my ice cream? I’ll buy you a pickle. And I’ve met Jethro Floyd. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/14 "2007-08-29T19:23:29Z")
I once played bridge with Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd and Lynard Skynard. Lynard is terrible. Since I’m a guy there is no such thing as something dorky someone has said to try and seduce me. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/15 "2007-08-29T19:26:21Z")
Went on a date with a guy to see “Man with The Golden Gun.” Afterwards, we were necking on the couch at my parent’s house, and he whispered seductively (so he thought, anyway) to me, “I want to put my golden gun in your golden cove!” And, yes, I burst out laughing. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/16 "2007-08-29T19:31:01Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] “I want to put my golden gun in your golden cove!” [/QUOTE] :eek: I believe your response was rational an appropriate. But I do love summer, when all the guns come sailing into the cove. I once had a girl tell me that she wanted my seeds. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/17 "2007-08-29T19:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] **Dung Beetle** , wanna pet my ice cream? I’ll buy you a pickle. And I’ve met Jethro Floyd. [/QUOTE] That’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/18 "2007-08-29T19:34:44Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] One time, a guy was hitting on me. Noticing that I was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, he told me a long, involved story about how he actually met Pink Floyd and shook his hand. (I know, it doesn’t quite fit the thread but it’s all I can come up with right now). [/QUOTE] At least he didn’t turn to you, pants askew, and with an utterly earnest and nervous expression ask, ‘‘Would you like to touch Pink Floyd?’’ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/19 "2007-08-29T19:40:39Z")
My wife has a tendency to quote _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_ at me when she’s in the mood. \ ***Buffy:** Now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way. \* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387/20 "2007-08-29T19:41:50Z")
[QUOTE=Colophon] At least he didn’t turn to you, pants askew, and with an utterly earnest and nervous expression ask, ‘‘Would you like to touch Pink Floyd?’’ [/QUOTE] Eww! It’s Simply Red! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dorky-things-your-date-so-has-said-to-try-to-seduce-you/417387.md?page=2)