# Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old "country singer" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 22, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434 "2011-06-22T15:07:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/161 "2011-10-30T12:57:56Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > What’s with her and the porn faces? It looks like she can’t close her lips together very easily, and that’s the main cause of it. If she’s plastic surgery clean, then they’re considering injections of collagen to not count as surgery. (Personally, I think she looks like a transvestite-man with whatever all work she’s had done and the overdone makeup. She looks like a normal, real girl in the older photos.) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/162 "2011-10-30T13:48:01Z")
She made Anderson Cooper’s [Ridiculist](http://bit.ly/uz5QXq). ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/163 "2011-10-31T02:28:02Z")
> [@Nametag](#): > > Yes, she looks like a normal 15-year-old in those pictures. > > But she’s 12. God, that’s…kinda horrific. More and more I’m feeling really sorry for this kid. She’s obviously nothing but a commodity to everyone around her. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/164 "2011-10-31T03:02:02Z")
> [@Lucretia](#): > > God, that’s…kinda horrific. More and more I’m feeling really sorry for this kid. She’s obviously nothing but a commodity to everyone around her. I always figured her breasts had to be natural because who would get implants for a 16 or 17 year kid, but if that’s the was she was vamping around at 12 or 13 I’m beginning to think her parents might actually have been nuts enough to have gotten them for her at 15 or 16. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/165 "2011-10-31T05:04:42Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > Photos of her when she was younger have been released. She looked like a normal girl a few years ago. > > [http://thegloss.com/beauty/gallery-courtney-stoddens-before-photos-704/gallery-page/1/](http://thegloss.com/beauty/gallery-courtney-stoddens-before-photos-704/gallery-page/1/) [seinfeld] I’m not sure and correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see… a nipple [/seinfeld] #11 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/166 "2011-10-31T05:11:05Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > She made Anderson Cooper’s [Ridiculist](http://bit.ly/uz5QXq). Seeing her make those faces a lot of this weird scenario makes sense now. It’s not creepy older boyfriend who’s manipulating her, it’s her, she’s out of her \*\*\*\*ing mind. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/167 "2011-10-31T07:14:00Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I always figured her breasts had to be natural because who would get implants for a 16 or 17 year kid, but if that’s the was she was vamping around at 12 or 13 I’m beginning to think her parents might actually have been nuts enough to have gotten them for her at 15 or 16. While I can’t know for sure, I would bet about a year’s salary that those breasts are _not_ natural. So, let’s review. She got married at 16, to a 51 year old. Pictures make it abundantly clear that she possessed the breasts before then. _So_, she got them at 16, or, more probably, 15. I can authoritatively state that she could not have signed a surgical consent for herself at that age, unless she was emancipated, which, there’s no mention that she was. Therefore, yes, her parents, at the very least, consented to the surgery. And, almost certainly paid for it. ---
**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/168 "2011-10-31T07:53:13Z")
I really can’t be the only person who watched the Cooper segment and immediately thought: “Anderson Cooper and CNN are doing extended celebrity tabloid segments nowadays?! Did they get bought out by TMZ or something?” …okay, maybe this isn’t news to all of you. But Cooper sure looked like a clown. As for the actual topic of the thread… I dunno, they’re barely even celebrities. I doubt that it’s _that_ rare to have these ridiculous age differences, much as it is creepy. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/169 "2011-10-31T08:26:46Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > [seinfeld] > I’m not sure and correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see… a nipple > [/seinfeld] > > #11 Sure looks like a nipple to me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/170 "2011-10-31T08:50:50Z")
> [@LorieSmurf](#): > > Ew. Just ew. Agree ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/171 "2011-10-31T12:51:25Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Seeing her make those faces a lot of this weird scenario makes sense now. It’s not creepy older boyfriend who’s manipulating her, it’s her, she’s out of her \*\*\*\*ing mind. I can almost see her making a study assignment of female faces in porn to copy it, because that is how a woman can look alluring, right? It is so innocent and so misguided, and so… like a fourteen year old. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/172 "2011-10-31T13:01:52Z")
I saw this thread was bumped, and I thought it was for the divorce announcement. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/173 "2011-10-31T14:07:50Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I saw this thread was bumped, and I thought it was for the divorce announcement. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/174 "2011-10-31T14:16:29Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I always figured her breasts had to be natural because who would get implants for a 16 or 17 year kid, but if that’s the was she was vamping around at 12 or 13 I’m beginning to think her parents might actually have been nuts enough to have gotten them for her at 15 or 16. I knew a girl a few years back who got implants as a high school graduation present from her mom. Her mom was seriously messed up, living vicariously through her daughter, pushing her into beauty pageants and cheerleading, etc. The daughter, frankly, was pretty messed up, too, but maybe that was a function of the messed-up mom. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/175 "2011-10-31T14:21:00Z")
Sometime I think that any parents who engage their children in beauty pagents should be dealt with by Child Protection Services. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/176 "2011-10-31T15:05:18Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I saw this thread was bumped, and I thought it was for the divorce announcement. Same. And I have to admit, I feel a little disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/177 "2011-10-31T15:43:27Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I saw this thread was bumped, and I thought it was for the divorce announcement. I thought so too, but hopeless romantic that I am\* I was a little disappointed thinking they were getting divorced already. There’s a tiny part of me that kinda hopes the freakshow trainwreck ends up proving everybody wrong and stays married for a long time. Yeah, not likely. \*And by _Am_, I mean _Am Not_. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/178 "2011-11-03T21:04:32Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > She made Anderson Cooper’s [Ridiculist](http://bit.ly/uz5QXq). That’s what… her fourth time? Anderson’s never gayer than when discussing her for some reason. How long before Doug starts becoming silent and blinking out “H-E-L-P M-E…” as he realizes that whatever is inside of that teenaged body is not human. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/179 "2011-11-05T13:48:59Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > That’s what… her fourth time? Anderson’s never gayer than when discussing her for some reason. > > How long before Doug starts becoming silent and blinking out “H-E-L-P M-E…” as he realizes that whatever is inside of that teenaged body is not human. I’ll give you that. He goes from “serious news guy” to deighted and swishy when he’s got her in his cross hairs. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/180 "2011-11-05T16:03:10Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > Sure looks like a nipple to me. 😃 Is that a nipple, or the shadow of a nipple? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434.md?page=10)