# Douchebag songs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241 "2010-01-16T22:03:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/21 "2010-01-17T20:06:47Z")
Maybe it’s just me, but I really want to punch [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc)in the face. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/22 "2010-01-17T20:09:46Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Wang Chung - “Dance Hall Days” > > (quoted lyrics) > > Ah, man, wasn’t it great when date rape was ignored, or blamed on the woman? Those were the days! :rolleyes: I knew there was a reason I hated that song. :mad: Can a woman be a douchebag? If so, I nominate Ke$ha (yes, that’s how she spells it) and her song “[Tik Tok](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs)” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/23 "2010-01-17T20:44:01Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Gary Glitter: _Rock & Roll_ Goodness yes. Rocking out to a convicted paedophile isn’t the most suave posture available. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/24 "2010-01-17T20:53:06Z")
[This is the douchebag-iest music video of all time.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA) It practically defines the term. If I were going to make a parody video making fun of douchebags, it would be just like this. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/25 "2010-01-17T20:57:32Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > [This is the douchebag-iest music video of all time.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA) It practically defines the term. If I were going to make a parody video making fun of douchebags, it would be just like this. I’ve never heard of them before, but you are correct—that’s a video that should be watched through a nozzle. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/26 "2010-01-17T21:10:52Z")
Wow. I actually _like_ Steal My Sunshine, but the video is…yeah. I always associated [Who Let The Dogs Out?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8) with fratboy d-bags, personally. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/27 "2010-01-17T21:40:58Z")
> [@Lucky\_13](#): > > I knew there was a reason I hated that song. :mad: > > Can a woman be a douchebag? If so, I nominate Ke$ha (yes, that’s how she spells it) and her song “[Tik Tok](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs)” Douchebaggary is equal opportunity 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/28 "2010-01-17T21:53:57Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > [This is the douchebag-iest music video of all time.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA) It practically defines the term. If I were going to make a parody video making fun of douchebags, it would be just like this. Ouch. [Here is my nomination](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl6BiileOrg) ---
**Author:** ![JXJohns](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jxjohns/32/469_2.png) [@JXJohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JXJohns)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/29 "2010-01-17T22:15:36Z")
> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#): > > Ouch. [Here is my nomination](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl6BiileOrg) I’ll raise you [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E) this for the win: ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/30 "2010-01-17T22:21:06Z")
Can I nominate 95% of whatever Huey Lewis and the News ever put out? Just because I HATE them? Or does it have to be a particular song? Oh, all right, at random I pick “I Want A New Drug”. Ick. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/31 "2010-01-18T04:36:25Z")
I bet [this song](http://eclipptv.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=5065) from Family Guy qualifies. ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/32 "2010-01-18T05:01:19Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Goodness yes. Rocking out to a convicted paedophile isn’t the most suave posture available. A wise choice. After all, because rock & roll is the devil’s music, it’s particularly efficacious at applying the Law of Contagion to those unwise fools who listen to it. ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/33 "2010-01-18T05:09:54Z")
Unless I misunderstand the meaning of douchebag [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4&feature=related) has to qualify. ---
**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/34 "2010-01-18T05:16:05Z")
Apparently all of us who survived the late nineties were douchebags\*. Yikes. 1996-2000 was a troubled time for rock music. \*I know “Butterfly” and “Rollin’” were both from 2000, but I’m counting it as part of the Nineties. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/35 "2010-01-18T05:28:03Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Goodness yes. Rocking out to a convicted paedophile isn’t the most suave posture available. I Love that song! The song is not the singer! ---
**Author:** ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/36 "2010-01-18T16:44:25Z")
Anything from Barry Manilow or Bobby Goldsborough…icky, sappy stuff. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/37 "2010-01-18T17:05:37Z")
Either the guy in “[Gallery Piece](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkg9C2b6RlY&feature=related)” by Of Montreal is a dochebag, or psychotic. Toss up, really. …I want to make you proud And play with your head I want to take you out Make you feel adored And buy you everything I want to hurt you bad Make you paranoid And say the sweetest things… So damn catchy, though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/38 "2010-01-18T19:33:05Z")
What about that 60’s song “Take A Letter, Maria; Address it to my wife.” . ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/39 "2010-01-18T19:38:57Z")
We-e-e-e-l-l-l, technically, that guy was provoked. The rebound shit was a little douche-y, I’ll give you that. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241/40 "2010-01-18T19:44:07Z")
Guys, common. How many posts before someone has to mention [Limp Bizkit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY)?! In the interest of equal opportunity douchiness, I will submit [every euro-trance pop song ever written.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUAUdYJe4I4) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/douchebag-songs/525241.md?page=3)