# Dos Equis Guy vs The Stig

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 29, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042 "2012-08-29T16:17:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/1 "2012-08-29T16:17:13Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HIfIVYyY0o)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/U18VkI0uDxE/hqdefault.jpg "Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE)

Who would win?

Well, they’re not exactly fighting each other…

…in fact, the two “contestants” are just standing there in their respective glories as an announcer (who may or may not be Jeremy Clarkson) rattles off each “fact”.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/2 "2012-08-29T16:38:25Z")

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How do you know they’re not the same person?

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/3 "2012-08-29T19:57:53Z")

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My money’s on The Most Interesting Man, since he’s able to bend (indeed, ignore) the laws of reality and logic. That shit’s hard to fight back against.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/4 "2012-08-29T20:00:21Z")

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The presentation for The Stig is more unique. TMIMITW is basically recycled Chuck Norris jokes.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/5 "2012-08-29T20:26:59Z")

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Some say he isn’t machine washable…

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/6 "2012-08-29T20:37:30Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> Some say he isn’t machine washable…

Because he has only ever been washed by hand!

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**Author:** ![Rhaegar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@Rhaegar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhaegar)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/7 "2012-08-29T22:41:50Z")

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Stay thirsty my friends.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/8 "2012-08-30T17:19:03Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> Some say he isn’t machine washable…

Some say one of his eyes is actually a testicle…

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/9 "2012-08-30T19:42:08Z")

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> [@August\_West](#):
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> How do you know they’re not the same person?

This is the most Interesting answer, and therefore the right one.

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**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/10 "2012-08-30T19:51:41Z")

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> [@August\_West](#):
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> How do you know they’re not the same person?

Where would the Stig get an “old guy” costume?

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/11 "2012-08-30T20:27:27Z")

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> [@leahcim](#):
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> Where would the Stig get an “old guy” costume?

[www.oldguycostumes.com](http://www.oldguycostumes.com)?

(note: I have not checked to see if that is actually a valid URL!)

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dos-equis-guy-vs-the-stig/633042/12 "2012-08-31T03:55:33Z")

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Hilarious!
