# Doug Stanhope makes fun of Palin's retard baby and giant stretched out cunt

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**Created:** [October 22, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989 "2008-10-22T01:27:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/1 "2008-10-22T01:27:23Z")

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFJ-hFFdI8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFJ-hFFdI8)**(NSFW: language)**  
…damn, Doug. You’re kind of a piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/2 "2008-10-22T01:35:28Z")

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I don’t mind calling that one without even clicking the link: Disgusting.

(What’s a Doug Stanhope?)

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/3 "2008-10-22T01:38:40Z")

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Why do I have the feeling Doug Stanhope is supposedly one of those liberal leaders we Democrats (demoncrats? dhimmicrats? dumbocrats?) love so much?

Never heard of him.

I also won’t click the link.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/4 "2008-10-22T01:41:34Z")

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He’s a comedian. The most I know about him is his short-lived hosting of The Man Show with Joe Rogan after Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel left.

I don’t know much about his act, but it could very well be that he regularly pushes the envelope. Whether it’s appropriate here is up for debate.

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/5 "2008-10-22T01:49:10Z")

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Shit, that was hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/6 "2008-10-22T01:54:15Z")

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> [@Influential\_Panda](#):
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> …damn, Doug. You’re kind of a piece of shit.

Oh please. It’s comedy. He’s trying to be shocking. Apparently he succeeded, and got you to promote him by posting his link. Good for him. He definitely likes to say really disgusting things about babies because it gets a rise out of people. The Palin situation was perfect for him.

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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/7 "2008-10-22T01:58:41Z")

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> [@Rubystreak](#):
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> Oh please. It’s comedy. He’s trying to be shocking. Apparently he succeeded, and got you to promote him by posting his link. Good for him. He definitely likes to say really disgusting things about babies because it gets a rise out of people. The Palin situation was perfect for him.

Oh, so he’s just being a piece of shit for personal gain. I get it.

I’m not sure how that makes him any less of a piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/8 "2008-10-22T02:02:48Z")

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That was terrible.

But I laughed when he was all “Hey Kool-Aid!”

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/9 "2008-10-22T02:04:36Z")

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> [@Influential\_Panda](#):
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> Oh, so he’s just being a piece of shit for personal gain. I get it.
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> I’m not sure how that makes him any less of a piece of shit.

He’s a COMEDIAN. He says shocking things to an audience that pays to hear it. No one forced you to watch it, OR link to it so more people can see it. If you find it objectionable, that’s fine. Now you know to avoid Doug Stanhope’s work in the future, because trust me, it’s all like that. Making fun of famous people, even in disgusting ways, is a time honored tradition and comedy staple. Maybe there’s something going on in the world that’s actually real that is better deserving of your outrage.

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**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/10 "2008-10-22T02:07:34Z")

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> [@Rubystreak](#):
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> Oh please. It’s comedy. He’s trying to be shocking. Apparently he succeeded, and got you to promote him by posting his link. Good for him. He definitely likes to say really disgusting things about babies because it gets a rise out of people. The Palin situation was perfect for him.

I’m willing to go there (shock value) if the humor pays off. He just isn’t that funny, and if that humor is ‘laugh inside because it’s true,’ ok. Give me something intelligent, thought-provoking, etc. He’s just annoying and tacky IMO.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/11 "2008-10-22T02:08:24Z")

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Thanks for posting this. I laughed at “hey koolaid.”

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/12 "2008-10-22T02:10:59Z")

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Not about to click the link. I don’t like shock comedy–it’s boring (Sarah Silverman, I’m looking mostly at you). Never heard of ole Dan and I can die satisfied even if I never see his stuff.  
If you like that sort of thing, then good for you. Free country and all that.  
I thought this was an outrage thread by a GOP supporter about some Democratic pol or campaigner. Thank God it’s not.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/13 "2008-10-22T02:18:54Z")

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Stanhope is one of those comedians that people either love or hate. I’ve loved him ever since he did a bit about being so constipated he had to “start himself with a butterknife like a bottle of ketchup.”

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/14 "2008-10-22T02:20:23Z")

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That’s some snappy dresser.

I actually just spent the last couple of hours wetting myself over Sarah Silverman doing pretty much the same thing (only with a sense of humour), so maybe I just have higher standards at the moment (or brain damage), but this guy’s pretty bad.

It’s worth it to watch for his advice to Democratic supporters to “hammer the big cunt retard baby issues throughout the rest of this campaign”. And I love the Youtube ‘tags’: **Doug Stanhope Palin Sarah Cunt Baby**

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/15 "2008-10-22T02:29:17Z")

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Never heard of him. I guess I’m not missing much.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/16 "2008-10-22T02:29:23Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> He’s a comedian. The most I know about him is his short-lived hosting of The Man Show with Joe Rogan after Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel left.
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> I don’t know much about his act, but it could very well be that he regularly pushes the envelope. Whether it’s appropriate here is up for debate.

I haven’t seen this clip yet, but I have seen his act, and the best way to describe his comedy is I-hate-the-world-and-want-to-die. Seriously, his set was pretty funny, but it was so depressing that all I wanted was to slit my fucking wrists when it was over.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/17 "2008-10-22T02:42:11Z")

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> [@Influential\_Panda](#):
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFJ-hFFdI8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFJ-hFFdI8)**(NSFW: language)**  
> …damn, Doug. You’re kind of a piece of shit.

That’s like saying that Lewis Black is too political or Chris Rock spends too much of his time talking about racial stuff.  
ETA I like Doug, I have him on my TuneSelect on XM.

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**Author:** ![hekk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@hekk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hekk)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/18 "2008-10-22T02:49:11Z")

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> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#):
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> Why do I have the feeling Doug Stanhope is supposedly one of those liberal leaders we Democrats (demoncrats? dhimmicrats? dumbocrats?) love so much?

I believe that Doug is a libertarian, and had a goof about running for president last election season.

He’s shocking, but he says exactly what’s on his mind, no filters. And he’s usually hilarious.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/19 "2008-10-22T02:59:43Z")

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Aw, such a delicate flower of an OP! Did you actually have the vapors and cry for your smelling salts while writing the post, or did you wait till after you hit the “submit post” button?

Actually, the funny part is how you decry the comedian’s vulgar references to Mrs. Palin, and were kind enough to label the link NSFW, and then _proceeded to put the offensive language in the title of your thread._ Nicely done!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/20 "2008-10-22T03:46:41Z")

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I think he’s funny. I love his line, “Her baby has Down Syndrome. How can she expect America to get behind her when even god hates her.”

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